Shay: a potato flew around my room before you came excuse-
Ashley: That vine kills me
Shay: Me too
Troian: Look what I made
Lucy: AWWW!
Ashley: Are you playing Minecraft?
Troian: Yes
Ashley: Nerd
Troian: You're just jealous cause you can't build
Janel: Back off T, don't insult my girlfriend's building skills
Sasha: Girlfriend?
Ashley: Yes Boo Ashley Benson is no longer alone
Lucy: Booboo get off Minecraft so we can cuddle
Troian: IM BUILDING A HOUSE
Shay: Is it a dirt house?
Troian:....no
Sasha: Show us your house
Troian:
Ashley: Okay Okay I'm impressed
Shay: Is it sad that we're judging a Minecraft house right now?
Janel: Very sad.
Lucy: BOOBOO COME TO BED
Troian: infightigacreepr
Sasha: ndjejfhb what???
Troian: I was fighting a creeper and I died
Lucy: So you're coming to bed?
Troian: No...I must get my revenge
Lucy:....
Troian: NOOOOOOO
Troian: KUCBAGWHYEOUKDYKUDOTHISTKME
Shay: Translation: LUCYBUG, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
Sasha: What happened
Troian: SHEUNOKUFGGEDMYCOMPUTERWGY
Shay: Translation: SHE UNPLUGGED MY COMPUTER WHY
Lucy: Now come to bed
Troian: IANNEVERLEAVINGTHISCHAIRUNTILMYCOMOUTERTURNSBACKON
Shay: Translation: I AM BEING VERY IRRATIONAL RIGHT NOW
Troian: SHUTTLE****IPSYNANIN
Shay: Translation: SHUT THE **** UP SHA- wait a sec...
Lucy: Booboo do you need a hug?
Troian: no
Janel: Are you Okay Troi?
Troian: no
Ashley: Are you upset?
Troian: no
Sasha: I think we broke her
Troian: no
Lucy: Do you still love me?
Troian:...
Troian: yes
Lucy: She's fine.
Troian: MY COMPUTER TURNED BACK ON YAY
Lucy: NO
Troian: YEEEES
Lucy: Don't make me do this Booboo
Troian: Do what????
Lucy: No
Janel: What is she doing???!??!?
Lucy: Sex
Ashley: OH NO SHES NOT
Lucy: For
Troian: L-Lucybug?
Lucy: A
Shay: OMGOMGOMG
Lucy: Month
Sasha: OOOOH ****
Troian: NOOOOOOOO
Shay: ****, the most Sasha has ever said was a week, and she cracked in two hours
Ashley: Two hours?
Sasha: I'm weak when it comes to sex
Janel: I think we need to talk about this
Lucy: It worked, we're in bed
Ashley: God bless you ***holes