LEELIZA [ Charles x Elizabeth ]
Silence.
JOHN: Are you drunk?
MADDIE: I'm only 18 years old.
LLOYD: That's still a legal age to drink in France.
MADDIE: True, but I prefer not to drink while I'm still in High school.
ELIZA: I say she's gone insane.
MADDIE: Elizabeth!
BLAKE: Or it could be autocorrect.
LAFAYETTE: Autocorrect?
BLAKE: Forgot, never mind.
CHARLES: My eyes want to burn in the pits of hell right now.
ELIZA: Unlike you Charles, I'm gonna be reasonable and just say sink.
ALEXANDER: Agree! Sink! [ Hugs Eliza protectively ]
JOHN: Sink. We don't want Lee to duel Elizabeth, do we?
CHARLES: I'm not going to duel anyone! Also hard sink.
THOMAS: Once again, ship– to piss off Hamilton of course.
JAMES: Of course– well I'm gonna say sink.
THOMAS: Wait what!
ALEXANDER: Ha!
JAMES: Don't make me regret my decision.
SAMUEL: [ Sighs ] Sink.
KGIII: To be honest, I would actually like to see that happen, so ship.
ELIZA: [ Blushes ] But he's so... rude.
CHARLES: I'm so offended. [ Note the sarcasm ]
ANGELICA: Well I want Eliza to be happy, not to be in a relationship with a tomato! So sink!
CHARLES: Okay! Now that's too far!
MARIAH: He looks abusive, so I say sink– I don't want Eliza to suffer like I did. [ Frowns ]
ELIZA: Aww [ Hugs ] In sorry about Reynolds.
ALEXANDER: That's why you have Burr as a lawyer.
AARON: [ smiles ] It was an honor to help you divorce your husband, also I say sink.
CHARLES: I'm not abusive.
PEGGY: Mhmm, sure. Anyways I say sink.
WASHINGTON: Sink, once again, I'm not gonna cause a war against this.
CHARLES: Can we all agree that this ship is just a total sink?
EVERYONE BUT THOMAS: Agree.
THOMAS: I don't know man, I kind of like this [ Smirks ]
ALEXANDER: You little piece of–
MADDIE: Language! As much as I will allow cursing, let's try to keep it kids friendly while we can–
ALEXANDER: SHIT!
ELIZA: Alexander! There is children in here! [ Covers Phillips ears ]
PHILIP: Mother I'm a year older then Maddie.
KGIII: I change my mind about shipping this, I ship Charles with something else. [ Smirks ]
CHARLES: And with who my I ask? [ Growls ]
KGIII: John.
Silence.
ALEXANDER & CHARLES: Die you MOTHER FUC–
MADDIE: Nope! Not on my Christian channel!
AUTHOR NOTE
This ship is a big fat sink, but of course there might be some who ship this which I respect that.
Oh and yes, it's true that in France– the legal age to drink is 18 years old but of course I prefer not to drink– until after high school and college and until I get marry, which by the way, I'm never getting married because I have no time for love so yea.
Actual I lied, I'm socially awkward.
By the way, of you don't get the tomato joke– then here is the best way to explain that comeback: Back long in history, one point in history when people actually believe that tomatoes were poisonous, so basically what Angelica was talking about being in a relationship with a tomato meant being in a poisonous relationship, that what that sentence meant.
Anyways, tell me your opinion about this ship and yea.
The next ship is Hambury.
- Maddie ❤️