*•*•*•*I'm Sollux*•*•*•*
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TA: Hey kk
CG: HEY SOLLUX.
TA: Hey can you help me wiith 2omethiing?
CG: WAIT ME? SINCE WHEN DID YOU NEED HELP FROM SOMEONE LIKE ME?
CG: WHATEVER, SURE. WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP WITH?
TA: What do you mean 2omeone liike you?
CG: SOMEONE WHO IS SHITTY AT LITERALLY EVERYTHING.
TA: no you're not! IIn fact, what II need help wiith ju2t 2o happen2 two be your 2peciialty
CG: ALRIGHT, FINE, THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS MY SPECIALTY..
TA: Well uh.. II'm kiind of confu2ed about quadrant2 and 2hiit... II mean II've 2tarted watchiing 2ome of Tho2e romcom2 that you liike and mo2t of them were iin2ufferable but other2 were okay but II diidn't learn fuckiing 2hiit
CG: HA HA HA OH GOD.
CG: SINCE WHEN WERE YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR QUADRANTS?
TA: What?? What the fuck are you laughiing at??
TA: 2iince about a few month2 ago maybe? II don't know..
CG: WELL I DON'T KNOW. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE.. LIKE RED, BLACK, ASHEN, OR PALE?
TA: Red. Very red.
CG: HOLY SHIT. I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD. CAN I KNOW WHO IT IS?
CG: IS IT ARADIA?
TA: NO! You can not!
TA: No iit'2 not Aradiia
CG: FEFERI?
TA: No
CG: ERIDAN?
TA: NO
TA: 2twop gue22iing!!
CG: FINE FINE. ALRIGHT SO NOW THAT WE HAVE IT SETTLED THAT YOU'RE APPARENTLY "VERY RED" FOR SOMEONE, LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
CG: WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT IT?
CG: DID YOU WANT TO TELL THEM?
TA: Umm.. II don't know... II mean II gue22 II want them two know. II ju2t don't want two be rejected or 2ome 2hiit
CG: OH YES. THE FEAR OF REJECTION. THE MOST CLICHE PLOT IN ANY MOVIE. I DIG IT.
TA: Oh 2hut up..
TA: II don't know what two fuckiing do!
CG: WELL HAVE YOU TRIED LEADING THEM ON WITH HINTS?
TA: Well no.
CG: MAYBE EVEN SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS HOLDING OPEN THE DOOR FOR THEM?
TA: Well II don't u2ually leave my hiive..
CG: THAT'S TRUE.
CG: WELL.. I WOULD TRY FLIRTING A BIT.
CG: MAYBE SOME STUPID PUNS OF YOURS.
TA: what the fuck ii2 a fliirt?
TA: IIt 2ound2 liike a dii2ea2e
CG: A FLIRT IS ANYTHING ALONG THE LINES OF TEASING, JOKING AROUND WITH, OR BEING KIND OF JUST REALLY NICE TO A PERSON THAT YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.
CG: FOR EXAMPLE.
CG: BLACK FLIRTING CAN BE MAKING FUN OF SOMEONE, TELLING THEM THAT THEY FUCKING SUCK AT WHATEVER, ETC.
TA: Well II don't want two do that
CG: RED FLIRTING CAN BE A NICE KIND OF TEASING OR JOKING.
CG: OR AGAIN, YOU CAN JUST BE REALLY NICE TO THE,
CG: THEM*))
TA: Okay... Well II gue22 we II do that.. II mean my flu2h cru2h and II have been friiend2 for a whiile now...
TA: At lea2t II'm pretty 2ure we're con2iidered friiend2
CG: ARE YOU SURE I CAN'T KNOW WHO IT IS?
TA: YE2
CG: ALRIGHT. FINE.
TA: II don't get what you mean by beiing really niice..
TA: Liike what would II do??
CG: WELL SOLLUX TO PUT IT SIMPLY, YOU'RE KIND OF AN ASSHOLE A LOT OF THE TIME.
CG: TRY COMPLIMENTING THEM.
TA: Oh.
TA: 2orry
CG: SORRY FOR WHAT?
TA: For beiing a2 a22?
TA: An*))
CG: OH. SEE HERE'S THE THING.. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE AN ASS TO ME.
TA: ..why not?
CG: WHY NOT? WELL BECAUSE I GUESS I DESERVE IT SOMETIMES.
TA: No you don't!!
CG: HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
TA: You don't do anythiing wrong two de2erve iit.
CG: I'M.. WELL..
CG: YOU KNOW..
TA: What..?
CG: I'M A..
CG: MUTANT.
TA: Karkat. that doe2n't mean fuckiing 2hiit two me.
TA: And iit 2houldn't mean anythiing two you.
CG: OH. WELL I ALWAYS THOUGHT I DESERVED EVERYTHING BAD. THE WORLD FUCKING HATES ME.
TA: The world doe2n't fuckiing hate you kk.
CG: OH. I GUESS I'LL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT THEN..
TA: Exactly. You 2hould alway2 take my word on 2hiit liike thii2 heheh
CG: FINE FINE, WHATEVER. SO IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR CRUSH?
CG: WHICH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T TELL ME.
CG: IT WOULD HELP ME A LOT MORE.
TA: II can't tell you becau2e iit'2 a 2ecret. And yeah, when 2hould II 2tart liike... "Fliirtiing" and 2hiit
CG: AS SOON AS YOU START TALKING TO THEM.
TA: Yeah no. Couldn't II waiit liike a week or two? you know... 2o iit'2 2ubtle?
CG: I MEAN IF YOU WANT TO WAIT THAT LONG.
CG: THEN BE MY GUEST.
TA: Well II don't really want two waiit THAT long. But II don't want them two thiink.. II don't know. That II'm weiird?
TA: What iif they don't thiink of me liike that???
CG: SEE IF I WERE IN YOUR POSITION RIGHT NOW I WOULD JUST TELL THEM. WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN, THEY DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT BACK?
TA: YE2 THAT II2 THE MO2T FUCKIING HORRIIFYIING THIING THAT COULD HAPPEN DO YOU UNDER2TAND
CG: I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER CARE ABOUT THAT. JESUS YOU'RE LIKE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON. LOVE DOES WONDERS TO PEOPLE HOLY SHIT.
TA: Yeah yeah, love, wonder2, II got iit. IIM FREAKIING OUT HERE KK
CG: DUDE, FUCKING.. WHY?
TA: Becau2e iif he doe2n't liike me back then II'll ruiin everythiing!
CG: OH SO IT'S A HE?
TA: Oh my gog... Ye2 kk. IIt'2 a he. Happy?
CG: VERY. SO IT'S NOT ERIDAN, SO IT MUST BE EITHER TAVROS, EQUIUS, OR GAMZEE.
CG: UNLESS IT'S ONE OF THE PINK FLESHSACKS.
TA: IIt'2 not a human, no.
CG: WAIT, IS IT GAMZEE. I COULD SEE THAT.
CG: ?*)
TA: No...
CG: IS IT EQUIUS? I COULDN'T SEE THAT, BUT HEY.. IT MIGHT WORK.
TA: ...no
CG: SO YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH TAVROS? OH THAT'S CUTE. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO TELL HIM..
CG: HE'S KIND OF..
CG: YOU KNOW..
CG: NOT REALLY GOOD AT PICKING UP HINTS.
TA: Kk.
CG: WHAT?
TA: II'm not goiing two tell Tavro2.
TA: Becau2e II don't liike tavro2. II liike you.
CG: WHY NOT? YOU HAVE TO BECAUSE THAT KID WOULD NEVER GET YOUR SIGNALS.
CG: WAIT WHAT????
TA: Look.
TA: II'm 2orry okay?
TA: II'm not good at fliirtiing
TA: And II'm an a22hole
TA: And II don't get thii2 whole deal
TA: And II know that iin the romcom2 thii2 ii2 not what happen2 and II'm 2orry
CG: SO.. YOU LIKE.. ME?
TA: II wanted two fuckiing get adviice but the only per2on II could thiink of wa2 you
TA: Ye2 okay?
TA: II under2tand iif you don't liike me back and 2hiit
CG: WELL I MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND..
CG: BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING REALLY TO UNDERSTAND..
TA: Why not..? Oh II me22ed iit up diidn't ii?
CG: NOT REALLY. I MEAN SURE YOU'RE RIGHT IT COULD HAVE WAITED.. BUT THERE IS SOMETHING THAT YOU SEEM TO DON'T GET.
TA: II'm 2orry
CG: STOP SAYING YOU'RE SORRY, JESUS.
CG: THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SORRY ABOUT.
CG: I LIKE YOU BACK OKAY.
CG: I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU LATER BUT I GUESS IF I DIDN'T, YOU WOULD LOSE IT
CG: .*)
TA: What
TA: Waiit.
TA: One 2econd. Let me get thii2 2traiight.
TA: You actually liike me..?
CG: I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING OBVIOUS..
TA: Liike you're not 2hiittiing me?
CG: NO I AM NOT.
TA: How can any of thii2 be fuckiing obviiou2 iit'2 all 2o confu2iing...
TA: 2o iit'2 not a joke and you actually do liike me?
CG: I DON'T LIKE YOU..
TA: Oh yeah 2ee? II knew iit
CG: SOLLUX.. I LOVE YOU.
TA: Oh. Well look at that.
TA: II'm iin love.
TA: Yep.
TA: Well thii2 ii2 terriifyiing.
TA: Karkat what do II do iif the per2on II love ju2t twold me they love me?
CG: YOU COME OVER AND PRETEND LIKE THAT WE CONFESSED IN PERSON AND YOU FUCKING KISS ME ALREADY.
TA: oh. Okay. Yeah that 2ound2 liike a pretty good IIdea. Ju2t let me calm down for liike three 2econd2 and then II'll "bee" over hahaha
CG: SOUNDS FINE. HEY SOLLUX?
TA: Yeah?
CG: I LOVE YOU <3
TA: II love you two Karkat <3
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