Chapter 3
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Jimin
So I have this friend...
Yoongi
Your efforts into creating the illusion of having friends are impressive
Jimin
...who keeps coming over just to use my switch and it's annoying the fuck out of me
Jimin
fuck you
Jimin
But he's a friend of my friend and I can't just kick him out like that because my other friend who I actually care about would be pissed
Yoongi
Well it's not your job to please his friends
Yoongi
Just tell your FRIEND that and I'm sure he'll understand
Jimin
Should I?
Yoongi
It's your stuff and you don't even have to allow him into your house you know
Yoongi
Try not to be an asshole about it tho
Jimin
But I am an asshole
Jimin
That's the only way they know me
Yoongi
What is it with you continuously saying you're an asshole?
Yoongi
Is that a trend these days?
Yoongi
Is being an asshole cool now?
Yoongi
Am I that old already?
Jimin
No that's just me objectively analyzing my behavior
Yoongi
And what exactly makes you an asshole?
Jimin
I've done a lot of mean shit
Yoongi
Like cake in the face mean?
Jimin
No like getting them kicked out of school mean
Jimin
Or beating the shit out of them
Yoongi
So my first instinct right now would be to block your number and never chat with you again
Yoongi
But some small part of me hopes that maybe you have a good reason for me not to do that right now, so I'm not going to deny your existence right away
Yoongi
What the hell is wrong with you?
Yoongi
Why would you do that?
Jimin
Honestly?
Jimin
I don't know
Jimin
I get angry easily
Yoongi
And you just decided that you'll get them kicked out?
Yoongi
How do you even do that?
Jimin
I just hold grudges and I get carried away a bit
Jimin
And I know it's bad, but then again they're hurting me so why wouldn't I be allowed to hurt them?
Jimin
Also my father is friends with the headmaster
Yoongi
I don't even know what to say
Yoongi
Like it's not going to change anything
Yoongi
But don't do that?
Yoongi
It's a dick move
Yoongi
Just because they did something to piss you off they don't deserve to get kicked out of school
Yoongi
And you seem okay over chat so I don't get why you would be such an asshole in real life?
Jimin
Sorry if that's offensive
Jimin
But I don't care about you
Jimin
You are some random stranger on the internet I'm chatting with of whom I haven't even seen one picture
Jimin
That makes telling you things and being myself a lot easier
Jimin
And I also don't really have to worry about you going behind my back
Yoongi
You sound paranoid as fuck
Jimin
Been through some shit
Yoongi
That makes it a bit easier not to hate you
Yoongi
Still
Yoongi
You really shouldn't do these things
Yoongi
At least try not to
Jimin
It just happens
Jimin
But I try not to
Yoongi
I guess that's enough for now
Yoongi
Back to some more relaxed conversations?
Yoongi
It's not like I know you well enough to really say anything
Jimin
Yeah sure
Jimin
What do you wanna talk about?
Yoongi
You said you're in Seoul? Is there stuff you enjoy doing there?
Jimin
I actually do martial arts and dance so there's that
Jimin
And aside from that just spend a lot of time partying and sometimes hanging out with 'friends'
Yoongi
Hey even you are starting to put friends under quotation marks
Jimin
I HAVE FRIENDS
Jimin
Jesus
Yoongi
It's Yoongi
Jimin
...
Jimin
I am so conflicted on whether or not I like you
Jimin
Actually no
Jimin
I think I'm pretty sure I like you
Jimin
You're chill
Jimin
Also you're like the only person I talk to at the moment
Yoongi
'Friends'
Jimin
I'm just going to ignore you
Yoongi
This is way too much fun
Yoongi
And you seem okay as well
Yoongi
A bit questionable when it comes to what you told me about your behavior but within the restrictions of our small chat you seem alright
Yoongi
Which is quite the compliment coming from me
Yoongi
Most people make me wanna vomit
Jimin
Know that feeling
Jimin
Yoongi?
Jimin
You still there?
Yoongi
Gtg
A/N
Just wanna point out that just because they write certain things in the chat those have to be the truth. They could be fractions of the truth, them bending the truth or straight-up lying for whatever reason.