Well I wanted to write a text AU and I thought it would be super quick but it actually was a lot harder than I thought it would be....
Anyway this is less Shigadabi and more just me fooling around but there's class 1-A so....enjoy???
~starrfish
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'Dabi' has entered a chat with 'Shigaraki'
Dabi: Umm....Shiggy? I have a problem
Tomura: What babe? I'm busy
Dabi: Well, Twice, Toga, and I were on that mission you gave us yesterday and.....
Tomura: Was someone caught? Or were you injured? Hold on send me your location I'm coming over right now
Dabi: No! We're fine. I just may have.....killed someone?
Tomura: seriously? again?
Dabi: What? I'm sorry! He caught us right in the middle of something and he actually had connections so we had to make sure he didn't share it with anyone
Tomura: You can't just go around killing people dabi!
Dabi: We're VILLAINS honey, it's in our job description
Tomura: it's messy dabi
Dabi: so? i took precautions!
Tomura: great. so now when they immediately suspect us in the media, do you have a cover up story?
Dabi: ...
Tomura: see? messy.
Dabi: whatever, i'll think of something
Tomura: ....
Tomura: who was it?
Dabi: this kid from UA
Dabi: short, was at the training camp, looks like a grape, pain in the ass
Tomura: Seriously? That makes it 1000x worse
Dabi: well he was saying some really sexist things about Toga and well, it sorta just....happened?
Tomura: I guess we could play this off as some sort of threat to UA if we wanted, show them that none of their students are safe, yadayadayadayada
Dabi: you're welcome
Tomura: DON'T think this is giving you permission to go around killing people
Dabi: but...
Tomura: Just go get the undercover phone
Dabi: the what?
Tomura: y'know, the one we use for threatening calls and stuff
Dabi: OHHHHH the super secret calling device
Tomura: whatever
Tomura: just text the 1-A teacher about the news. His number is +81 555-5555
Dabi: how do you know that...?
Tomura: just do it, dabi
Dabi: fine
"Dabi" has left the chat
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"League of Villains" created a new chat with "Aizawa"
"League of Villains" changed their name to "Dabi"
Dabi: Greetings, Eraserhead
Aizawa: You.....
Dabi: Indeed. It is me. I have contacted you to relay important information
Aizawa: What are you planning?? How did you get my number??
Dabi: I have my ways. And for now, everything that we've been planning has just gone through perfectly.
Aizawa: What have you done? Why hasn't the hero committee said anything?
Dabi: We killed a student of yours.
Aizawa: How?!
Dabi: The League of Villains is stronger than you think, Eraserhead
Aizawa: We'll find you! We can track this phone back to your base, you know!
Dabi: I really doubt you'll be able to do that with THIS phone, Aizawa. And even if you were, all you would find was the public wifi service of some ratty old bar.
Aizawa: Well then who was it, you monster! You must at least grant us that information.
Dabi: Well...I don't really know their name but he had purple hair
Aizawa: NOT SHINSO!!!!!!
Dabi: And he was short and looked like a grape.
Aizawa: ........oh. Nevermind.
Dabi: What?
Aizawa: Sometimes I forget that Shinso isn't actually part of my class. It doesn't matter now.
Dabi: But aren't you DEVASTATED that you've lost a student? Don't you see how powerful the league actually is???
Aizawa: well now that i know it's mineta....I MEAN......YES! OH, THE AGONY OF LOSING A HERO IN TRAINING! OF LOSING A PERVERTED TEENAGER WHOSE ONLY HOPE WAS TO GET A LAID BY COMPLETING THE HERO COURSE! OF LOSING A GUY WHO NOBODY IN THE CLASS LIKED AND DISAPPEARED INTO SHADY PARTS OF TOWN ON A WEEKLY BASIS JUST TO TRY AND FIND LADIES SO WAS PRETTY MUCH ASKING TO BE MURDERED ANYWAY! THE HORROR! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU MONSTER!!!!
Dabi: Umm....is it just me or are you faking literally all of this?
Aizawa: THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO IS TO LET YOU BREAK THE HORRIBLE NEWS TO HIS CLASSMATES! WE WILL GET YOU FOR THIS, LEAGUE OF VILLAINS!!!!!
"Aizawa" has added "Broccoli Boi", "King Explosion Murder", "Pikachu" + 16 more
Aizawa: TELL THEM, YOU EVIL VILLAIN, TELL THEM WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!!
Pikachu: ...what
Iida Tenya: Pardon my questioning, Aizawa-sensei, but why are we in this chat and why are you texting in all caps?
Dabi: I can't believe you just gave me all of their numbers, Eraserhead. Now I can blackmail them anytime I want >:)
Aizawa: Sh*t
Iida Tenya: There are children here, Aizawa-sensei!
King Explosion Murder: WHY THE F*CK ARE WE IN A GROUPCHAT WITH THIS BITCH I NEVER WANTED TO TALK TO HIM AGAIN
Broccoli Boi: Calm down, kacchan.
King Explosion Murder: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SH*TTY NERD!!!!!!!!
Alien Girl: No drama in the group chat please!!
Rocky: But seriously, why tf are we in a chat with a wanted criminal
Dabi: I killed your friend.
Broccoli Boi: who?
Dabi: Some purple-haired bastard who looks like a moldy bag of grapes
Iida Tenya: oh, mineta
Kero Kero: pfft...friend
Reverse Airpods: FINALLY!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
Pikachu: you killed mineta? awwwwwww that sucks
Rocky: you were literally the only one who liked him, Denki
Pikachu: fair point
Dabi: wait.....so is that why your teacher was acting so weird?
Floaty: yeah
Alien Girl: he can't respond positively for...liability issues or something
Sticky Bitch: i think i just heard him scream of joy in the other room
Aizawa: LIES!!!!! ALL LIES!!!!
Sticky Bitch: this is the happiest i've ever heard him actually
Aizawa: you're getting detention for saying that nonsense Sero!
Sticky Bitch: f*ck
'Pikachu' has removed 'Aizawa' from the conversation
Pikachu: there
Alien Girl: Is that allowed?
Pikachu: probs not
Sticky Bitch: see you in detention, kaminari-kun
Dabi: so are you going to do anything about how i MURDERED your classmate?
Reverse Airpods: celebrate, probably
Broccoli boi: we can hold a party in the common room tonight!
King explosion murder: No one's going to go to your stupid party deku
Floaty: i'll come Deku-kun!
Alien Girl: me too!
Rocky: me three!!
King Explosion Murder: Wait, screw what i just said, i'm in
Pikachu: we can invite shinso as well!
'Pikachu' added 'Shinso' to the conversation
Shinso: huh?
Pikachu: we're holding a party tonight and you're coming
Shinso: umm...okay?
Dabi: well y'all have fun i guess
'Dabi' left the conversation.
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'Dabi' entered a chat with 'Tomura'
Dabi: Babe!
Tomura: have you already found some way to f*ck up again?
Dabi: no, i did what you told me to do, it's just...
Tomura: what
Dabi: UA kids are weird, man
~end~
Hope you could figure out the nicknames I gave all the students. I'm not very creative when it comes to that. Kiri's name 'Rocky' is a reference to the movie of the same title. It just seems like the type of movie that he'd watch. :3
Also, don't call the number that i put in as Aizawas. I think it isn't a real one...but it uses the Japanese area code so who knows.
Sorry if you like Mineta as well. :P But then again, I'm not because... #endmineta2k19