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By pizzarollsquad

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KIM KARDASHIAN HOLLYWOOD
#staystrongcalum
um what the frickle frackle
butts
hate
humidity
LLAMAS
feels
annie
wattpad
pep rally
i saw lisa
boom clap
mama pizza roll
running
cHEN
when u
I had a dream...
you guys
unf

BABY COME BACK

36 8 13
By pizzarollsquad

so like i saw the pizza delivery car park next to my house which got me all excited cuz i thought dad bought pizza but it turned out to be our neighbors. 

so me being the fat ass asked him (the delivery boy) if they had anymore pizza in the car. he said yeah and i asked how much does he want for it. 

this bitch rolled his eyes and walked away. 

i ran after him yeling 

BABY COME BACK; BABY COME BACK AND BLAME IT ALL ON ME.

he got into the car and sped off and i kept running after it till i ran out of breath. 

so i was yelling BABY COME BACK while running. 

I need to go see a therapist cuz i need help

okay bye guys

-mama pizza roll 

    ~ hager bager

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