1. "Not to be rude or anything but what the fuck."
2. "In my defence, I can explain."
3. "Okay so lets pretend I believe that for two seconds..."
4. "If you died, I'd be really sad so how about you don't run into that fiery building."
5. "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. But you've fooled me more times then I can count on both hands."
6. "Why should I care about you when all you've done is lie to me?"
7. "Come on! Tell me you hate me! It's what I deserve isn't it!?"
8. "I loved you once... once. But not anymore."
9. "You were my best friend. How can I possibly forgive you for this?"