| Problematic Bitches |
Taylor: I'm filing petition for roasting Justin Bieber today lol
Camila: eh?
Zayn: TRUE dis group chat MUST never be drama less bc dats boring af
Ariana: and why justin?
Kendall: he's very illegible for it
Zayn: Selena Gomez Coachella.
Selena Gomez Coachella Outfit.
Selena Gomez Coachella
Performance
Selena Gomez Coachella
Taki Taki
Guess whose searches?
Kylie: wtf
Harry: Justin's lmao
Perrie: or the side chick's
Kendall: my favorite cup of tea!
Camila: what a stalker
Kendall: obsessed one
Zayn: if that ain't truth
Niall: uh huh
Justin: WHAT
Harry: also what a subtle attention seeker
Harry: how can he not see that his recent searches are on the corner before he posted it on his story? And why would he even cry out because his surname had been spelt wrong, I mean isn't it an old shit. Like come on boy, we knew your tricks
Shawn: um, what is happening here?
Gigi: ^
Taylor: 😂
Camila: just go sleep, señorita
Justin: I'm not trying to get attention. Me and and my wife watched my performance and of course Selena's performance was similar and next in line
Shawn: OMG CAMILA— 👀🔥
Kendall: oh, yes? I meant Google searches don't just type itself, right?
Ariana: oof
Camila: 😉
Justin: searching for selena is harmless, its not like ill go run back to her
Taylor: so you're admitting it ♀️
Justin: im in love with my wife, thats unquestionable. Shes my life she saved me from all this sorrow when everyone else left me behind. Shes my light to wake up to every single day stop thinking about this maliciuosly, r u guys kids?
Niall: she's your life, light, and you're in love with her. okay, got it! How about you?
Kendall: I'm sickkk
Kendall: HAILEY GET OFF HIS PHONE
Harry: I swear if I see the same paragraph on Instagram I'm gonna die
Taylor: first of all, Justin, you didn't need to ramble. It's not like we didn't know what the deal really is. And boy, sometimes try using autocorrect so you'll get spelling correctly, okay?
Hailee: reading it gives me headache 😂
Justin: srsly.. don't be such cry babies
Harry: Next stop, supporting a woman abuser, saying bullying is not okay but bullies other people and cryyy
Ariana: I srsly felt bad for Rih
Hailee: me too
Ariana: no woman should ever go through that, not in a man's hand nor anyone else
Camila: ♀️
Taylor: 'Taylor, what up?'
Shawn: 'don't choke'
Zayn: 'the weeknd's music is whack'
Kendall: 'just burn it'
Perrie: and many fucking moreeee
Camila: Geez, dis is an old news wbk he's such a bully and a cry baby
Justin: .....
Justin: this attitude is for kids now i know
Taylor: supporting his cancelled manager, saying sorry for sympathy but failed miserably bc it fired back to him
Perrie: #WeStandWithTaylor
Camila: ^
Kylie: eh? Of course it's his manager so he needed to defend him and what do u expect? That was a public apology still u go and drag them both smh
Kendall: point taken but don't let justin play as the victim bc def he's not
Ariana: I support Taylor with this. Fight me. #WeStandWithTaylor
Shawn: Scooter can go to hell
Niall: ^
Justin: Taylor too
Taylor: no worries, I'll be there... On a throne with a crown ♀️
Hailee: SKSHSLSKSWDFHSK
Camila: HAHAHAHA—WAIT, IS THAT MY WIG— ♀️️💀🔥
Ariana: 🔥
Kendall: oml
Zayn: another one, infidelity and excessive level of hoeness
Justin: I'm married now.
Perrie: no one asks, nor care
Camila: what a sore topic
Hailee: ^ im—
Taylor: where the hell is Sel to spill 😂
Shawn: tru tru tru
Selena: Selena Gomez has left the chat !
Harry: omg she's watchin 😂
Ariana: oh hi, Gomez!
Selena: I'm out of here!
Kylie: ...
Harry: oh, right! Remember when Justin screwed Kylie behind Selena's back?
Perrie: 😂
Kendall: u should've kept your mouth shut
Selena: srsly guys, don't dig up the trash. It stinks ♀️
Taylor: lmao
Hailey: smells just like you
Niall: OMG
Ariana: Oh, Mrs. Bieber
Zayn: she was just watching too or she's on Jay's phone all these time 😂
Kendall: sounds like latter
Selena: I smell? I smell? I smell?
Harry: 👀
Kendall: Wait, if trash smells like Selena then what are you, shit?
Zayn: 😂
Hailey: your attitude does
Hailey: Also Kenny, my dear, what happened to us? What happened to YOU? we used to be this close and you even pushed me to Justin before. Now act like Selena's a friend. Ring a bell?
Hailee: I think Hailey should shut up or she'd get into this roasting too 😂
Selena: not a surprise tho. Work out your attitude so people won't leave you. Maybe, one day you'd wake up your husband's gone too
Shawn: OOF
Gigi: I'm taking screenshots ♀️
Ariana: y'all shatap
Hailey: Yeah? Are you gonna steal my man? Like you can tho 😂
Selena: you seriously had the nerve to even bring stealing in the conversation ♀️
Selena: Omg, you're something else. Steal? Me?
Selena: Nah, I'll never stoop that low. I don't wanna have resemblance from you
Harry: she can, actually. If she wanted.
Kendall: HA
Ariana: but duh
Taylor: remember when Hailey use to stalk and wait until jelena (r.i.p) breaks up? 😂 That was fun
Camila: waiting like a dog
Selena: Hailey, just a friendly reminder, don't be so sure about yourself. Been there, done that. Well, Justin is Justin. I thought I was irreplaceable.But that's what I thought, what a funny thing to me now. He still did some bullshits then ran back to me then again then repeat. Tell me his love is all for me but still got chance to fuck other women behind me. He did that to you too, introduced you to his fam then next day he's got another girl. Ironic, isn't it? Learned from that. So should you?
Camila: ♀️
Kendall: YAASS, wake her up
Hailey: Selena, a friendly suggestion, try letting go of the past. Stop trying to make other's relationship seemed like what yours had been. Everyone's different, everyone changes.
Hailey: you claim to be over him, yet you still cry for it in front of us
Hailey: just put this in your heads, Justin and I love each other. Stop bringing up these old issues just to create drama because y'all are bored or just to ruin what we both have. This is very pointless, anyways.
Ariana: don't be blind because you love him
Taylor: you mean, obsessed, right?
Selena: yeah, hold on to that belief until you still can. Can't blame you, but that's how real life works. I'm not crying. People often think you are when they're getting smacks of the cruel truth? But anyways, in the end, it won't be my fault ♀️
Hailey: no worries.
Zayn: DID MRS. BIEBER JUST AGREED TO SELENA MARIE FUCKING GOMEZ?
Niall: im ded
Justin: are you all done? I fell asleep