20 Random Facts About Me

By BritishMonkey101

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Facts Dictionary: fakt/ noun plural noun: facts a thing that is known or proved to be true. Me: Me telling ra... More

This is me
Why am I even doing this?
Im going to hurt you.
NB: Fact number 20 everyone.

Life is so great...

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By BritishMonkey101

To Mr. Munchy from The Land of The Bunny Killers AKA @newdivide . The people I've nominated are all at the end and in a comment below. So here goes again....

1. I'm writing this while sitting (locked) outside my house because my mother is a bit unreasonable at times. (Understatement of the year)

2. She just can't understand that it is physically impossible for me to be on time for anything.

3. I'm probably going to be one of those people who are late for their own wedding...

4. ... Assuming I ever get married, unlikely but still a possibility.

5. My mouth craves chocolate right now, I feel like I haven't expressed my love for chocolate enough so ... I LOVE CHOCOLATE!

6. This guy just walked past, I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm a creep who loves to sit outside people's houses for fun dressed in school uniform.

7. At this point I don't really give a shit.

8. Back to the point... I'm really hungry, as always.

9. Whenever I start to write these, I always end up doodling on the side of my page. I do that when I'm studying too.

10. A lot of things tend to distract me, whether it's doodling on the side of the page or watching an ant march across my floor, it always ends up distracting me.

11. Hypothesis: Sitting on the floor can make people's butt go numb.

Result after sitting on the floor for one hour: Heck yeah it's true! My butt is very very numb right now.

12. At first when people meet me they might say I seem like a nice, sane person. Two hours later they realize that I'm actually a lazy psychopath with antisocial tendencies.

13. I swear this thing is taking a lot longer than the last time.

14. ... And now I've lost my eraser... Fan-fucking-tastic.

15. I'm the kind of person who is bored and has nothing to do 99% of the time, but will leave things till the last minute because I don't feel like doing anything.

16. Theme song to my life:

"Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,

I have nobody,

For my own

I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely

I have nobody,

For my own

I'm so lonely,"

Lonely - Akon.

Sad, I know.

17. I'm probably going to end up repeating myself at least 10 times by the end of this facts book.

18. Trying to remember birthdays or any important events, for me is like trying to remember everything in all the volumes of the Encyclopedia.

19. Sometimes I feel like a cork compared to my friends because they're all so intellectually gifted.

20. I have a 100 more to do. Yippee -___-

I nominate @SockMonster1 @AwwwILoveYouToo @kenpolicious @NoodlesAndIceCream @MusicGurl8192 @JadeAlexia @StrangerSight @appurv @CookieDirection @CharliXCX- @Cityoffourtris @teenagerdream99

@PsychedelicStranger @THokum @_NerdyChick_ @FallingLikePedals @alpacapoo @_brilliant @ThatClassicLady @xXCrowXX @newdivide

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