Jin: AWW my hinnie has gotten so big but not big enough to not wear these FAB pink hair bows
Hinjee: Im not a girl dad imma guy...
Jin: no your not /grabs hinjee and slides hair bows in/
Hinjee: *whispers* why do I have you as a father
Jin: hmmm what did you just say /*death glare*/
Hinjee: NOTHING *^*
Rapmon: yo rapjunior
Rapjunior: wudsup
Rapmon: uncle suga is sleeping wake his ass up
Rapjunior: no way!!! You crazy he's scary
Rapmon: D.O I.T N.O.W
Rapjunior: *^/runs away without a second thought/^*
Jhope: jihobie~~~~ help your father stand up
Jihobie: uhhh why me
Jhope: because it's not like the horses can help me
Jihobie: ha dats where your wrong *^/(sweats profusingly and then pop a magic unicorn is floating in front)/^*
Jhope: you still haven't proven your point... OH LOOK LOOK JIHOBIE I'M FLYING WOOHOO IM TALL AGAIN AND THIS TIME TALLER THAN NAMJOON
Jihobie: crazy ass father
Jungkook: whoohooo go jungmin beat that kids as
SOME RUDEASS RANDOM PARENT: Mr.jeon your child broke ma kimkis arm the other week
Jungkook: so since when did I ask... YEA YOU GO SON I'M SO PROUD OF YOU
Jungmin: THANKS DAD YOUR GREAT!
V: TJFFTHSVWHJDV3JWIYSGRVEHJWUSYYHRJE
*speaking weird as language obvs he's a alien*
Bwi: jehwbejfjdbsvwh3ktntbeheuritj*^*
Jimin: come kimchi we must find our jams
Kimchi: ok dad less go
Rapmon: not on my watch jamless people /^throws on shades and disseapers^/
Suga: swaeg /^falls asleep^/
Swaeg: fudge this Sprite I'm out ^//falls asleep extreme^//