The Starverse Hermits

By poweraph

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This book will be full of one shots, short stories, and randomness involving the hermits. I've got many ideas... More

Welcome to the Randomness
The Sickness
The Teenager
The Prettiest Smiles Hide The Deepest Secrets(part1/3)
The Brightest Eyes Have Cried The Most Tears(Part 2/3)
The Kindest Hearts Have Felted The Most Pain(Part 3/3)
Spoon!!
Rencat?
PVP Nope!
Scars that burn
Wolfified
NO CLEO NO GRIAN NO CTHULHU!!!
Big Brother
Princess X
Protective Scar
My R
The Ex Attack
Foster Parents
An "Evil" Friend
Dark Magic
Overworking
Sick Glitch
The Brightest Star!
Water and Nature
Mental Barriers
Burn Explosion
Wind Storm
Animal AU!
Black Magic(part 1 of 3)
Black Magic(Part 2 of 3)
Black Magic(Part 3 of 3)
Daddy Issues
The Little Hermits
Don't touch him!
Ignite the flame
Hoodie!
Disney!
Bark Bark!
Emotion Storm
TAGGED
Regret
Unplanned Surprises
The Wedding
Back off!
Black Strikes Back!(1/4)
Black Strikes Back(2/4)
Black Strikes Back(3/4)
Black Strikes Back(4/4)
In the last couple Months...
Dragon's eye
Magical Mix up!
Not Again...
Into the Past(1/4)
Into the Past(2/4)
Into the Past(3/4)
Into the Past (4/4)
Healing Wither
Parneting
Thunder
Meeting his other half
The Wolf Moon
Forgettable
#shaveren
Arf Arf
Ninja vs Hermit Gang
Dragon Steel
Stressed out Stress
The Fight
The Fight(part 2)
Phantom Flight
This happened.
WHY!
Admin Challenge
Do not mess my kids
Great. No one listens to us!
Flower Boy
Evocraft
Regret
Time for another one...
Self Image
The Mask We Wear(Part 1)
Well this was badly timed
The Mask We Wear(Part 2)
The Masks We Wear(Part 3)
Buried Alive
The Masks We Wear (Final)
Are You Ready For the Monster?
The Beast
Demons, in all types and sizes
Virused(Part 1)
Virused(Part 2)
Knight Out Of Time
The Crystals of Power(Part 1)
Father vs Mother (Part 1)
The Crystals of Power(Part 2)
The Crystals of Power(Part 3)
The Crystals of Power(Part 4)
Father vs Mother(Part 2)
The Crystals of Power(Part 5)
The Crystals of Power (Part 6)
The Crystals of Power(Part 7)
The Crystals of Power (Part 8)
Father vs Mother(Part 3)
The Crystals of Power(Part 9)
TCOP(part 10) and FvM(part 4): Return of Magic
Double Tagged...
Age Blade
Pure Soul Magic(Part 1)
Pure Soul Magic(Part 2)
Welp...
Dragons and Knights
Rockabye
Let It Go Mom!
Not Tagged
Children and blankets
Lost and Found(Part 1)
Lost and Found (Part 2)
Lost and Found (Part 3)
Tagged again
Not that type of Taggage...
Tagged for real...
Vex Force(Part 1)
Vex Force(Part 2)
Timeline Tag: Jumpscare fun
All the Pretty Little Ponies
Tagged!
Tagged... and a bit of a problem-o
The Broken Code
Shattered Reality
Broken Past
Hermit Tag (God Dammit Aqua)
Stand Out Fit In
Right Behind Me
Demise
Someone You Loved
Paralyzed
Pretending
Strongest
All Time Low
Princesses Don't Cry
Dynasty
High Hopes
Tag... GROAN!
The End?
BONUS: The Dragon Heir

Humor Gone To Far...

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By poweraph

Ninja had been teasing the hermits for most of the day, on EVERYTHING! It didn't matter what it was(Tango's iron farm, Impulse's gold farm, the MANY wither skeleton farms)it was up for grabs. This often leads to her being chased by the hermits.

1) Doc 
Ninja was currently giggling about a joke she had made earlier to Tango about how broken his farm was. A trident nearly hit her. Ninja looked down to see a very angry Doc. "You are gonna die Ninja!" "Awe come on Doc. How bad were those capitalist jokes really that bad?" A second trident flew at her face. "AHHH!" Ninja flew off, only for Doc to chase her. "I'M NOT SORRY!" She yelled at him.

2) Impulse
Tango and Ninja were laughing about a joke about the gold farm that Impulse had built, not even 5 minutes later, the pair were being shot by Impulse from the top of Tango's base

3)Cub
Ninja was hiding in Con Corp. Cub was very mad at her for calling the Vex's out for the umpthteenth time this week(it was Monday). "Cub, that last one was hilarious." Cub glared at Scar. "Really?" Scar shrugged. 

4)Grian
When Ninja made a joke about building, the last thing she thought would happen was Grian chasing her. "IT WAS A JOKE!" "YOU ARE GONNA DIE NOW NINJA!" However her normal escape routie failed. Since only one hermit could fly without the use of a elytra, she tended to fly off, however Grian had wings.

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Ninja hides with the hangout area when ever this happens

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