My Jokes

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Ok, so there this girl sleeping in religion class  The teaches asks the class "who is our lord and savior?"  The boy behind the girl pokes her with a pen and she screams jesus christ!  The teacher says "good, now who created the earth in seven days?"  The boy pokes the girl again, she lest "oh my god!"  The teacher says "good, now what did Eve say to Adam after their 11 child?  The boy pokes the girl one more time and the girl yells "if you poke me with that ting one more time im going to break it off!"