(Y/N): Wow, I can't actually believe the Mushroom Kingdom banned anime!
Meggy: I don't really care about it, but I feel bad for the people who love anime.
Infinite: You should of seen me! I had to fight thousands and thousands of the A.S.S holes who tried to take my DBZ collection!
Crystal: This is stupid! I want to put an end to the A.S.S, so we can all enjoy anime freely again!
Fishy Boopkins: I agree!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Anime for life!
B0b: HaShTaG aNiMe FoR lIfE!
SB123 B0b: YeAh!
(Y/N): Wait, you guys are gonna try and fight the A.S.S?
Infinite: Yeah! Whoever created it is just...evil!
Crystal: Let's go kick some A.S.S!
Infinite chuckled at Crystal's joke, and kissed her on the cheek.
Crystal: Hehe, thanks, honey.
Fishy Boopkins: For anime!
Meggy: We better follow them.
(Y/N): Yeah, I don't want them getting into trouble.
You followed Infinite and the others out of the castle, and eventually arrived at the city.
Infinite: I see a lot of A.S.S holes here.
Crystal: Hopefully other people will join our resistance!
Fishy Boopkins: Let's get them!
A.S.S Officer 1: HEY, STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
Infinite: ...
Meggy: Uhhh, we have no part in this, sir-
Crystal: HOW BOUT NO?
Crystal cut the A.S.S officer in half with her Sword of Azure.
(Y/N): Oh, jeez!
SB123 B0b: My SwOrD aRmS aRe ReAdY tO kIcK sOmE A.s.S!
(Y/N): Guys, calm down, it's just-
Infinite: Look! More A.S.S officers!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Let's get them!
Meggy: You know what? Let's just join in.
(Y/N): Yeah, I'm bored. I feel like having a fight anyway.
You charged at an A.S.S officer, and tackled him.
A.S.S Officer 2: What was that for, douche?!
Meggy then shot the A.S.S officer in the head with her Splattershot, knocking him out.
(Y/N): Nice one!
Meggy: Thanks!
Infinite: Let's bring anime back!
Crystal: Peach made a HUGE mistake banning it.
B0b: EaT tHiS yOu LiTtLe ScRuBs!
SB123 B0b: OtHeR bOb!
B0b: HuH?
SB123 B0b: DoUbLe SwOrD tOrNaDo AtTaCk!
B0b: RiGhT!
The two Bobs began to spin, and started cutting through the crowd of A.S.S officers, spraying blood everywhere.
(Y/N): Ugh! Some of that blood splattered on me!
Infinite: Impressive trick, Bobs!
Crystal: My turn!
Crystal flew in the air, and summoned lightning, which struck the remaining crowd of A.S.S officers, and blew them all up, sending flesh flying.
Meggy: Whoa!
Fishy Boopkins: That should teach their leader not to mess with us!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Yeah!
A swarm of helicopters suddenly appeared above you.
(Y/N): We got more company!
A.S.S Officer 3: PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN, AND SURRENDER!
Infinite and Crystal stuck their middle fingers up at the helicopter swarm.
A.S.S Officer 3: OKAY, THAT'S-
Infinite flew up to the helicopter, and punched it, making it spin out of control.
Meggy: I bet that's scared them.
A.S.S Officer 4: WHAT THE FUCK?! This guy can fly!
Infinite: Indeed I can, and...
Infinite slashed at a few helicopter with his sword, and they exploded.
A.S.S Officer 5: HOLY SHIT!
(Y/N): You guys better run, or our friend is gonna cut you all up!
Crystal: Get them, honey!
Infinite grabbed a helicopter, and threw it at another, making both crash into a building.
A.S.S Officer 6: FIRE!
The helicopters fired their guns at Infinite.
Infinite: Pffft...
Infinite deflected the bullets with his sword.
A.S.S Officer 6: Our weapons our useless!
A.S.S Officer 7: RUN BITCH! RUN!
The remaining helicopters turned around, and flew away.
Crystal: Infinite, that was badass!
Infinite: Thanks, sweetheart.
Infinite levitated down, and Crystal kissed him on the lips.
(Y/N): I can't wait for their wedding.
Meggy: Awww...
Fishy Boopkins: So cute!
B0b: HeY! It LoOkS lIkE wE mAy NoT bE dOnE yEt!
(Y/N): Why do you say that, Bob- OH JESUS CHRIST!
You were surrounded by A.S.S officers, cars, tanks and APCs.
A.S.S Officer 8: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW!
Meggy: Uh oh...
Infinite: We'll take care of this. Crystal?
Crystal: Let's do this!
Infinite and Crystal turned into their Super forms.
A.S.S Officer 8: WHAT THE FUCK?
Super Crystal: Ready to have your A.S.S kicked?
Super Infinite and Super Crystal flew into the crowd of A.S.S officers, and began to fight.
(Y/N): Take this!
You punched an A.S.S officer in his pingas.
A.S.S Officer 9: OOOOOOOOOOOH, MY PINGAS!
Meggy threw a Splat Bomb at a tank, the Splat Bomb exploded, destroying the tank.
A.S.S Officer 10: AH, HELL NAWWWW!
You headbutted another A.S.S officer, and kicked another in the face.
Fishy Boopkins: There's a lot of them!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Luckily, I have these!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins pulled out the seven Dragon Balls.
A.S.S Officer 11: -Sr Pelo gasp- HE'S GOT ANIME ON HIM!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: I SUMMON SHENRON!
The Dragon Balls glowed, and a massive dragon appeared.
(Y/N): WOW!
Shenron: Who has summoned me?
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: I did, Shenron!
Shenron: Tell me your wish... (I wish for a planet made of Fanta)
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: I wish for a powerful weapon that will beat all of these meanies up!
Shenron's eyes glowed for a few seconds.
Shenron: Your wish has been granted.
There was a clap of thunder, a sword fell from the sky, and landed in SB123 Fishy Boopkins' hands.
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Thank you so much!
Shenron: Farewell...
Shenron disappeared, and the Dragon Balls flew into the sky.
A.S.S Officer 10: NO! THE ANIME ESCAPED!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Ready to have your butt kicked?
A.S.S Officer 10: Pffft, you ain't gonna do...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Take this!
The sword glowed brightly, and all of the A.S.S officers started to fade away.
A.S.S Officer 10: WHAT?!
All of the A.S.S officers faded away, leaving nothing behind but dust. (Did Boopkins wish for a sword that has the power of the Infinity Gauntlet?)
Meggy: Boopkins, what did you just do?
(Y/N): That sword just made all of the A.S.S officers disappear!
SB123 Fishy Boopkins: Yep!
Super Infinite: Well, let's go home. I'm tired from all of that.
Super Crystal: Okay, honey.
Super Infinite started to carry Super Crystal, and kissed her on the lips.
(Beerus: These A.S.S people shouldn't even bother attacking me. I'll just destroy them in the blink of an eye.)
Anyways, lata-
-Meanwhile...-
Nazo: Have any sevens?
SMGX: Go fish.
Nazo: Shit.
Towa and Mira walked into the room.
Towa: Hello, boys.
Nazo: Hey, Towa.
Mira: We've brought back someone willing to help us.
SMGX: Huh?
Towa: Come on out...Future Infinite.
Future Infinite walked out of the shadows, and smiled evilly.
Nazo: F-future...Infinite?!
SMGX: But wait, why is he working with us? Just asking.
Towa: Hehe. Allow me to explain. This Infinite is from a parallel universe seventeen years in the future, where nuclear war has happened. All of his friends and family were killed by an unknown person. He's been blinded by Revenge, and he has some interesting abilities.
Mira: He agreed to help us change the course of history.
Future Infinite: Indeed. I will kill every single mortal that stands in the way of my revenge.
Seelkadoom: So, what can this guy do?
Future Infinite's arm turned into a glowing red sword.
Nazo: Whoa!
Future Infinite: This sword of mine is very powerful. But you will see what other abilities I have later.
Perfect Cell: I like this guy.
SMGX: Now there's nine villains on the team.
Towa: Indeed. Our leader is very happy.
(Another me from a parallel universe?! Wow...this guy should be fun to fight.)
Anyways, lata!