Bts Jokes

By Namjoonstiddes

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This was made for fun I love jin dad jokes and wanted to include them More

BTS as parents
BTS getting married
BTS running from zombies
BTS in a unknown room alone
BTS when there called ugly
BTS picking the animal they wanna be

Jins dad jokes

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Jin: what did the goat say to the donkey

Rest of bts: ........

Jin: he said "your such a baaaaadass.

Jin: why is the stadium so cold?

Jm:

Jin: because it has lots of fans

Doctor: *arrives late* sorry for the wait!

Jin: it's okay, I'm patient.

Jin: why are koalas not actual bears?

Jungkook: why

Jin: cause they don't have the koalafications

Jungkook: you don't have the koalafications to be part of bts anymore get out

Jin: *cash me outside how bout dat*

Jin: hey v what did the 0 say to the 8

V:????

Jin: nice belt!
*windshield wiper laugh*

Jin: did you know when I'm feeling down I read my blood doner id

Bts:why??

Jin: because it always say B positive.
*insert windshield wiper laugh*

Jin: i actually was gonna tell yall a joke but I'm not gonna

Jin: Cause it's irrelephant
*random laugh insert*

Jin: how do people call the king of cats

Jin: your meow-jasty
*extreme windshield wiper laugh*

Jin: what kind of bagel can fly?

Bts:....

Jin: a PLAIN bagel!
*play on words but still laughing*

Jin: what do you call a thief who steals fast foods

Bts:....

Jin: a HAMBURGERLAR!!!

Jin: do you wanna know why I do puns

Bts: not Really???

Jin: because it's my resPUNSability
*insert crying and laughing face*

Jin: Hey guys how do onions greet each other

bts: how

Jin: ONION HASEYO!!!

BTS: ......

Jin: what do you call a girl with illegal dimples?

Members: what?

Jin: illegirl

Jimin: time to make a new song

Jin: why do cows have no toes

Bts: why

Jin: because they lactose

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