What. The. Fuck. Greed, you're the worst person ever. Feel free to get out of my life FOREVER. Asshole!
H: I'll grab you some makeup and the CUTEST outfit ever.
Better not be one of your dresses, fatass.
H: Especially snippy today, I see. Well then I'll grab the perfect dress~
...
*Wearing a frilly and showy pink dress with bows and gorgeous makeup and his hair pulled back in a cute way* I want to die. I hate this. *Sighs* End my suffering. You worms make everything worse. Die.
H: I think he channeled his inner Bakugo. Anyway, ED!
Ed: *walks in* what is it? *Stares at Envy, holding back laughter*
*Walks up to him* Hey handsome, if it's true that we are what we eat then I could be you by morning~ *smirks* Was your dad a baker? Cause you've got a nice set of buns~
Ed: *face goes full on red* ENVY!!!!
I can't help that I love you~ You're just too damn hot~
Ed: Okaaaaaaaay, goodbye! *Walks off*
I am never doing this EVER again!