my phone won't stop vibrating. I'M NOT COMPLAINING, I SWEAR.
10.5k reads - how did this happen? (Everytime I tried to publish / finish this, the number of reads went up xD)
Play fireproof for this chapter -- I know you birches have it. (ily)
e f f i e
people say there's always a grace period when you first get married; when you just start out on your honeymoon.
this is exactly what harry and i are in; a grace period. we've had so many cliché moments to count, and too many of harry's perverted innuendos.
harry had planned for us to go to a small town in connecticut — glastonbury. going from a busy place like new york to connecticut is kind of a huge step. it's not like we we're going to move to connecticut, it's just a big, almost atmospheric change.
"effie!" i hear harry shout from across the hotel room thag we're staying in.
"yeah?" i yell back, walking towards the direction i heard his voice.
"give your husband a kiss." harry coos while locking his arms around my waist and leaning down towards me.
instead of pushing him away, i oblige and press my lips to his. harry tries to deepen the kiss, and that's when i bite his tongue.
"ouch! what was that for?" harry yells, jumping away from me and almost cradling his tongue.
"for thinking with your penis." i retort.
"well it's a good thing you weren't giving head. i wouldn't have a penis to think with."
i shake my head. "why did i marry you, again?"
"because you love me, birch." he smirks.
"birch? really?" i raise my eyebrows, questioning him.
"i said that, didn't i?" he challenges, smirking.
"whatever." i say, rolling my eyes playfully.
"go make me a sandwich, wench!" harry exclaims, pointing towards our bedroom door that leads to the kitchen.
"i'll do that when you start handling yourself." i say, walking through the door, and into the kitchen, smirking while doing so.
"i already do that, effie!" harry yells, which causes me to choke and start laughing.
i really love our relationship.
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Possible double update tonight - not sure.
I love you guys for reading the story, and getting me to 10.5k reads. I screamed in Spanish when I had 8k, and ufjrjdjfjf absolutely no words.
Again, ily all.