(One Piece X Reader) I Wish

By WoefulOptimist

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A drab day of college results in our protagonist (y/n) getting caught up in some wacky experiment by a nutty... More

Falling down the rabbit hole
CP9 ain't so CPfine
CP9... is fine?
The gang's all here
Welcome aboard!
So, this is what happened...
The 1 Trillion bounty... is for ME?!
Doll on a music box
That foxy flamingo...
It wasn't me!
A way back home?...
A reunion and an introduction
Mistaken Identity
Turnabout Brothers
Arriving at Yuina steppe
Stuck with the Kid
"Don't touch my stuff!"
Wait a minute...
Work hard, but don't play hard
In my feelings
Here we go again...
X marks the spot
Over my dead body
Stuck like unstarched mochi
The start of something big
In the eye of the leopard
The peace coalition
You was at the club
A conflict of interest
How to feel super
Love is deaf
Sustain the objection, dammit!
Lovefool
Stay away from the light
"Im not obsessed, just dedicated"
He puts the "coal" in "coalition"
Something about us
Not so fast
Yeah... whoops!
(A/N); AN IMPORTANT PSA
The return of sniper king?!
You ain't convincing me...
Marco but no polo
Why are you running?
Im the responsible one
How and why?
We hit a wall
You got that
Dr. Heart stealer
love is a dish best served hot
If you give a giant a donut...
"Kidding" around
Mission ridiculous
Keep your eyes off me
(A/N); A lil notice
Me against the world
Hellfire
There's a pine in my apple
3's a crowd, but 4 is no party
I smell a brawl
The pick-up games
Sail away
My honey
Making a deal with the heavenly demon
Wallow island, misery's paradise
Nothing more than a dream
Harsh truths
Nakama means friend
A little birdie told me...
Payback time... sorta?...
A very unfair game
The legend of the dimensional girl
It gets weirder by the minute
The land of dreams
Known unknowns
Operation get out
What did he say?
I smell a rat
The jokes on you
Secret Origins
So it was you
Utter madness
Like old times
Growing pains
You down with ASL?
Ship of fools
Where is my baby?!
Uncharted waters
The land of mystery
(A/N); About this story...
I will survive
Law M.D
Loyal to the bitter end
Tweedle dee and tweedle dum
Not just a spy
A screw loose
Technical Difficulties
Better days
All we do is train
(A/N); CAST YOUR VOTES NOW!
Handling business
Up against the wind
All around me
Only time will tell
The Mere Beginning
Me Vs. The Crimson Queen
The Promising Pupil
What Life Stole From Me
The Troublesome Emperor
(A/N): Sorry about the error!
A New Problem
Unclear future
The Great Bridge

Good Charlotte

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By WoefulOptimist

Before I knew it, I was transported to a new area. Though I knew who did this to me, I couldn't help but panic a bit. "No, no, no. LET ME GO!" I growled, going to suddenly take Luffy's silly advice about squirting ink at my aggressor's eyes, which oddly enough, worked, as the purple-haired female screeched at the sensation, going to let me go. I fell with a 'umph', but quickly got up, as I ran the heck out of there. "H-hey, come back here you little brat!" She growled, going to wipe her face, as I simply continued to run. "S-sorry about that, but I want to live, Brulee!" I answered back, which took her aback for a second, which was just what I needed, as I very quickly got away from her, but not before bumping into a tall figure. 

"Can everyone just leave me alone?! I just want to go home..." I cried, whimpering, which seemed to startle the person I bumped into for a bit, before they looked at Brulee. "That pixie knows my name!..." She proclaimed, catching up to us, as the person who I bumped into seemed to sigh. "I wouldn't be too surprised; they do not call her a pixie for no reason." The man stated, before picking me up by my collar, like a tiny kitten. "But you know that Katakuri is not going to be happy with you. Perospero stressed a lot how he doesn't want this girl mingling around us." The tall redhead told her, as she sighed, going to twiddle her thumbs. "I know that, Oven, but she could be the key to getting the whole world, and getting Katakuri back to his normal self!" She urged, as I blinked in surprise, this bizarre situation settling in. "Wait, Katakuri is upset? Why?" I questioned, as they looked at me in shock, before glaring at me. "This only concerns family, little lady." Oven told me, as I sighed at that. "C'moonnn... I really wanna know! Is someone messing with him again?" I asked, as they went back to looking shocked. 

"Again?... Are you talking about the situation with strawhat?" Brulee asked me, as I shook my head. "No, I mean is anyone pushing his buttons?" I questioned, as they looked at each other, not really knowing how to address me. "No?... A-anyways, why are you so concerned with how our big brother is doing?" Brulee asked suspiciously, before a knowing smirk appeared on her face, which caused me to sweat nervously. "Ooohhh... I see what is going on... you fancy him, don't you?" She asked, which caused Oven to gawk at her. "Brulee!" I shook my head. "N-no! Is it so wrong looking out for people?" I pouted, folding my arms, as she seemed to have already bought the idea into her own head, as she cackled at my response. "He is the most perfect being out there, so it would make sense for a pixie to choose him out of all the other worms crawling about..." She then frowned childishly at me, before poking my cheek with her long finger. "But that does not mean you deserve him, girlie!" She huffed, as I simply sighed; it seemed pointless to argue at this point. 

"Brulee, really, you need to put this girl back from where you had got her; Perospero was very clear with his words. You wouldn't want to upset Katakuri further." Oven pinched the bridge of his nose, as Brulee simply folded her arms. "But, I am pretty sure that us capturing her will better our predicament! Katakuri can be stubborn at the best of times, you know!" "Are you really going against what Perospero told us?" "When it will not get Katakuri better, yes!" The two seemed to now be bickering back and forth, so I saw this as my chance to escape. After all, compared to them, I was an ant. 'Dissipate'. I then turned into a puddle of ink on the floor, before going to make a mad dash from the room. 'Seems I won't be able to get back with the Strawhats for the time being, so I must find a place first.. t-to use the bathroom!!

Due to that adrenaline, I forgot for a split second that I was meant to be using the bathroom! 'Oh crap, oh crap! Where is the bathroom in this place?!' I panicked, going to just choose a room at random, praying that there was a bathroom in it. 

'Thank goodness, omg!' I sighed in relief, as I entered a gigantic bedroom, that luckily for me, had also a private bathroom. 'Yes, a bathroom!' I smiled, as I swiftly dashed over to the bathroom, going to very awkwardly hop to the seat, since it was more taller than the toilet seats back home. 'Damn these people are gigantic...' I thought, before going about my business in a quick manner. After all, the door for the bathroom was very huge too, and I couldn't reach the doorknob! 

At that very moment, as soon as I reached the floor, I heard someone enter the room, to my dismay. 'Oh fuck, I need to hide!' I quickly went to search around the room, looking for a place where I could hide. I noticed at that very moment what seemed to be a note, and decided to hide under it, and pose as a doll of some sorts. There really was no where else I could hide, where I wouldn't be completely spotted in a second. Somewhat luckily for me, my appearance wouldn't be so suspicious with the note that I hid under in. 

"Oh, so there it is..." I heard a deep voice murmur, as I couldn't believe my eyes, but I had to keep playing the doll act, or I was going to be toast! 

'Dear Katakuri, I got a surprise for you, so don't hold up because of training this time! 

-Pudding

"A doll?... What an odd gift..." He murmured, his beautiful magenta eyes going to stare skeptically at me. Hey, what can I say, dude has some pretty eyes. 

"It looks so real... but it's such a mess. I wonder if one of the others messed with it before I got here..." He mumbled, before going to very gently with one of his large fingers, caress some stray hairs away from my face. "Now that I look at it... this doll looks a lot like that (y/n) girl on the wanted poster." At that, I tried my best to poker face it, though it was hard to, when I might get found out. 

"Either this is some joke or a coincidence..." He then seemed to shake it off, going to place me on a sitting position on his gigantic bed. "I can't possibly let this doll be in this condition.. what would Pudding think?" He muttered, as I couldn't help but internally awe. "It also... smells like sweat, so I guess I am going to have to wash it..." 'Hey, rude! I was running all day today!' I thought, but made sure to keep that to myself. He then went to pick me up, as if I was made out of porcelain, and take me over to the sink, before he then started to lift my shirt up, which automatically caused me to tug it down, which earned a quizzical look. "Huh... is this some kind of new doll? Guess Pudding really went all out..." He mumbled, before going to set me on the edge of the sink, before very awkwardly waving at me. "Hello?..." 

Deciding to play along as some high tech doll of some sorts, to prevent the giant from thinking to try and take my clothes off again, I smiled robotically at him. "Hello, Katakuri! I am Dolly, nice to meet you!" I try to say as mechanically as I can, which seemed to be working, as Katakuri looked at me with slight awe, as if he was a child with a new toy. "Hello, Dolly. Mind me washing you?" He asked with a tilt of his head, as I shook my head. "No, I can wash myself!" I smiled awkwardly at him. "You are not allowed to look at me when I am nude, Pudding says!" I try and reason, as Katakuri's cheeks flared a bright red, before he turned around. "W-who does she think I am? Unbelievable, it's just a doll! It's not like I am washing an actual human!" At that, I try and not laugh awkwardly. 'You literally were about to.'  I comment in my head, before going to prep my sink-bath. 

When I was done, I went to get the hand towel that was beside the sink's ledge, and wrap it around my body. "Can I please have my clothes back?" I ask Katakuri, who shook his head. "No, they are all dirty. Have these instead." He then went to show me the most cutest looking clothes ever, which made me have to suppress a laugh. 'He is really taking this whole thing dead seriously, isn't he!' I chuckle internally, before I snagged the clothes. "Fine, these will do." 

'They're really cute, but the better question is... where did he find these?' I thought, before shrugging, and going to put it on, alongside some knee high white socks and black shoes with bows on it. 

'Wow.... I really do look like a doll now, huh? Safety is almost a guarantee now!' I chirp happily to myself, before I was then picked up by Katakuri. "Now you look presentable, but wait... something is missing.." He hummed, before going to plop down on his bed, putting me on his lap, before he got what seemed like a brush, as I couldn't believe how thorough he was REALLY being with this whole doll situation. 

He went to very softly brush my hair, before separating it into two sections, to create (bunny/pig/pony) tails. As for a finishing touch, he then went to put two donut barrettes in my hair, which made me giggle internally, since the donut touch was so him. It was shocking how gentle he was being with me, however, and how much he cared for the prospect of treating a gift he got from Pudding with so much care. 'He really is a great brother to them.' I smiled, before being snapped back to reality at seeing a certain look in his eyes. 

"I... do miss my merienda time... maybe I should stop being so hard on myself." He stroked one of the sectioned parts of my hair, as I nodded in agreement. "Yes, food builds the body." I tried to say mechanically, reminding myself that I am suppose to be acting like a doll, and not a human. "You are right, Dolly..." He then got up with me in tow, which was surprising, before going to gently place me on his shoulder, before he headed out of his room, which instantly made me begin to panic. 

'W-what if Brulee and Oven finished their little argument, and are searching for me?! Worse enough, what if he sees Pudding? Then my little act will be ruined, and I'd be doomed!' I cried, before looking up to the ceiling. 'Will the strawhats come to save me?... It's not like I was really apart of their crew or anything, so I wouldn't see why... especially with that bounty business now happening...' I sighed glumly, before steeling myself; I guess it was up to me to get out of this mess! 

(3rd POV) 

At seeing a now clearly empty bathroom, Sanji went to panic, going to run towards everybody else in a rush. "I think the Charlottes got a hold of (y/n)!" He waved his arms, as Luffy stood up, alert at that. "It must be Branch that got her!" He proclaimed, before turning towards his fellow crew. "We are going to get her back!" He announced, as everyone nodded, as the ship took a turn towards Big Mom's territory. "Guess we will meet again, Katakuri." Luffy smirked, ready to fight to get (y/n) back if need be. She was apart of his crew, and nobody on his crew gets captured, not if he could help it.

(Your POV)

We were now in the kitchen, with Katakuri now having a cart full of food. He went to push it back to his room, before locking the door, which meant he was to not be disturbed. I knew of his merienda time, and the whole backstory of it, so I had to act my dolliest best especially now; he was very sensitive about his mouth. 

He went to plop down on the floor, going to create a dome of sorts, before pulling his scarf down, that revealed his stitched mouth and sharp teeth. He not so long after went to go to town with his snacks, going to do that little cute singing thing he does while he eats, as I couldn't help but awe at the sight; he looked so precious. 

He seemed so into his little snacking frenzy, that I thought to maybe take a little nibble on one of the gigantic donuts that laid around me. However, it seemed the giant beat me to it, as he tore a big piece off one of his treats, and fed it to me, like I was a pet of some sort. "I wonder if you can eat..." He murmured curiously, before I ate the scrumptious sweet in a cinch. "Wow, you really are quite the humanoid." He smiled, before going to feed me and himself, which I greatly appreciated. 

"You know, it would be nice to show my entire face to everyone, without repercussion... but it's just easier this way..." He murmured, as I tried not to show my confusion. He then went to give me a soft smile, before playing with one of my tails. "Well, at least I can show it to you, Dolly... you are alive enough for me." He grinned happily, which stunned me quite a bit; my train of thought just completely derailed. 

It seemed I was in such a state of shock that I haven't noticed that the merienda was over, and the dome was gone, until I felt a big finger gently rub my cheek. I went to look up to see Katakuri, who was tilting his head down, so that we were eye to eye. To say it was a surreal moment would be an understatement. He looked at me so tenderly, as if I were such a precious thing. If it was not for me having to act like a doll,  I would of honestly cried at how sweet the look he was giving me was. After all, in the real world, I would only dream for any guy to look at me in such a way. 

"I must thank Pudding later for gifting you to me... you are very relaxing to have around." He told me, as I tried to withhold the blush that was threatening to appear on my cheeks. "I-it is not necessary to thank Pudding, Katakuri. She had hoped that my presence would make you happy." I smiled softly, my robotic voice slipping a bit in the moment, as he seemed to not have noticed, or mind, as he chuckled, going to bring me back up on his lap, as he wrapped his muscled arms around me, going to hug me contently. Despite the vast height difference, I was at ease, since he seemed to be so gentle with all his actions concerning me. 

However, this very intimate moment was ruined by a knock on Katakuri's door. "K-katakuri, you wouldn't happen to see anything... strange, right?" Asked a panicked Perospero, as Katakuri blinked at that. "No; why?" He questioned, as I practically heard Perospero sigh in relief. "Ok, thanks!" I then heard the candy-man run off, as Katakuri looked back at me. "I wonder what that was about?" He hummed, not seeming bothered by it, as he played with my tails. This had to be amongst the most relaxed I ever seen the man. 'God, this is pretty sweet.~'  I giggled internally, really enjoying this moment. I mean, who can brag about hanging out with Katakuri like nothing from the get-go? Me!~

(3rd POV) 

"O-ok everyone, I have an announcement to make..." Perospero sweated, as all the siblings looked at him with concern, wondering what was wrong. "The pixie is running around free on the Chateau, and if we do not find her fast before Katakuri does, then I do not know what will happen as a result." He informed the siblings, who looked all horrified at that news. "So, everyone, spread out! Look far and wide for any girl around Pudding's height with (h/l), (h/c), (h/t) hair, and (e/c) eyes!" He told them, as everyone went into a frenzy, going to search for (y/n), before Perospero glared at an ashamed Brulee and Oven. "As for you two, I am going to deal with you lot later; what matters now is finding that girl!" He told them, as them nodded glumly. "Yes, big brother.. we're sorry, big brother..." 

Meanwhile, across the world, word about the girl worth 1 trillion beris spread like wildfire. The other supernovas who weren't at that WG island had received word about her, as well as some other fellow pirates and non-pirates alike, some more recognizable than others. Unfortunately, the word had reached the fellow bounty hunters as well. The whole world now knew of (y/n), and what she looked like, so now, no matter where she went, she would not be able to rest easy. 

(Your POV) 

It seemed as if we were going to settle in for the night, since we just had both brushed our teeth. "With how human-like you act, it wouldn't feel right to leave you wearing your day clothes.. have these to change into for the night." Katakuri told me, going to dig from a little toy chest he had, before tossing me a set of pjs.

'Guess I am his own little barbie' I thought, amused by the choice in pjs. "And yes, I won't look, because I am not going to give Pudding the satisfaction of thinking such a thing about me." He huffed stubbornly, turning around, as I giggled, before going to change from my dolly getup into the very comfy pjs. It seemed as I was changing, Katakuri was too, now seeming to only be in some matching donut shorts, which took everything in me to not giggle at how adorable this all was. 

"Now, let's go to sleep." He ordered, going to gently bring me close to his chest, which caused me to blush a red so bright, it challenged the sun. '(y/n).exe has stopped working, at being this close to an attractive guy.' My mind read, as I thanked the stars that it was so dark, so he couldn't see my red cheeks. Right afterwards, he went to rest, as I, too, found myself drifting as well. 'This has to be the most at ease I felt while resting ever...'


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