Chat Name Guide
Midoriya: IzUWUku
Uraraka: AirheadUwU
Iida: SonicOC
Tsuyu: PwettyKermit
Todoroki: Sexypeppermint
Bakugo: BoomBoomBoi
Kirishima: RockHard
Kaminari: DiscountPikaPika
Sero: FlexTape
Mina: AlienQueen
Jiro: ChaoticBiEnergy
Momo: MOMo
Tokoyami: Emobirb
Shouiji: Octopussy
Ojiro: Furry
Hagakure: JohnCena
Aoyama: SparkliestBaguette
Koda: Purebean
Sato: Sugardaddy
Temporary chat name guide
Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0
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IzUWUku changed their group chat name to Best_Hubby
Best_Hubby: :DDDD
DiscountPikaPika: noice user izu
Best_Hubby: Fank you my broski. Ur my favorite pokemon btw
DiscountPikaPika: im honored
Emobirb: Arent i a pokemon?
Best_Hubby: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FUCKING MURKROW?!?!?
Best_Hubby: I SUMMON WAIFU
AirheadUwU joined Kill Me
AirheadUwU changed their username to Best_wifey
Best_wifey: Ive been summoned.
Emobirb: i just saw Uraraka jolt her seat as if she got electified and immediately grab her phone. What the fuck-
Furry: I am-
JohnCena: -Shooketh
AlienQueen: ^I ship it
JohnCena: aw thx
Best_Hubby: WAIFUUUUU
Best_wifey: WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
ChaoticBiEnergy: Rick and morty? Yes pls 👍
MOMo: Why is everyone texting during class?
AlienQueen: Why r u?
MOMo: ...
AlienQueen: Checkmate.
FlexTape: Do you even know how to play chess?
AlienQueen: ...
FlexTape: Checkmate
BoomBoomBoi: STOP FUCKING TEXTING AND PAY ATTENTION TO CLASS! YOU SHIT HEADS NEED ALL THE EDUCATION YOU CAN GET, CONSIDERING YOUR BRAINS ARE AS SMALL AS MINETAS DICK! IF YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION, ILL FUCKING EAT YOU ALIVE.
Best_Hubby: u will eat me huh? 👀
BoomBoomBoi: ...
BoomBoomBoi: shut up and learn.
BoomBoomBoi logged off
Sugardaddy: You scared the poor man off
Best_Hubby: Nyehehehehehehe
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*spongebob guy voice* Four...Hours...Later
Sexypeppermint: Are you and Uraraka still getting 'married', Midoriya?
Best_Hubby: ye
Best_wifey: tomorrow. We got rings from Momo and i have my suit!
Best_Hubby: I got mah dress!
FlexTape: Wait why did you guys switch it up?
Best_Hubby: because i look like a god in a dress???? Like, my legs are fucking godlike
Best_wifey: 1) because hes right. 2) because i wanna.
FlexTape: Valid reasoning
Best_wifey: Dont worry todo and fellow gay for izu or in love with izu babes. He can still date. This marriage is purely platonic
RockHard: Scoreeee
SonicOC: I really dislike the idea of you two getting married.
Best_wifey: u jelly im with izu?
SonicOC: IM APPALLED THAT YOUD THINK THAT
SonicOC: THAT IM
SonicOC: ...
SonicOC: No. Im not "Peanut Butter" or whatever you teens say.
DiscountPikaPika: IM-
JohnCena: HSOFMSPMSXKDLD
Best_Hubby: DEAD
Octopussy: pff
Best_Hubby: ...
ChaoticBiEnergy: ?
Best_Hubby: Im lowkey bored....
BoomBoomBoi: i highkey fucking hate you
Best_Hubby: that lowkey makes me feel like shit my broski
BoomBoomBoi: and i highkey dont fucking care
Best_Hubby: ;-;
Best_Hubby added InsomniCat to Kill Me
Best_Hubby changed their Chat Name to WhatIsSleep?
WhatIsSleep?: Nyehehehehehehe
WhatIsSleep?: Hey boo UwU
InsomniCat: Why
InsomniCat: Just why
Furry: YOUUUUUUUU
InsomniCat: MEEEEEE???
InsomniCat: Oh you. Sup
Furry: ... 👀
Best_wifey: Whos he?
WhatIsSleep?: My babe UwU
InsomniCat: No. I hate you.
WhatIsSleep?: So mean...
WhatIsSleep?: .｡･ﾟﾟ･(＞_＜)･ﾟﾟ･｡.
Sexypeppermint: ...
BoomBoomBoi: I dont fucking like you, purple boy. Ill murder you.
InsomniCat: Jokes on you. Im more than ready to die
WhatIsSleep?: Oof mood
AlienQueen: izuuu! bb boi nu. Nu being sad or ill send bakubae after u
BoomBoomBoi: FUCK HIM, IM NOT DOIN SHIT
WhatIsSleep?: UwU pls do fuck me UwU
BoomBoomBoi: JSOSNDOANWTFDDKD NO
WhatIsSleep?: Aw...Todo?
Sexypeppermint: ...Uraraka help-
Octopussy: Explain why todoroki is on fire please. I walk into the kitchen and hes on fire, while nodding vigorously. What is happening?
WhatIsSleep?: My seductive charmmmmmm~~~~~
Sugardaddy: Jfc
Best_wifey: explain to me why im marrying u
WhatIsSleep?: because im awesomeeee
Best_wifey: Welp no argument to be made there
Best_wifey: Except
Best_wifey: That there is
ChaoticBiEnergy: Youre my friend and all Uraraka but my emo king comes first. Youre awesome izu.
Emobirb: meh.
InsomniCat: No he succs
WhatIsSleep?: 👀 UwU no doubt there Shinsooooo
InsomniCat: u make me so tired.
WhatIsSleep?: Maybe youll finally sleep
InsomniCat: Fuck. You.
WhatIsSleep?: Please. Do.
InsomniCat: STOP BEING A HORNY LIL SHIT
WhatIsSleep?: NU U
InsomniCat: Pff i love u
WhatIsSleep?: Aww wuv u too
DiscountPikaPika: hm.
RockHard: hm.
FlexTape: Hm
Sexypeppermint: ...
BoomBoomBoi: Im gonna kill him. I swear to you all, i will.
WhatIsSleep?: oof see ya shinboo
InsomniCat: Pomeranian is jelly that izu like me more than his asshole self.
DiscountPikaPika: Holy shittttttttt
BoomBoomBoi: ...
MOMo: oh no
BoomBoomBoi: Deku, do you?
WhatIsSleep?: uhhh what
BoomBoomBoi: Do. You. Like. Him. More.
WhatIsSleep?: Im fuckimg terrified rn no joke
BoomBoomBoi: Answer.
WhatIsSleep?: ...OCHABAE, IIDA, TODO HELP PLS IMMA FUCKING CRY
Best_wifey: IM COMIN FOR YA IZU! HOW DARE YOU MAKE MAH BAE FUCKING CRY? SQUARE UP BIOTCH
BoomBoomBoi: Hm.
BoomBoomBoi: Thats it, im coming for you Purple fucker
SourGrape: shit... me?
BoomBoomBoi: You later, first, the other purple fucker
InsomniCat: welp. Oh well.
Best_wifey: Anywayyyssssssss
Best_wifey: OUR WEDDING IZUUUU
InsomniCat: Aca-scuse me? The fuck u talking about? Izu ur getting married???
WhatIsSleep?: yeet. Imma wear a dresssssss
InsomniCat: 1) arent u to young? 2) youll fucking rock that dress. 3) WHY HER-
WhatIsSleep?: 1) Fuck da rules. 2) thanks i know. 3) its platonic. Shes my platonic wife whom i love.
Best_wifey: uwu love you to bb
Best_wifey: i need a main brides maid or whatever the fuck its called (i actually forgot and im too lazy to look it up-)
PwettyKermit: ummmm Me. Im your literal girlfriend, babe.
Best_wifey: OH RIGHT. HI BABY, LOVE YOUUU
PwettyKermit: love you too.
ChaoticBiEnergy: you're cool with this?
PwettyKermit: why wouldn't I be? I know Ochako loves me and Midoriya is her best friend. Its all good. Me and mido are besties too anyway. I know who hes gay for.
WhatIsSleep?: Dont say shit, Tsuyu Asui.
PwettyKermit: Kero.
WhatIsSleep?: love yaaaa
PwettyKermit: Kero.
WhatIsSleep?: ;-;
DiscountPikaPika: WHOS HE GAY FOR??? ME RIGHT?
WhatIsSleep?: Ur cute af...i mean, ur fucking pikachu
DiscountPikaPika: SCORE
Best_wifey: BE GAY LATER IZU! WHOS GONNA BE YOUR BEST MAN?
WhatIsSleep?: Kacchan is mad at me so him.
BoomBoomBoi: i dont want to be your fucking best man you shit face.
WhatIsSleep?: u sure? Because i have plenty of other options.
BoomBoomBoi:
BoomBoomBoi: Fucking fine. I still hate your fucking guts tho.
WhatIsSleep?: Awwww so sweet UwU
Sexypeppermint: ...
InsomniCat: whyd u pick that flaming pile of dog shit over me? I'd rather you pick fucking katy perry but with daddy issues over here. Even that fucking knockoff pikachu or rock for brains.
JohnCena: I-
WhatIsSleep?: u know what ur all assholes. I pick tokoyami as my best man. He doesnt always think with his fucking dick.
ChaoticBiEnergy: KEOKSNXOSLANDFKCO
SparkliestBagguette: That is what you people called 'roasted'.
WhatIsSleep?: except you Sero, Kiri, and Denki. U guys r cool.
FlexTape: :)
DiscountPikaPika: :)
RockHard: :)
WhatIsSleep? Has logged off
AlienQueen: ah fuck. I cant believe youve done this.
Emobirb: This is truly a banquet of darkness
WhatIsSleep? Has logged back on
WhatIsSleep?: um....Tsu, mom
WhatIsSleep?: can you help me with my dress? Pretty pls? The struggle is real.
MOMo: Of course. Ill be right there, Midoriya.
PwettyKermit: sure.
WhatIsSleep? Has logged off
Purebean: ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )
Best_wifey: see? You boys are dickheads.
InsomniCat: aw now i feel bad
Sexypeppermint: ...
AlienQueen: why the fuck arent you talking???
Sexypeppermint: i dont know.
MOMo: im disappointed in you all. Just know that your mother is shaking her at all of you right now.
BoomBoomBoi: YOURE TAKING THIS WHOLE MOM THING A LITTLE FAR. YOURE NOT MY FUCKING MOM!
ChaoticBiEnergy: leave her the fuck alone. She can do whatever she wants. Dont you dare talk to your mother thay way.
BoomBoomBoi: WHAT THE FUCK-
MOMo: Dont yell at your other mother, son.
ChaoticBiEnergy: awwwww :3
JohnCena: i love soft jiro. its precious. They take such good care of their son.
BoomBoomBoi: AHHHHHHHH-