Jared and Evan had been dating for a long ass time. So they decided to have all the smex.
Then Jared got gregnant.
And he was like wtf ♂️????
Evan was v excited Abt lil bb and was like YO les get married.
And they did the I do's and Jared got dubble pergananant.
Then Evan was like WOW MAN
And committed a go to get some cigarettes.
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