Chapter 2
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Jimin
If a friend of your friend fucked some other friend of yours who you already fucked before is that breakage of the bro code? Should I dismiss this friendship?
Yoongi
You really are trying hard to seem like you have friends
Jimin
I'm asking some serious questions here
Yoongi
Are you dating?
Jimin
No
Yoongi
Then they're free to do whatever they want
Jimin
What if I said that I fucked them?
Yoongi
Are you dating?
Jimin
Still no
Yoongi
Yup still no
Jimin
I don't like them
Yoongi
Now here we have the real problem
Yoongi
If you don't like them end the friendship but don't come up with a lame ass excuse
Jimin
But I'm expected to like them :(
Jimin
Usually if I don't like someone I just ghost them or something
Jimin
But his father is doing some business with mine
Jimin
And they expect us to get along
Yoongi
Maybe he's not that bad
Jimin
He's annoying. He's trying too hard to be cool
Yoongi
Wow you sound like some asshole I might have clashed with back in high school
Jimin
Sorry I guess
Yoongi
It's alright
Yoongi
Anyways just talk to him. Usually just because you dislike someone that doesn't mean you need to have beef
Yoongi
He probably already knows that you're not that much of a fan
Jimin
Idk how to
Jimin
Do you like have a guide?
Jimin
101 how to not asshole
Yoongi
Grammar has left the chat
Jimin
I no know how use
Yoongi
I leave
Jimin
Not go
Yoongi
Me hate you
Jimin
Gosh I hate both you and myself right now
Yoongi
Yeah same
Jimin
So how has your day been so far?
Yoongi
I'm at work rn
Jimin
What do you work as?
Yoongi
Don't laugh
Yoongi
But I sell treats in an amusement park
Jimin
Why do I feel like you look grumpy while doing so?
Jimin
Just like in this chat
Yoongi
I mean... it's true.
Yoongi
I think I'm scaring the children off
Jimin
I bet you look like a huge ass teddy bear with an angry scowl on his face
Jimin
Not scary tho
Yoongi
I probably look like I'm planning to murder someone
Yoongi
I mean black clothes and all that
Yoongi
And a baseball cap
Jimin
I can fucking picture this so well
Jimin
This is pure comedy
Jimin
Like imagine you standing there with crossed arms, candy all around you and a crying child holding a teddy bear in front of you with a mum in a flower dress trying to pull the child along because she's worried you're gonna kill 'em
Yoongi
This is getting oddly specific
Yoongi
Anything happened to you when you were a child?
Yoongi
Who hurt you?
Jimin
Nooooo wtf
Jimin
Am I right tho?
Yoongi
That scene... may or may not happen every once in a while
Yoongi
Nah actually... I'm mostly okay with children
Yoongi
The problem is the grown up versions of them
Yoongi
Simply disgusting
Jimin
You don't like adults?
Yoongi
I don't like anything that is under 3 years and above 10 years old
Jimin
So you don't like me?!
Yoongi
I don't even know you
Yoongi
You could be like... a grandpa or something
Jimin
I am not
Jimin
I mean like I could send you pics and stuff
Jimin
But I'm hot and I don't want you to get envious
Yoongi
Great confidence you have there
Yoongi
I bet you're a neckbeard complaining about how all the girls go for the bad guys
Yoongi
(Who also doesn't have friends)
Jimin
Yooooooongi
Jimin
We already came to the conclusion that I have friends!
Yoongi
Yeah sure that's why you're texting me at 7 pm instead of doing stuff people your age usually do
Yoongi
Also is the fact that you didn't say anything about the neckbeard stuff a hint?
Jimin
No I'm not a neckbeard
Jimin
And I just like my spare time on my own every once in a while
Jimin
People are effort
Yoongi
Fair enough
Yoongi
I can live with that
Yoongi
So you're more of an introvert?
Jimin
Not really
Jimin
I go partying and stuff
Jimin
Just don't likes close friendships or having to maintain them
Jimin
People who approach me are fake
Yoongi
Not everyone
Jimin
Everyone
Jimin
Those who aren't keep their distance because I'm a fucking asshole and they don't like me openly
Yoongi
You don't really seem like an asshole?
Jimin
I am
Jimin
But like not really?
Jimin
I mainly got used to acting like one cuz it keeps people away
Yoongi
You have some issues
Jimin
I know
Jimin
Gosh can we like not talk about the sad thing called my life
Yoongi
How about we talk about the sad thing called my life?
Jimin
Uh I'm into that
Jimin
What's going on
Yoongi
Some random mother just pointed at me and said something along the lines
Yoongi
"That's what one of those bad guys I told you about could look like."
Yoongi
I have a fucking tattoo and dress in black
Yoongi
I'm not in some gang shit, get over it people
Jimin
Do you look badass?
Yoongi
No matter what I answer to that question it's gonna make me look bad
Yoongi
I will not answer this
Jimin
Meanie
Yoongi
Child
Jimin
Dog poo
Yoongi
Sorry, that is in the 'under 3 years' category
Yoongi
I don't like you
Jimin
Earlier you said it's been too short to say whether you like me or not
Yoongi
Well it's easier to decide whether you don't like someone than whether you like them
Jimin
...
Jimin
Well I hate you
Yoongi
Get in line
Jimin
Pfff
Jimin
Well at least I learnt something today
Jimin
That you look like you're part of a gang
Yoongi
If that's what gets you off go wild
Yoongi
I learnt that you are an asshole in real life
Yoongi
Which is admittedly kind of interesting
Jimin
Don't forget that I'm hot
Yoongi
Just as real as the fact that you have friends
Jimin
I'm leaving bye
Jimin
...
Jimin
...
Jimin
WTF bro you didn't even try to stop me
Yoongi
Do I have to?
Jimin
...no...
Jimin
Whatever
Jimin
See ya later
Yoongi
Later
A/N
I'm really liking how all of this is turning out<3