Hit Me, Cupid! (Now on Dreame)

By NicAthena

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Cupid and Psyche. It's the oldest tale in the world. But what happens when Cupid falls victim to his own arro... More

ღ One; Heart Beats Faster than Fart Goes Out | Preface
ღTwo; I'd Rather Have a Shot in the Ass, Mr. Cupid.
ღ Three; A Fine Yet Thin Line between Love and Hate
ღFour; Cursing and Cussing are for Cupid
ღFive; Say 'Hi!' to Karma
ღSix; I so do not 'Swim Like A Mermaid'!
ღ Seven; A Reunion with the Crazy Family
ღEight; I'm Cinderella, but where's My Fairy Godmother?
ღNine; Well, That's a Cute Penguin
ღTen; Love is Eternal, My Dear
ღEleven; Stay Still Or Die, Jerk
ღTwelve; Eros, This is Not a Sappy Romance
ღThirteen; Wake me Up When I Get Pregnant
ღFourteen; And the Fun continues... With a Little Bit of Trouble
ღFifteen; My Brother Goes Incredible Hulk... Yikes!
ღSixteen; Death Has A Stinky Rotting Breath!
ღSeventeen; Cupid's 101: How to Brew A Love Potion
ღEighteen; Rule # 1: Never Assume
ღNineteen; Is That Luck Or Love I have?
ღTwenty; The Legendary F-A-R-T Will Kill You
ღTwenty One; Hercules Might Be Full of Muscles, But I Have A Big Ego
ღTwenty Two; His Body is Made Up of Fireworks
ღTwenty Three; Dance of the Little Star Named Cytherea
ღTwenty Four; Rain, Rain, Go Away, Come Again Another Day
ღTwenty Five; Scorching Kisses and Deathly Premonitions
ღTwenty Six; We're On Our Way, Way, Way!
ღTwenty Seven; But 'till I Try, I'll Never Know
ღTwenty Eight; Don't Break My Heart Before I Give It to You
ღTwenty Nine; Psyche's Response of Help
ღThirty; Calm Before Storm of the Entwining Fates
ღThirty One; Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
ღThirty Two; Past Be Damned, I Want to Kiss You
ღThirty Three; The Star-Crossed History of Psyche and Eros
ღThirty Four; Unraveling the Curse of the Sweetest Touch
ღThirty Five; Prepare Yourself, Thanatos. Fart Girl to the Rescue!
ღThirty Six; So I Bare My Skin and I Count My Sins
ღThirty Seven; Every Love Story Is Beautiful, But Ours Is My Favorite
ღThirty Eight; 3 words (Bonus Chapter)
Want 'Hit me, Cupid!' to be a movie?
HMC will be REMOVED on Wattpad soon

[SPIN-OFF IS UP!]

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By NicAthena

Hi, guys! 

The spin-off to this story is now posted on my profile. You can add it in your reading lists so that when I update, you'll be able to see the next chapter. x

It's called 'The Fallacy of Broken Hearts' -- It's about Thanatos's past and love history; this will explain why Thanatos has become like this & this will explain why he sort-of fell in love with Cytherea
description:

I am the thief of hearts. I break and crush them at my own will. I’m the world’s greatest error. I’m a fallacy. . . until Death (Thanatos) fell in love with me.

Note: Just go to my profile, and it's there x
or you can simply click the external link. -->

 p.s. Cytherea and Eros will still appear as guests cx They'll be there, but only as far as glimpses. 

I love you guys! Thank you for the wait. I'm going to make sure this is worth a read. x

Thank you so much! :D

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