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"this ain't a camp, this a mental asylum for preteens"
✩BOYS
jahseh onfroy
d.o.b: january 23 2007
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: keep away from knives at all costs.
michael white
d.o.b: june 18 2007
age: 12
allergies: hay.
notes: gets along well with jahseh. cries a lot.
diego leanos
dob: september 6 2006
age:12
allergies: none
notes: cannot eat spicy foods. gets along well with gazzy and kimetrius
gazzy garcia
dob: august 17 2008
age: 10
allergies: none
notes: keep a close eye on him at ALL TIMES
symere woods
dob: july 31 2006
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: do not allow to go "cryptid hunting" or to play with his "tarot cards"
jordan carter
dob: september 13 2006
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: has asthma and is hard of hearing. can be very inappropriate at times.
stokeley goulbourne
dob: april 18 2006
age: 13
allergies: none
notes: has very poor hygiene and has to be reminded to shower often
kimetrius foose
d.o.b: august 4 2007
age: 11
allergies: peanuts
notes: gets sick easily. threatens to sue.
omar pineiro
dob: may 15 2006
age: 13
allergies: chocolate
notes: has to be taken out on a walk once a day. enjoys treats
jahmier velazquez
dob: july 6 2007
age: 11
allergies: dogs
notes: does not get along with omar. keep them seperated. gets along with jordan and isaiah
isaiah rivera
dob: march 20 2007
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: complains a lot, dont touch his hair or else he'll throw a tantrum
jarad higgins
dob: december 2 2006
age: 12
allergies: happiness
notes: must be nice to have notes taken on you😔
taymor mcintyre
dob: june 16 2008
age: 11
allergies: that gay shit
notes: doesn't play well with others, only seems to listen to kentrell
kentrell gaulden
dob: october 20 2005
age: 13
allergies: the clinic apparently
notes: don't allow him to share food/drinks or chapstick with other campers
nick simmons
dob: december 18 2007
age: 11
allergies: none
notes: gets picked on by taymor. keep seperate.
dimitri rogers
dob: july 13 2007
age: 11
allergies: none
notes: doesn't get along with symere. injury prone.
khalif brown
dob: june 7 2007
age:12
allergies: none
notes: keep him and aaquil seperate.
aaquil brown
dob: december 29 2005
age: 13
allergies: pollen, cats
notes: no seriously, keep these two incestual niggas away from each other
johnathan porter
dob: january 20 2006
age: 13
allergies: none
notes: claims that he has "two cocks"
jamell demons
dob: may 1 2008
age: 11
allergies: none
notes: talks about an imaginary friend named "melvin" a lot. has violent tendencies
jay bradley
dob: august 6 2006
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: ugly
cordae dunston
dob: august 26 2006
age: 12
allergies: nuts
notes: asthmatic. gets bullied by jay
zion kuwonu
dob: july 29 2007
age: 11
allergies: none
notes: loves making the lightskin face
edwin honoret
dob: january 12 2007
age: 12
allergies: cats
notes: doesn't know why he's here honestly
gustav ahr
dob: november 1 2005
age: 13
allergies: negativity
notes: just wants to spread love. asks to be switched to a different cabin because jamell scares him every day
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GIRLS
danielle bregoli
dob: march 26 2008
age: 11
allergies: none
notes: very aggressive. has to be isolated a lot. hates her roommates and her counselor.
billie eilish
dob: december 18 2007
age: 11
notes: eats spiders
karly loazia
dob: july 12 2006
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: aesthetic
jorja smith
dob: june 11 2006
age: 13
allergies: none
notes: ?
camilla cabello
dob: march 3 2007
age: 12
allergies: fish
notes: likes to sing no matter how much we all want her to stop with the goat noises
lauren jauregui
dob: june 27 2006
age: 13
allergies: none
notes: very emo
normani kordei
dob: may 31 2006
age: 13
allergies: none
notes: gets along with mostly everyone
alexandria laveglia
dob: july 24 2006
age: 12
allergies: bees
notes: has a terrible attitude, doesnt get along with anyone but kodie and alexia and sometimes maria
alexia smith
dob: june 5 2007
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: prefers to be called "starfire" or "star". broke jarad's heart because she forgot to say hi to him on the first day.
maria kelly
dob: may 7 2007
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: LIKES TO YELL A LOT
kaitlyn "bali" fletcher
dob: june 15 2006
age: 13
allergies: none
notes: needs a new lacefront asap
taylor "cuban" williams
dob: may 12 2007
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: very slow. doesnt get along with misha
misha allen
dob: december 7 2006
age: 12
allergies: none
notes: also has a stank attitude.
kodie williams
dob: october 28 2006
age: 13
allergies: none
notes: easily injured. gets along with alex and michael.
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other characters:
sheyaa joseph
leland wayne
caleb sheppard
daniel hernandez
onika maraj
belcalis almanzar
aubrey graham
ariana grande
kanye west
kim kardashian
justine skye
solana rowe
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so yeah i just decided to add a cast list instead of awkwardly introducing randoms each chapter💀💀💀 i felt like introductions have been taking away from the plot i'm trying to start so, here yall go.
i wasnt lying when i said everybody was in this bitch💀