ODD SQUAD GROUP CHATS

By Jiuen6194

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Exactly what the title says. Texting and such. Maybe some horribly written scenes if the plot calls for it. ... More

Meet The Characters
Olympia needs help...
Tickets and Band Merch
If you're going to piss off the love of your life, you might as well do it right
Favourite T-Shirts
Movie Night
Movie Night (Part 2)
A/N
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS SCREAM IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
Blow it up - (Toddis Texting Shot)
A/N
Lost Without You - (Otive Texting Shot)
For Science - (Oscprah Texting Shot)
A/N
This is why we can't have nice things (aka. drunk texting)
Draw the (odd) Squad
A/N
Todd needs to stop
Mad
Trouble in Paradise
I N N U E N D O S
Battle of the Memes (Part I)
Swear Chart
Olymna

Battle of the Memes (Part II) + Important A/N

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By Jiuen6194

The_Boss: lets just pass a degree that oscar should never be allowed to name things

NewVineKing: hear hear

OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED has joined this conversation

OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED: yeet

PANda_Bear: is the past tense of yeet "yate"

NewVineKing: oh god this could start an apocalypse

tHeRoAsTeD: behold the 9 tenses of "yeet"

tHeRoAsTeD: yeet

tHeRoAsTeD: yate

tHeRoAsTeD: yoot

tHeRoAsTeD: yeets

tHeRoAsTeD: yates

tHeRoAsTeD: yoots

tHeRoAsTeD: yote

tHeRoAsTeD: yotes

tHeRoAsTeD: yoites

OliveOil: why is this even a thing?

OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED: what about other languages

PANda_Bear: fronc, for you and ur french a** otis 

OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED: im not french

NewVineKing: ur hair says otherwise

OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED: .....MY HAIR ISN'T FRENCH

tHeRoAsTeD: anyhoozle, we have...

tHeRoAsTeD: Je Yeet

tHeRoAsTeD: Tu Yeets

tHeRoAsTeD: Il Yeet

tHeRoAsTeD: Nous Yeetons

tHeRoAsTeD: Vous Yeetez

tHeRoAsTeD: Ils Yeetent

OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED: ...but that would meen yeet should be spelled "yeeter" given the way ur conjugating it

PANda_Bear: SEE WHAT I MEAN

OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED: NO

NewVineKing has turned OVERTHROWN AND REJECTED's name to fronc

π = 3.14159265359: why tf r we having a debate over the word yeet

NewVineKing: because we f****ing can

NewVineKing: can u pls turn of the profanity filter is so f***ing annoying

π = 3.14159265359: no

tHeRoAsTeD: y?

π = 3.14159265359: i forget how?

tHeRoAsTeD: FJALFSDKJADSK;L 

tHeRoAsTeD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TheBoss: b**** wtf

fronc: cease. no. you have been stopped. that is irrelevant.  incorrect. no. 

OliveOil has joined this conversation

OttoT has joined this conversation

OttoT: THE F***? THE F***? THE F*** IS IN THE AIR! THE F***? THE F***? THERES WHITE S*** EVERYWHERE

PANda_Bear: honestly pretty fitting seeing as ur the only person here who isnt mostly white

OliveOil: ^^^

tHeRoAsTeD: this is for u babe

tHeRoAsTeD: *strums guitar*

tHeRoAsTeD: I love you

tHeRoAsTeD: B****

tHeRoAsTeD: I ain't ever gonna stop loving you

tHeRoAsTeD:B****

NewVineKing: i thought u guys broke up???

fronc: idk anymore???

tHeRoAsTeD: ^^thats my way of apologizing

fronc: ...

Private Messaging Between tHeRoAsTeD and fronc

fronc: bitch fuck i love you

tHeRoAsTeD: uwu

fronc: ok we sorted that out

OliveOil: ...oh god im in a group chat with children. y'all are f***ing children.

OttoT: THERES ONLY ONE THING WORST THAN A RAPIST

π = 3.14159265359: oh god pls no

OttoT: BOOM

fronc: A CHILD

NewVineKing has uploaded an image

fronc: i could still meme better than that

NewVineKing: you dare challenge the vine king

fronc: correct

PANda_bear: NOT ON MY WATCH

NewVineKing: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE WORST VINER EVER

fronc: SHUT UP UR MOM BUYS YOU MEGA BLOCKS INSTEAD OF LEGOS

NewVineKing: f*** you take that back

tHeRoAsTeD: *eats popcorn*

PANda_Bear: hey babe how much money you got?

NewVineKing: idk, like 69 cents

PANda_Bear: lol u know what that means

NewVineKing: i DoNt HaVe EnOuGh MoNeY fOr ChIcKeN nUGgEtS

OliveOil: is this even a conversation anymore

OliveOil: or are we just throwing vines at each other

OttoT: *or are we just YEETING vines at each other

NewVineKing: ...correct

π = 3.14159265359: can we make this an actual conversation?

PANda_Bear has uploaded an image

PANda_Bear: some will understand

fronc: ...

fronc: i have a better music meme

fronc has uploaded an image

PANda_Bear: *washes eyes out with soap*

π = 3.14159265359: so like back to our conversation

π = 3.14159265359: "would you rather", oona...

π = 3.14159265359: would you rather kill todd, or...

NewVineKing: kill todd

π = 3.14159265359: but i didn't say the other options???

NewVineKing: i don't need to hear the other options 

tHeRoAsTeDfeeling a little unsafe rn???

NewVineKing: b**** stfu

tHeRoAsTeD: no

NewVineKing: i stg i slit u open from mouth to anus and wear you like a jacket

tHeRoAsTeD

tHeRoAsTeD

tHeRoAsTeD

TheBoss: HRRAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHGDKLADS

OliveOil: Stop! I could'a dropped mah croissont

OliveOil: how tf do u spell croissont

fronc: *croissant

PANda_Bear: see what i mean abt otis being french???

fronc: i'd slap you but that would be animal abuse

tHeRoAsTeD: oooooooooh savage

OliveOil: *bisexual finger guns*

OttoT: WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER

OttoT: UR MOM'S A H**

Gadget_Lady: also like boss we are having a conversation

Gadget_Lady: in the great and ever esteemed holy language of meme

π = 3.14159265359: ....how is that a language

tHeRoAsTeD: *gasp*

fronc: *le gasp*

PANda_Bear: *loud inhale*

OttoT: *noisy drawing in of breath*

The_Boss: OVER THE SIDE

NewVineKing has removed π = 3.14159265359 from this conversation

fronc: wait are we a cult now?

 tHeRoAsTeD: a meme cult yas hon

PANda_Bear: ALL HAIL THE VINE KING

fronc: HAIL

OttoT: HAIL

The_Boss: HAIL

OliveOil: HAIL

tHeRoAsTeD: HAIL (hydra)

NewVineKing: NO




So like, we've reached 25 parts, and over 1k reads, which is a lot more than I could've ever hoped with this book (thank you!!!). And as much as I hate to say this, but I'm going to be marking this book as complete and ending it for now. There might be an occasional update every few months (so keep checking in!), but it's officially finished. I really want to focus on some other fandoms as well now so... yeah. So thank you to everyone who took the time to read, comment, and vote and that always means so much to me!!! ( I know i don't really respond to comments, but I do read them and they warm my heart guys). Take care of yourselves, loves ❤❤❤

- Bazi

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