Jimin
Helloooo
Stranger
???
Stranger
I think you've gotten the wrong number.
Stranger
Yet again.
Stranger
And you also used no punctuation marks.
Jimin
Sorry.
Jimin
Wait, why am I apologizing? It's not like I'm obligated to use it
Stranger
It makes our conversation seem more professional.
Stranger
We are not friends.
Jimin
Who ru?
Jimin
Some forty year old guy that works in a company?
Stranger
Are you some five year old kid that got into his mother's stuff and now won't stop texting strangers?
Jimin
Touchè.
Jimin
Well I'm actually 21.
Stranger
Okay.
Stranger
Now back to my earlier question.
Stranger
Why are you texting me again?
Jimin
I was bored and wanted to make new friends, soooo.
Jimin
Won't you also tell me your age?
Stranger
I must look like a complete numskull to give out my personal information to the likes of you.
Jimin
Ew, who still says numskull? You sure you're not old?
Stranger
100 pct sure.
Jimin
But I told you my age, it's only fair.
Jimin
Wth is a pct?
Stranger
Abbreviation for percentage.
Stranger
And I didn't ask for your age, you gave that to me on your own accord.
Jimin
...Fine.
Jimin
I thought you said no abbreviations?
Stranger
Sensible ones are allowed.
Jimin
You're very weird, you know that?
Stranger
I guess being smart and sensible makes me weird in other's eyes, huh?
Stranger
Your kind are the weird ones.
Jimin
My kind?
Stranger
Yes.
Stranger
The unintelligent group of humans.
Mean stranger
Makes me wonder how you guys survive through life.
Jimin
Wow.
Jimin
You're mean as fuck.
Jimin
Do you even have any friends?
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