[Chapter 2 & 3 are just about Raimon, kk ?]
[Is it normal that I write different fanfics in every paper I see, or should I consult a doctor ?]
Narrator's POV :
"Sakuma, I-"
"KiDoU !!!" Someone shouted the commander's name in the ugliest voice possible on earth, disturbing the two. Not to mention breaking their eardrums.
"Fracking Fudou...WHAT THE HELL IS IT !?"
"I NeEd HeLp In CrAcKiNg EgGs !!!"
With a sigh, the older male stood up and smiled down on the cyan male. "Well...I'll see you around. I need to make sure Fudou doesn't do something stupid and eat all the bananas in the school kitchen. Sayonara; Sakuma."
He then left with a few shouts to Fudou, along with a few shouts back at him. Then, disappearing in sight...
Sakuma was glad he was able to NOT suddenly blurt out 'Babe, don't go !!!' in front of the male's face when he left. But he honestly wanted to, actually.
It was his turn to sigh, before turning back into his gloomy, frustrated side.
'If only you knew what I was feeling...Yuuto...'
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[RAIMON CHATROOM TIME !!!]
Chat names : (with reason)
WINDMILL - Tenma
- It's because he brought the WIND of Raimon like he was a fracking Windmill.
Death Sword - Tsurugi
- That's his hissatsu. Also, he likes the sound of someone dying. Strange ;-;.
Mr.GirlyBoy - Kirino
- Anybody would fall for his girly appearance. But he's a boy, I tell you.
Master Prankster - Kariya
- The king of pranksters is the master himself.
Panic Attack - Hayami
- Can't have a day complete without him panicking about something.
Go Fish - Hamano
- He likes fishing. Go figure.
Sidewinder - Kurama
- I was about to put sssnakerwolf but I had second thoughts. I LOVE YOU SSSNIPERWOLF !!!
[How the hell did Minamisawa get here !?]
Narcissist - Minamisawa
- Let's face it. He's a narcissistic bleach. Crappy day starts with him.
Pikachu reject - Shinsuke
- I found this funny once I saw it on a Boku No Hero Academia chatroom story 🤣. Denki was the target.
KURAMAda - Kuramada
- Has the same name. I like this one, actually.
Dragon Ball - Sangoku
- Don't pretend that Goku's full name is only Goku.
Big Eater - Amagi
- What ? Can't blame him; we ALL love food. #FoodIsLife
Hikaru Hitachiin - Hikaru
- Ouran High School Host Club~ It has a taboo relationship within twins. (Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin)
NiSHEki - Nishiki
- Ya' like, my hair ? Gee thanks, just bought it~ (I was listening to 7 rings, oof)
AOIyama - Aoyama
- Just running out of ideas for this boy (-_-) let's just preted he likes Aoi. (Only realized that this guy and the TWINKling glitter boy in bnha has the same name.)
1no - Ichino
- Search the japanese translation of One and you get what I mean.
TALKuto - Shindou
- Just had a feeling that this boy loves to talk.
(Is that all of them ? I hope so.)
Coaches & Managers :
Soccer Freak : Endou
- He is. Pretty accurate to his personality.
Goggles - Kidou
- Everyone loves a good pair of goggles. But I think our strategist is a little too obsessed and is *this* close to having over a MILLION goggles in his collection.
FireHead - Gouenji
- Why not add him ? Also, his hair looks a *bit* like fire when he was young.
Penguins - Sakuma
- When you look inside his room, all you'll see are penguins. Like, literally.
Glasses - Haruna
- Like dear old Nii-san, this lady is *this* close to having a MILLION glasses in her collection. Siblings are siblings, I guess.
TSUNDERE - Midori
- She's a Tsundere for Nishiki. I just know it.
SHIN-obsessed - Akane
- She takes pictures of him everyday, what ya' expect ?
BLUEberry - Aoi
- Her hair reminds me of Blueberries.
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WINDMILL : OHAYO GUDAIMAS, MINNA !!!
Death Sword : Morning. Where's everyone else ?
Mr.GirlyBoy : KARIYA KEEPS PULLING MY HAIR !!!
Master Prankster : I need an anti-depression habit.
Go Fish : Why ?
Master Prankster : My girlfriend broke up with me 😓. She was being a bleach and told me I was not her type after *sniff* everything we've been through...It's been a month since then and I'm *sniff* still depressed about it...some even *sniff* say I'm faking...
Mr.GirlyBoy : He's crying in front of me while typing...Poor baby...
Death Sword : Who was your girlfriend anyway ?
Master Prankster : Beta...from protocol omega 2.0...
Death Sword : That's why...Sorry to say this but she's a female player. So she must've already been cheating on you before she decided to break up.
Mr.GirlyBoy : TSURUGI YOU MADE IT WORSE !!! HE'S HYPERVENTILATING !!!
WINDMILL : Sad...
Master Prankster : I CAN'T FREAKING MOVE ON !!!
Go Fish : That's why you don't trust SOME girls...
TSUNDERE : WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN !? HAH !?
Go Fish : Back read.
BLUEberry : I back read as well and I feel bad for Kariya.
TSUNDERE : Stupid bleach...giving girls a lower reputation...
Death Sword : How's Kariya doing, Kirino-senpai ?
Mr.GirlyBoy : I managed to calm him down, but he began hugging me and calling me "mommy"
WINDMILL : He must think you're Midorikawa-san...How did you calm him down ?
Mr.GirlyBoy : Well, I hugged him and rubbed his back. That's all.
WINDMILL : Just like how Midorikawa-san does it...knew it.
TSUNDERE : Knew what ?
WINDMILL : Kirino-senpai, is he still talking ?
Mr.GirlyBoy : Nope.
WINDMILL : You made him fall asleep. The way you calmed him down must've made him remember Midorikawa-san. a.k.a, his 'mom'. That's why he started calling you mommy. Though he was beginning to fall asleep when he started calling you that.
Goggles : And that my children, is why you shouldn't get into a relationship in high school. Lesson learned ?
Death Sword : Nope
Goggles : Damn it...
Soccer Freak : Beta ? Why would you date her ?
Mr.GirlyBoy : He's asleep already.
Firehead : Must be because of their two-sided personalities and mischievousness that brought them both together.
Soccer Freak : Ahh....okay. Good luck on this depression thingy. Had it once and it sucks. Couldn't sleep properly for days...
Goggles : And you never told us this because...?
Firehead : You ? THE Endou Mamoru, + Depression ? No, that's not right...
Death Sword : Agree. You have such a big smile it's nearly impossible for you to get depressed.
Soccer Freak : When I thought my pet hamster died when I was seven I had it. For a whole month. Turns out he got lost in the garden. It was stupid of me to not search inside the bushes. I only checked the house.
Goggles : Got depressed for no real reason ? Gucci 👌.
Firehead : Bleach, that time's too short to be called depression. Are you for real ?
Soccer Freak : My younger cousin said I had it. Said I was too sad to play.
Death Sword : Don't trust younger cousins. It's not worth it.
Firehead : Agree.
Panic Attack : IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD !!! THE EARTH WILL CRACK INTO HALF AND SHOOT US ALL INTO SPACE !!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
Soccer Freak : Who made him panic again ?
Go Fish : I don't know what's wrong with him but he keeps hugging me. I can't breathe, but I can text you guys.
Firehead : I was about to say that doesn't make sense, but I realized that nothing in Raimon makes sense ever since Endou arrived.
Soccer Freak : I'm honored to change you mortals !!!
Narcissist : I'm not a fracking mortal. I'm a god, you peasants.
Sidewinder : Shut it, you bleach. Nobody wanted to see you again 😒.
WINDMILL : Big oof.
Firehead : I don't get kids these days. When the team and I were kids we were all about game boys and candies.
Soccer Freak : Don't forget soccer !!!
Firehead : Yeah. But now it's all about fortnite and memes.
Goggles : Don't forget gay.
Firehead : Yes, it's always gay.
Hikaru Hitachiin : I am.
Mr.GirlyBoy : Me too.
Soccer Freak : HALP !!! MY STUDENTS ARE GAY !!!
Firehead : You are too. For me~
Soccer Freak : Lol no u
Goggles : Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
BLUEberry : Is anybody going to ignore the fact that Midorikawa-san & Hiroto-san are here and lifting Kariya up like a toddler ?
Mr.GirlyBoy : I find it adorable. Kariya's my baby from now on !!!
TALKuto : Ibuki is texting me non-stop, what do I do ?
Mr.GirlyBoy : *Jealous mode : activated*
Firehead : What is he saying ?
TALKuto : "I hate you...But I love you at the same time..."
Soccer Freak : I smell gay.
Goggles : Yes, gay.
Firehead : Very gay.
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Poor Kariya !!! And Endou made me laugh actually. What should I write next ?
Okay, Bunnies, that's all for today~
BYEEE !!!
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