They all go in front of the bar
Meliodas:I'll go get us drinks!
Ban turns to y/n
Ban:How've you been buddy! You almost look as good as me!
Y/n:You wish! I'm way better looking!
Ban:Oh yea?!
Y/n:Yea!
Ban:Diane! Who looks better,y/n or me!
Diane looks down and blushes
Diane:Y/n obviously...
She whispers
Ban:That doesn't count she likes you!
Y/n:Ha I told you!
Ban growls and turns to Elizabeth
Ban:Elizabeth right? Who looks better me or y/n?
Elizabeth studies y/n and ban
Elizabeth:I think I find y/n to be more attractive...
Y/n:Haha! I win again!
Ban:I give up!
Y/n:Dont think about it too much ban! You never stood a chance!
Ban laughs
Ban:Man little Cap'n,you've really changed since you were a kid!
Meliodas comes back with the ale
Meliodas:I'm back with the drinks!
He gives one to ban and gives one to himself
He offers one to y/n
Meliodas:You want a drink y/n?
Y/n:I'll pass,thank you though...
Diane:You dont drink y/n?
Y/n:Naw,I leave that to the morons like those two...
He points to meliodas and ban who are laughing like idiots
Diane:I didnt know that about you...
Y/n:Haha,there are plenty of things that you dont know about me...
Ban stumbles up
Ban:Y/n cant drink because he a lightweight!
Y/n:That is not why,alcohol doesnt effect me in any way. If I wanted to I could drink all of the ale in the bar and be completely unaffected...
Ban:Prove it!
Y/n:Fine,but only to prove you wrong...
Y/n walks to back and grabs a barrel of ale
Y/n:Watch and learn peasants...
Ban:Peasants? Who do you think your talking to kid?
Y/n chugs the whole barrel
Y/n:Easy,my body is truly immortal,while yours is flawed...
Ban:How did you become immortal anyway? As far as I know I'm the only one who drank from the fountain of youth...
Y/n:That is none of your business....
Meliodas:You said you are truly immortal right?
Y/n:Yea,so what?
Meliodas:You should fight ban! Battle of the immortals!
Y/n:What-
Before y/n finishes his sentence ban punches him out the bar
Diane:Y/n! Are you okay!
Y/n dust himself off
Y/n:Oh I'm fine,I'm just REALLY angry right now...
Ban runs outside laughing
Ban:Ha I got you good!
Y/n:If you know what's good for you ban you'll stop...
Ban runs at y/n and punches him again
Diane:Hey he said stop you jerk!
Ban:Aww you angry I hit your boyf-
A knife goes into his mouth
Then one into his fore head
Y/n:You know ban,while you've been in a cell...
He punches his knife deeper into ban's face
Y/n:I've been training day and night!
Ban rips the daggers out
Ban:I like this aggressive y/n,show me more!
Y/n takes his last dagger and makes a tiny cut
Ban:Is that it?
Y/n:Look at it again...
Ban looks down to notice it didnt heal but became a scar
Ban:How?! Only cap'n can do that!
Meliodas looks confused too
Y/n:You dont know where I've been...
Ban gets up
Ban:Alright I'll stop,sorry...
Y/n:Come on ban,dont get emotional...
Ban smiles and lightly punches y/n
Ban:You know while I was in that cell I was wondering if I'd ever see you again. I was scared you might hate me...
Y/n:Why would I hate you?
Ban:Your brother...
Y/n:He said you guys did nothing wrong ...
Ban:Really? He was a pure soul until the end...
Meliodas:Hey I'm sorry to interrupt,but we found out where king is hiding...
Y/n:Great! Diane you mind giving me a lift?
She smiles widely
Diane:Of course not silly!
She picks y/n up and place him on her shoulder
Y/n puts his mask on
They follow meliodas
They walk for a while
Meliodas:Do you think king will notice y/n?
Ban:No,hes a moron...
Y/n:Takes a moron to know a moron...
Ban:That's why I know you...
Y/n:I should punt you back to the bar so you have to walk again!
Meliodas:We made it!
Y/n jumps off Diane's shoulder much to her disappointment
Y/n walk ahead and sees a boy and his little sister
Y/n:Hey what are you doing out here?
Boy:Stay back!
He pulls out a pitchfork
Y/n:What are you gonna do with that?
Boy:I'll stab you!
Girl:Brother please calm down!
Y/n snatches the pitchfork
Y/n:LET ME HELP YOU THEN!
He jams it violently into his chest mutiple time
The kids look in terror
Y/n stops and smiles as his wounds heal
Y/n:Just playing,I'm immortal!
Ban walks up
Ban:Hey y/n,what's going on?
Y/n:Nothing I just found these kids here...
Ban:Really?
Y/n:Yea,crazy huh?
Ban:Yea,but we should find ki-
A spear goes through his chest
Y/n:Haha! A spear went through your chest!
The spear goes through y/n's chest as well
Y/n stops laughing
Y/n:You know it's funny until it happens to me...
King flies up on his pillow
King:Ban what are you doing here?
Ban:I came to talk to you about the weather...
Y/n:It is nice out you today...
King stabs y/n again
King:You be quiet...
Y/n:Hey how do you know that wouldn't have killed me!
King:I didnt,nor do I care...
Y/n throws all three of his daggers at king
He easily dodges them
Y/n:Damn I need to work on throwing them...
King:You missed...
Y/n:Did I?! Did you know that my daggers are also boomerangs!
King look back and sees them stuck in a tree
King:Are they really?
Y/n looks down
Y/n:No,I'm just out of daggers...
King observes y/n and notices his wounds are gone
King:Where are you wounds?
Y/n:What wounds? Ban do you see any wounds?
Ban:I see no wounds good sir!
Y/n:You sir must be blind and are in need of a perception enhancer,also known as glasses!
King:Enough!
He waves his hand as his spear cuts y/n's head off
Y/n's head rolls
But speaks
Y/n:Tis a scratch my dear king!
His body walks up to his head and puts it back on
King:Why can't I kill you?!
Y/n mocks king
Y/n:WhY cAn'T I kILL yOu?
King:You dare mock me!
Y/n:Look king I'm immortal just like ban,meaning I cant be killed...
King grits his teeth
King:So if your immortal you must have been there when my sister was killed!
Y/n:Look I'm sorry that your sister was killed but I wasnt there when it happened...
Ban:Your sister said it wasn't anyone's fault!
King:Be quiet! How can I believe you when the evidence proves it was you!
Y/n speaks in an angry tone
Y/n:I could say the same for you...
King:What are you talking about?
Y/n takes off his mask
Y/n:When my brother was killed all the evidence pointed it to you guys!
King:Y/n?
Y/n squeezes his fist
Y/n:But he said it wasnt you guys...
He calms down
Y/n:Take it from someone who is going through the same thing,trust your sister's words
King:I..I'll try.....
Ban:Thanks y/n...
Ban speaks with genuine gratitude
King:Y/n where have you been?
Y/n:I could ask you the same thing...
King:The captain ordered us to hide. So I did...
Y/n:Well after you guys left I set out for some answers....
King:For your brother?
Y/n nods
Everyone else walks up
King notices diane and blushes
King:Hi diane...
He nervously says
She ignores him and goes to y/n
Diane:Hey y/n! Are you okay!
Y/n:Uhh,yea I'm fine thanks...
King is heartbroken
(Actual footage of King's heart)
Ban walks up to king
Ban:Sorry to tell you but diane dumped you and the cap'n for y/n...
King:I see...
Ban:But if it makes you feel any better,your the only person that is
lonely
King looks at ban confused
Ban:I have Elaine,the cap'n has Elizabeth and y/n has diane and Jericho,and you have,well nobody...
King:How us that supposed to make me feel better?
Ban:Its not,its supposed to make me feel better!
He starts to laugh
Y/n notices king's frown
Y/n:You okay king?
King forces a smile
King:Yea I'm fine let's head back to wherever you guys came from...
Y/n:Alright king if something is wrong let me know...
King nods
Y/n thinks to himself
I forgot king liked diane now he probaly hates my guts!
Diane:Come on y/n!
She grabs him and put him and her shoulder
Y/n:Alright let's head back to the bar and figure out our next plan of action...