Facebook! (A Percy Jackson Fa...

By KandyRush5

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I see a lot of people doing this so I decided to make my own. This is just a story filled with silliness and... More

Chapter 1
Chapter 2: Nico's a stalker
Chapter 3: Nico's Crush
Chapter 4: Thalico is Born
Chapter 5: Drunk In Love!!!
Chapter 6: Weird Pairings
Chapter 7: So Many Dumb Ways to Die!
Chapter 8: R.I.P. Percabeth :(
Chapter 9: Operation Save Percabeth!
Chapter 10: Percabeth Forever!!!
Chapter 11: Would You Rather...
Chapter 12: Percy the Jackass
Chapter 13: The Hacker Strikes Again
Chapter 14: Damn You Auto Correct!!!
Chapter 15: Leo the Chef
Chapter 16: Leo's Stew
Chapter 17: Leo's Lasagna
Chapter 18: Leo's Plan
Chapter 19: Leo's Cake
Chapter 20: EMOTICONS!!! (ノ^_^)ノ
Chapter 21: I'm So Fancy!
Chapter 22: Percy's Angry (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Chapter 23: Love Quotes ♥
Chapter 24: More Emoticons! (=^ェ^=)
Chapter 25: Kindergarten Sucked
Chapter 26: Frozen is old.
Chapter 27: I Declare A Prank War!
Chapter 28: Awkward Moments
Chapter 29: Nico in a Dress
Chapter 30: Disney Movies
Chapter 31: More Pranks
Chapter 32: Silent Nico
Chapter 33: What We Think of Percy
Chapter 34: The Name Game
Chapter 35: I'm Bored
Chapter 36: Bieber Fever
Chapter 37: Love Songs (For Her) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 38: Love Songs (For Him) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 39: The Ultimate Prank
Chapter 40: Awkward Dates
Chapter 41: Pills N Potions
Chapter 42: Happy Birthday Percy!!!/ Happy Percabeth Anniversary!!!
Chapter 43: The Hacker Is Revealed
Chapter 44: Prank Calls
Chapter 45: One Less One Less Problem
Chapter 46: Kissing Annabeth
Chapter 47: Fun Things To Do At School
Chapter 48: Teenage Posts
Chapter 49: More Awkward Moments...
Chapter 50: Poseidon and Percy
Chapter 51: Poseidon and Percy (Part Two)
Chapter 52: Anonymous
Chapter 53: The Missing
Chapter 54: Anonymous is Revealed
Chapter 55: Mythomagic
Chapter 56: Jason's Diary
Chapter 57: Jasper! ♥
Chapter 58: So You Wanna Play With Magic
Chapter 59: KOOL AID!!!
Chapter 60: Young Nico
Chapter 61: Persassy!!!
Chapter 62: Persassy Jackson
Chapter 63: New Names
Chapter 64: Annabeth's Birthday
Chapter 65: Killing Octavian
Chapter 66: The Return of Luke
Chapter 67: YOU JINXED IT!!!!
Chapter 68: The Monster
Chapter 69: Don't Call Me Annie
Chapter 70: Little Siblings
Chapter 71: *Twitch Twitch*
Chapter 72: Apollo's Poem
Chapter 73: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter 74: Bang Bang
Chapter 75: Creepy Clowns
Chapter 76: Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours
Chapter 78: ... I Can Explain.
Chapter 79: HELP ME DADDY!!!
Chapter 80: My Worst Nightmare
Chapter 81: Remember?
Chapter 82: Come Join the Candy Kingdom!!!
Chapter 83: I Shake It Off, I Shake It Off
Chapter 84: I'm A Black Widow Baby
Chapter 85: ABORT! ABORT!
Chapter 86: I. Hate. All. Of. You.
Chapter 87: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Chapter 88: The Return of Bianca
Chapter 89: No! Go Away!
Chapter 90: Please Don't Leave Me
Chapter 91: Igpay Atinlay (Pig Latin)
Chapter 92: I Am So Hot
Chapter 93: What's 9 + 10?
Chapter 94: Is That Me?
Chapter 95: Are You Sure?
Chapter 96: Let It Snow!
Message From Me
I'm Done...
Chapter 97: Graduation Day!!! :D :D :D
Chapter 98: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Chapter 99: At The Campfire
Chapter 100: THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!
Chapter 101: Come Here And Give Me A Kiss (ɔ˘з˘)ɔ
Chapter 102: Happy Halloween!!!
Chapter 103: We're Just Friends!
Chapter 104: This Boy Is On FIRE!!!
Chapter 105: Love Songs (Part Three)
Chapter 106: Love Songs (Part Four)
Chapter 107: It'll Suck More
Chapter 108: The Half-Blood Games!!!
Chapter 109: The Love Games
Chapter 110: The Poem Games
Chapter 111: The War Games
Chapter 112: The Clever Games
Author's Note
Chapter 113: Facebook Shut Down

Chapter 77: Hypocrite

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By KandyRush5

Zeus has updated his status: 

Use one word the describe me.

Comments: 

Percy Jackson: Scary.  (⊙﹏⊙′)

Thalia Grace: Ignorant.

Nico di Angelo: Drama-Queen.

Hades: Egomaniac.

Poseidon: Hypocrite.

Poseidon: And son, you don't have to be scared of Zeus.

Zeus: Yes he does. I will kill him.

Percy Jackson: (⊙_⊙')

Zeus: And I get all of those things except hypocrite. How am I a hypocrite?

Poseidon: Weren't you the one who said that we had to swear never to have children, and yet you were the one who broke it first.

Zeus: That doesn't mean anything. You broke the oath too.

Poseidon: Yeah, AFTER you did. Then a my son was born year later you had that boy from the Roman camp, breaking the oath a second time.

Zeus: The Roman one doesn't count.

Poseidon: Yes he does count. You just don't want to admit that I'm right and your wrong.

Zeus: Why don't you just build a sandcastle or something?

Poseidon: Why don't you just admit that I am right?

Zeus: Because I am the oldest.

Poseidon: WOULD YOU STOP IT WITH THIS OLDEST NONSENSE!!!

Zeus: No.

Poseidon: -_-

* A/N: Hello guys! I'm glad you're liking the story. It fills my heart with joy when I get a read and a vote on one of my chapters. I just wanted to say that after today, it'll be ten days until, wait for it, the release of THE BLOOD OF OLYMPUS!!! I have been waiting the whole godsdamn year for this, and the TIME HAS COME!!! After today, I will continue to count down the days until the book's release. And, once I finally get my hands on that book, I just wanted to tell you beforehand that I probably will update less since I would be reading the book. And since this is the very last book, I will be reading it very slowly so I can savour every single moment. So until then, I'll be waiting anxiously until it's finally October 7. So thanks, follow me, read my stories, and bye!

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