MADDIE: Yo, I'm bored as fuck so I'm gonna go back in time and go steal Hamilton.
BLAKE: Seems legit.
GREYSON: Why not bring everyone else too while your at it? [ Note the sarcasm ]
LLOYD: Don't encourage her!
MADDIE: Okay! Be right back! [ Runs off without another word ]
LLOYD: Look at what your sarcastic remark did!
GREYSON: Sometimes your an asshole.
LLOYD: [ Dramatic Gasps ] Watch your fucking language while your brother is here!
BLAKE: BOY! I'm older then you!
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MADDIE: I'm back you thots!
ALEXANDER: What's a thot?
THOMAS: I don't know but my question is why the fuck am I here with this prick?
ALEXANDER: Excuse me? [ Puts hand on heart ] You asshole.
WASHINGTON: Can't you just stop bickering and let these young people talk? [ Points at Maddie, Blake, Lloyd, and Greyson ]
MADDIE: Thank you! I have brought you all here to–
GEORGE: You literally kidnap us.
BLAKE: [ Sighs ] Sounds like her.
MADDIE: Well kidnap is such a strong word, more like a invitation.
Insert crickets chirping
MADDIE: Anyways! I invited you here to react to ships!
LAFAYETTE: Were not dumb, jeune enfant. We know what ships are, I literally sent ships from France to America during the war!
MADDIE: Excusez-moi! I am not a young child as you claim, I'm a teenager! Also not that kind of ships.
KING G: Explain.
PEGGY: Eww, its King George.
ANGELICA: Peggy! That's very rude! Now say sorry.
PEGGY: No, he's a bad man.
ELIZA: I know he can be a jerk–
KING G: HEY!
ELIZA: [ Glares ] but he is still human, and somehow still drinking that bitter tea.
MADDIE: Anyways [ nervously laughs ] a ship is basically a love pairing, at least in my own terms.
JOHN: What a great definition [ Roll eyes ]
BLAKE: Its very scary and sometimes the fandoms worry me.
LLOYD: So it sucks to be you!
ELIZA: Why suddenly do I feel concern about this?
SAMUEL: Your not the only one.
TO BE CONTINUED....
AUTHOR NOTE
I have some things to tell you before I continue to the next chapter.
This will have cussing of course, I'm 18 and pretty mature.
Also I'm not good with grammar so please no judge.
No I will not do requests but I will take votes on what the next ship should be.
I'm very cringe and find my lame ass memes off the internet because I'm not original.
- Maddie ❤️