MULLETTE [ Mulligan x Lafayette ]
JOHN: Okay! Now your talking! This is a total ship!
LAFAYETTE: Uhhh [ Blushes and looks at Mulligan ]
MULLIGAN: [ Sighs ] Well shit, they know.
ALEXANDER & JOHN: I knew it!
LAFAYETTE: Is it that obvious?
PEGGY: Kind of– actually– it was totally obvious! Ship!
ELIZA: I ship this too. [ Smiles ]
ANGELICA: I agree with Eliza.
WASHINGTON: I know everything. Ship.
KGIII: Wow. A actual ship that isn't trash! I ship this.
SAMUEL: I guess I ship this, I mean, it's totally not like they have a wife.
MULLIGAN: Totally!
BACK AT HOME
ELIZABETH: [ Sighs ] My husband has been very distant from me, lately.
ADRIENNE: [ Nods head ] Same as for my husband.
ELIZABETH: It's like I don't even exist!
ADRIENNE: I know right! My husband spends most of his time to learn English.
ELIZABETH: [ Gasps ] My husband has been the same thing, except he tries to speak French!
ADRIENNE: Maybe they are– cheating on us with each other?
Silence.
ELIZABETH: Well fuck, now what do we do?
ADRIENNE: I know! We could get marry!
ELIZABETH: Okay!
BACK TO THE PRESENT
ANGELICA: I think this ship is my favorite ship.
ELIZA: Same. [ Giggles ]
LAFAYETTE: Thank you, Mom ami.
MARIAH: [ Smiles ] I ship this.
MULLIGAN: [ Smiles ] Why thank you Mariah.
PHILIP: Honestly this is probably the only ship that isn't crack, besides the lams ship [ Smirks ] right father?
ALEXANDER: Son, your grounded so go to your room.
PHILIP: But father, we don't live here.
ALEXANDER: Well shit.
ELIZA: [ Growls ] Language.
GEORGE: Why the fuck did no one ask about my opinion.
PHILIP: Your opinions don't matter Mr. Eacker.
GEORGE: Well I'm still gonna say my opinion and I say sink!
PHILIP: Piss off.
ELIZA: I quit [ Throws arms in air ]
THOMAS: Don't worry George, nobody asked me for my opinion.
ALEXANDER: Maybe that's because no one gives a shit, Jeffershit.
THOMAS: Why you litt–
JAMES: Maddie, please just end this chapter before this turns into the hunger games.
MADDIE: Agree.
AUTHOR NOTE
another short chapter, but still random. At least this was a normal ship that everyone can agree is the best, but once again I must respect that some may not actually ship this so yea.
Also, just in case you haven't figure it out, Elizabeth is Hercules wife and Adrienne is Lafayette's wife– just a fun fact in case you didn't know.
Anyways, the next ship is Jamilton, my favorite ship ever to be honest.
Bye!
- Maddie ❤️