...This is you... If you are in a mission but if you're looking for a job or just walking around town, you wear normal clothes...
Now, on to the story!
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Y/N's POV
I sneaked my way through Beacon Academy as I am tasked by my employer to do something from a dorm owned by Team RWBY... I scale up the wall before throwing a rope with a hook and climbed up...
Y/N:'Alright, Y/N. You got this. Just get in there and do it then leave like nothing happens... Damn it, for everything I'm going to be tasked with, why this?!' I said in my head while sneakily climbing up with the rope...
I climbed in the window and saw the 4 sleeping figures in their beds... I then tip toed to the middle of the room and slowly grab something from behind my pocket bag... I then pulled it out and point it at Team RWBY and pressed the button but what happens next shocks me and blows off my cover...
*Flash*
Y/N:'The Fuck! This scroll has a flash?!' I thought in my head as I then felt a blade place on my neck and saw the 3 figures in the bed began to wake up and looks at me in shock and anger
Blake:"What the hell do you think you're doing?" she said as I turn to her and hid the scroll from her...
Y/N:"Uhhhhh... Look the dog is near your feet!" I distracted her as she gasps in surprise as I ran through between the bunk beds and jumped through the window and landed on my feet as I began running away from Beacon...
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I sighed as I walk in to a bar and took a seat near the back... as a leather coated man takes his seat opposite from me...
???:"Do you have it?" he asks as I sigh and gave him the scroll
Y/N:"Seriously, you didn't even told me that you didn't disable the flash and what are you even going to do with that picture?" I asked him as he smiles
Tai:"Why? Can't a father have a picture of his 2 daughters sleeping with their friends?" he said as I felt a bit uneasy with this guy
Y/N:"That's just weird... Well, where's my payment?" I asked him as he looks up at me and chuckles as he drops me a bag full of lien. "Nice doing business with you" I said before grabbing the bag and walked out of the bar...
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I woke up under a cherry tree as I stretch my back and stand up from the ground...
Y/N:"Welp, time to find something better jobs than that creepy dad" I said and scroll at each employers until 1 of them got my interest. "Headmaster of Beacon Academy? This will be a high payment *Giggles* Lucky me" I said as I grab my sword and sprint my way back to Beacon...
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I sneak past some students in the halls and manage to enter the elevator but before it closes it opens again and I heard footsteps, I panicked so I jump and hold myself above the elevator as the person enters is no other than Blake...
Y/N:'Damn it! Is luck not on my side?!' I said in my head as I breathe in and out silently, I know that a single mistake and my cover is exposed thanks to her faunas features...
Blake:"You think I don't know you're there?" she said before looking up at me and saw her eyes is showing fire as I gulp
Y/N:"H-Hey, K-K-Kitty" I said until my hand slipped and I fall down and landed on blake
I felt something soft in my hand as I gave it a squeeze and there I heard a gasp mixed with a moan, I looked up and there I saw Blake staring to my soul with fire
Y/N:"Oh, no" I said before standing up... I saw that the elevator will take some time...
Blake:"How dare you!" she shouted as she grabs her gambul shraud in katana mode
She raise it above her head and pull it down as I unsheathed my own katana and block her attack with mine...
Y/N:"Hey, do you want me dead or something, Kitty?" I said as she began slashing at me with incredible speed and skill but I still manage to dodge. "Oh, Kitty~ you miss~ won't you just give AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I felt my lower region just got kicked by her...
Blake:"You... You... You Perv!" she shouted as I felt like my soul left from my body...
Y/N:"The light, I can see the light.... Wait a minute, you wearing white underwear~" I said and that is the worst thing I did... I looked up as I saw her eyes looks at me with death intent as I saw her smiling creepily...
Blake:"Death... Death... Death... Death... Death..." she said repeatedly and I'm lucky as the elevator doors finally opens as I began to crawl away from her
Y/N:"Help! I don't wanna die young and handsome!" I shouted as I arrived the room and saw the Headmaster sipping in his mug while looking down at me
Ozpin:"Y/N? What are you doing on the floor?" he asked as I did a pose
Y/N:"Well, you know me Ozpin, I always being chased by girls so I am a bit tired now" I said until I felt my legs grabbed by her and dragged me back outside. "No! Help! Help! Rape! RaAaaaaaaaa!" I screamed
Blake:"You and me are going to talk!" she said and pulled me up from the ground and about to slap me but I heard Ozpin walks out from his office
Ozpin:"Y/N? Is this the girl that chasing you around in love with you?" he said before sipping as I chuckled and put my arm around her waist and pull her near me
Y/N:"Yes, Ozpin... This girl is my love of my- GUHhhhhhhh" I wheezed as I felt her elbowed me to my stomach
Blake:"Shut it, Y/N" she said but I can see her blushing red
Ozpin:"So, I am here to tell you that... You are going to be guarding Team RWBY until you and Blake are together" he said as I went wide eyed as Blake is blushing madly red
Blake:"P-Professor!" she shouted in surprise
Y/N:"O-Ozpin! You want me dead or someth- Aw! That hurts you know!" I said while rubbing my head after she smack me on the head
Blake:"S-Shut up! B-Baka! Baka!" she shouted at me before walking off back to the elevator...
Y/N:"Ozpin... I am not going to work with you, again... for now...." I said as I released a black aura
Ozpin:"Don't be like that, Y/N. I know how much you love him... Go for it..." he said before walking back to the office...
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I spent like 2 years in the dorm acting like a guard in day while being a prisoner at night as Blake is beating me up every time I look at her "weirdly" but all I did is looking carefully outside the window
Right now, I am just enjoying my free time and planned to leave... I didn't even get myself paid so I am leaving tonight... I packed my stuff that I am not even the one buy the clothes it is paid by Weiss who seems being forced by Ruby, Yang and Blake...
Y/N:"Welp, thanks for letting me save the horrible memories but it's worth it anyway" I said to myself as I knew that Team RWBY will arrive in this dorm in 30 minutes so, I jumped out through the window and landed on the ground like what I usually do...
I ran but suddenly got myself landed face first... I felt a weight on my back and felt my ear being nibbled then a whisper
Blake:"You think that running away will be that easy~ Love~" she said as I went wide eyed I stood up and pry her off my back
Y/N:"You called me love! Yes! I did it! In your face Ozpin! I completed your task!!" I shouted but felt my hands handcuffed by Blake. "Uhhhh... Blake? what is this for?" I asked her as I began to shake in fear
Blake:"Oh, Y/N~ It's time of the year~ And I'm going rough with you in bed, love~" she said in front of me as I felt my soul is leaving from my body
Y/N:"Blake.... You know, I love you right" I said until she carried me bridal style
Blake:"We're going to have a rough week, love~" she whispers in my ear
Y/N:"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! But still hot~ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted
A/N:Yolo! First time doing this comedy type... I hope I did a great job... XD Forgive me for my bad humor!!!