You were sitting down on the couch, switching through different channels on the TV.
(Y/N): Ugh, there's nothing good on.
Meggy: Yeah, that sucks.
You heard some noise coming from the kitchen.
(Y/N): What's going on in there?
Meggy got up from the couch and walked into the kitchen, it was just Bowser making some chicken nuggets.
Bowser: HEY! Get out of here! I don't want anyone to reveal my chicken nugget recipe!
Meggy: Okay...?
Meggy walked out of the kitchen, and sat back down on the couch.
(Y/N): What was that all about?
Meggy: It's just Bowser going crazy, he's making chicken nuggets again.
Infinite and Crystal walked into the castle, along with ReaderFromWR, SB123 Mario, and SB123 Meggy.
Crystal: Hey, guys!
Meggy: What's up, Crystal?
Infinite: We want to teach SB123 Mario and SB123 Meggy how to cook!
(Y/N): Ooooh. Can we join in?
ReaderFromWR: Sure!
Bowser heard the conversation, and walked out of the kitchen.
Bowser: Are you sure? Meggy and (Y/N) are very dangerous in the kitchen!
SB123 Meggy: Bowser, don't be mean.
Bowser: You're no better! All you can do is just heat Instant Noodles!
SB123 Mario: Oh hell no!
SB123 Mario ran at Bowser and kicked him in the nuts.
Bowser: OOOOH, MY PINGAS!
(Y/N): So, are we gonna have these lessons in the castle's kitchen?
Infinite: Nope.
Infinite teleported everyone to the Pingas Restaurant.
Meggy: Uhhh, why here Infinite?
SB123 Meggy: I was just about to ask that as well.
Infinite: Oh, I heard Baldy Nosehair got arrested for taking candy from a baby, and this place got shut down. However, the ovens and other equipment inside should still work.
Crystal: Okie dokie!
(Y/N): Well, let's head in.
You walked into the restaurant, the lights were flickering a little, and most of the tables were flipped.
ReaderFromWR: Didn't Mario and Bowser take this place over at one point for their cooking show?
SB123 Mario: Yeah, we did! It was a lots of fun!
SB123 Meggy: Mario told me all about it.
You went into the kitchen, which was surprisingly clean.
(Y/N): Huh. I thought the kitchen would be messy.
Crystal: Why is there an axe lodged into the wall?
SB123 Mario: Oh, hehe...
-Flashback...-
How to cook: ...Raisins?
SB123 Mario: Now! A simple dish! We're gonna make-
An old lady appeared out of nowhere.
Old Lady: RAISINS!
SB123 Mario: No! Hey Stinky!
The old lady then pulled a gun out and aimed it at SB123 Mario.
SB123 Mario: EEP! Okay thanks...
HOW TO MAKE...RAISINS?
Old Lady: Cottage Cheese! Medicine! Scroll! Football Helmet! Graveyard! Old man!
Master Roshi then drifted across the screen. (Just like I promised Masta Roshi, I will spare no thot)
SB123 Bowser opened the door and walked into the room.
SB123 Bowser: Mario, uhh we have a problem...
The old lady grabbed an axe off the ground and threw it at the wall, almost hitting SB123 Bowser.
SB123 Bowser: WOAH!
Old Lady: RAISINS!
SB123 Mario: Ehh, don't ask...
-End Of Flashback...-
SB123 Mario: Hehe, yeah...
Infinite: Why is that old lady so obsessed with raisins?
(Y/N): I want to ask that as well.
Crystal: Never mind it. Anyways, we're gonna start off with something simple!
SB123 Meggy: Oh, I'm so excited!
Meggy: I can't wait to cook on my own after this!
ReaderFromWR: We're going to teach you how to use a knife!
SB123 Mario: Ooooooooooooooooh.
SB123 Mario grabbed the knife, and began to swing it around.
Infinite: SB123 Mario, that's not a good id-
SB123 Mario ended up stabbing himself in the shoulder.
SB123 Meggy: MARIO! Are you okay?!
SB123 Mario: That didn't hurt.
(Y/N): Phew.
ReaderFromWR: Anyways, it's cutting time!
A loaf of bread fell from the ceiling, and landed on a chopping board.
SB123 Meggy: Let me have a try.
SB123 Meggy grabbed another knife, and tried to cut the bread.
SB123 Meggy: Wha? How do you do this?
Infinite: Like this, Meggy.
Infinite sliced the bread in half with his sword.
Crystal: Whoa!
Infinite: See?
SB123 Meggy: Okay...
SB123 Meggy sliced the bread, and began to cheer.
SB123 Meggy: I did it! I did it! I did it!
ReaderFromWR: Nice! We got some progress.
Meggy: Now for me!
Meggy grabbed the knife, threw the bread in the air, and slashed at it multiple times.
Crystal: Wow! Cool trick, Meggy!
Meggy: Thanks!
SB123 Mario: What's next?
Infinite: Now, we're gonna cook some meat!
Meggy: Uh oh.
(Y/N): This is slightly bringing back some bad memories... (Peach was so cruel in that chapter)
SB123 Mario: Hmmm...
SB123 Mario pressed a button on the oven, and it set on fire.
Infinite: Oh.
SB123 Mario: Why does everything I touch break?!
ReaderFromWR: No idea.
SB123 Meggy: Luckily, there's a lot more ovens in here!
SB123 Meggy put some raw beef on a tray, put it into the oven and closed the door.
Meggy: Awesome!
Crystal: More progress!
Infinite: Hmm...
(Y/N): What is it, Infinite?
Infinite: Where is dad? I asked him if he could meet up with us over here...
-Meanwhile...-
Deathwind: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR MEMES!
SMG4 & SB123 SMG4: COME BACK HERE!
-Back with our main cast...-
SB123 Mario: I'm sure he'll turn up.
Two people then walked into the kitchen. It was the Luigis.
Luigi: Hey, guys!
(Y/N): Luigis?
ReaderFromWR: What are two you doing here?
SB123 Luigi: I see that you guys are running this old restaurant! We would like two burgers, please!
Crystal: Sorry, Luigi. We're teaching both Meggys and SB123 Mario how to cook. We're not actually running the restaurant.
Both of the Luigi's eyes began to glow red.
Luigi & SB123 Luigi: I WANT A BURGER!
(Y/N): Jeezus Christ!
Infinite: Luigis, calm the hell down!
SB123 Mario: We're not selling anything!
Luigi: THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL, MARIO!
Both of the Luigis got Flamethrowers out.
Crystal: OH GOD!
Infinite: GET OUT OF DA BUILDING!
Meggy: Sorry, I'm not being turned into fried squid!
You ran out of the kitchen, and ran out of the Pingas Restaurant. Both Luigis started setting the place on fire.
(Y/N): Well, shit...
ReaderFromWR: Sorry, you three...
SB123 Meggy: No, it's fine! I learned some new stuff today!
Meggy: Same here!
SB123 Mario: I learned not to stab myself.
Both of the Meggys giggled.
Crystal: Well, I guess we'll give you different sessions. Anyways, who wants some of my brownies?
SB123 Mario: YYYEEEAAAHHH!
SB123 Meggy: Sure!
Infinite then kissed Crystal on the cheek, making her blush.
Crystal: Hehe, thanks, honey.
(Dammit, Luigis...getting salty over a fucking burger...pathetic...oh well. At least Both of the Meggys and SB123 Mario learned some things on cooking!)
Anyways, lata!