Wanda: James open the door.
James: no.
Wanda: I have cake.
James: no.
Wanda: wow he is mad.
Vision: want me to go in.
Wanda: naw just leave him be.
James: I think I'll go for a swing let's see aw this one will do.
*Picks up military spider suit*
*Swings out the window*
Time skip 10 minutes.
James: hey Patty any crimes near by.
Patty: no.
Time skip 3 hours
James: come on ain't there anything to do.
???: You could die.
When I turned around I saw.
Spider-man: oh what's a pretty girl like you doing up here and you shouldn't have a weapon like that.
???: Names scarecrow now die.
She then tried to come at me but she didn't notice that her feet was webbed to the roof.
Scarecrow: grr what are these.
Spider-man: it's called webbing and if you didn't see me do that then you need to train more.
Scarecrow:fuck you.
James: oh I rather not.
Scarecrow:grr.
James: bye*swings off*
Time skip James shutting the window closed
James: I'm hungry.
*Starts to sneak down to the kitchen*
I then look at the clock and see 12:56 I then get a bag of gummy bears.
And started to go back
Wanda: BOO!!!
James: ahhhh!!!!
Wanda: that's what you get.
James: (pouts)why are you so mean to me.
Wanda: I see what those girls go through now.
Vision: hehe.
James: shut it.
Wanda: get to bed you have school tomorrow.
James: no I don't.
Wanda: yes you do.
James: no I don't
Vision: yes you do.
James: make me.
Wanda: ok *snaps fingers*
Meanwhile in our universe
Author: had too
Back to there universe
James:(snores)
Wanda: good boy
Vision: I'll take him to his room.
Time skip morning
James: grr I hate when she does that.(know what I can do)
*Grabs bucket fils with ice water*
James: ok now to set it up on the door.
Time skip
James: done.
*Lays down on bed*
*Hears footsteps*
*Knocks*
Wanda: james wake up.
*Opens door then bucket of ice water falls all over her*
James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Vision:: what's going on.
*See's Wanda*
Vision: uhh bye.
*leaves*
James: that's what you get for doing what you did last night.
Wanda: die.
James: bye *swings out window*
Time skip at school.
James: ok let's see aw I Know I'll skip.
*Hides be hide the stage curtains*
Time skip 2 hours.
Nat: where is he.
Jackie: I bet he's sleeping.
Jess: let's split up and search.
James: (damn it)
Time skip.
James:(are they gone?)
Jess: *see James*(I'm gonna punish.)
*Grabs James and puts her hand over his mouth*
Jess: shh just let it happen.
James: *muffled screams*
James: (I'll play along for now)
Jess:*sticks hand down the back of your pants and gropes ass*
James: *muffled moans*
Jess: oh sensitive.
*Takes hand off of your mouth*
James: (blushing) please.
Jess: please what.
James: *smirks* bend over.
I then flip Jess over and bend her over my knee.
James: *smack* nice and soft(I'ma die)
I then throw Jess and run.
Jess: GET BACK HERE ASSHOLE!!!!
James: no.
*Runs out of school*
James: I'll hide at McDonald's it lunch time anyway.
Time skip
Cashier: welcome to McDonald's may I take your order.
James: 10 McChickens 10 mcdoubles 3 large fries 50 mcnuggets and 5 apple pies.
Time skip
James: so full.
Walks out of McDonald's.
Benny: there he is!
James: damn it can't you give me time for my stomach to settle.
Girls: no.
I then run down an alleyway I take a bunch of different turns then.
James: a dead end.
Jess: now I found you.
I turn around to see just Jess.
James: uhh before you rape me.
Jess: what.
James: *has his hands behind his back*you Know how I got adopted by the avengers right.
Jess: yeah.
James: *places a circular device on each foot And hand*see ya!
*Press buttons*
Just then the objects trans formed in to iron man gloves and boots.
I then fly up on to the roof of some building and.
James: haha see ya!
Jess: I'ma kill em.
Time skip
As I walk in to the house.
Wanda:(mad) so why wasn't you in school.
James: *sticks tongue out at her*
Wanda:fine vision.
Vision then grabs me form behind
Vision: sorry but even I am afraid of some things her is one.
Wanda: now let's take a look.
*See's what you did today*
Wanda: why do you tease them so much.
James:I don't know.(cause I love them.)
Wanda: (teasingly)aw you love them.
James: (blushing) s-shut up.