(Y/N): Huh? Where the hell am i?
You looked around, you were in a cage, and the room didn't have much in it.
???: Ah, you have woken up.
You turned around, SMG3 and a few other villains were there.
(Y/N): D-did you kidnap me?!
Desti: Yes, but we also captured everyone else!
More lights turned on, revealing all of your friends trapped in cages, including Meggy.
Meggy: (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Meggy!
Infinite: Pft, i can just break out of-
Infinite grabbed the bars, and he got an electric shock.
Infinite: OW!
Crystal: Infinite! Are you ok?!
SMG3: We know about your strength, so don't even try getting out of there!
Infinite: Shit...
Adrimal.S.Swipe: And we're putting all of you in...A GLADIATOR STADIUM!
SMG3: But this time's different.
Enzo: Indeed...
Meggy: Different?
(Y/N): What do you mean?
SMG4: ...
SMG3: Well, the stadium is WAY bigger than last time, and, there's gonna be a ton of contestants fighting. So you could say it's a free-for-all.
(Y/N): -What?!-
SMG3: Have fun killing each other!
You and everyone else were teleported to the stadium, SMG3 and the other villains all sat on chairs.
Enzo: I can't wait to see the blood go flying!
SLG4: Same here!
SMG3: Patience, rookie. Ready, guys?
SMG4: We're gonna kick your asses when we get out of here!
Meggy: Yeah!
SMG3: I'll take that as a yes. LET THE BLOOD FLY!
Gates started opening, Teletubbies, Toads, and animals ran out and started fighting one another.
Mario: OH BOI! Time to smash some more ass!
Mario grabbed a shield and sword, and ran off to fight a teletubbie.
(Y/N): Shit, this reminds me of the Battle Royale that bastard put us through...
Meggy: That feels like it was ages ago.
(Y/N): Yeah, hehe.
Infinite: Let's go, Crystal!
Crystal: Okay!
Infinite and Crystal got their swords out, and began fighting Toads.
(Y/N): Look out, Meggy!
A teletubbie ran at Meggy, she kicked it in the face, sending it flying into the sky.
Meggy: Ha!
(Y/N): Nice one!
Toad: FIGHT! LAUNCH THE CANNONS!
A cannon fell from the sky, Toad jumped on it, and began firing.
Meggy: Whoa!
(Y/N): Hmm...oh! Fishy!
Fishy Boopkins: Yeah-
You grabbed Fishy Boopkins, and used him as a shield.
Fishy Boopkins: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Meggy: Sorry Fishy, but you're durable!
The cannonballs ricocheted off Fishy Boopkins, and flew back towards the Toads.
Toads: OH SHIT-
The cannonballs exploded, causing limbs to fly everywhere.
SLG4: YES, BLOODSHED!
Enzo: I love it!
(Y/N): You ok, Fishy?
Fishy Boopkins: ...My poor face...
B0b: YoU sTaNd No ChAnCe AgAiNsT mE!
Teletubbie: Ready to die!?
(Y/N): No, but you are!
You grabbed the teletubbie, and threw it at Infinite, he cut the teletubbie in half with his sword.
Crystal: Nice one!
Meggy: More Toads!
Toad: WE WON'T LET THOSE FUCKERS TAKE THIS LAND!
Meggy fired her Splattershot at the Toads, you ran up to a Toad and punched him in the face.
Toad 1: OW!
(Y/N): Eat this!
You punched another Toad in the pingas.
Toad 2: OOOH, MAH NUTS!
Meggy threw a Splat Bomb, it exploded, sending multiple Toads flying into the air.
Bowser: Time for some Fried Mushrooms!
Bowser started spinning around, and breathed fire everywhere, Toads and animals got fried.
Saiko: Haaaaa!
Saiko flew at a bear, and hit it with her hammer, which sent it flying into a wall.
SMG3: Now this is WAY better than last time!
SMG4 and Tari were fighting a crowd of teletubbies, Luigi was goomba stomping Toads.
Meggy: This is fun, but i want to fight SMG3!
(Y/N): Same here! That douche is gonna pay for kidnapping all of us!
SMG3: If you all survive and kill all of the other contestants, then you shall fight me!
(Y/N): Good.
Infinite: C'mon, i demand a challenge! All of these Toads, Teletubbies and animals aren't even fun to fight!
SMG3: Huh. Hey, Enzo? SLG4?
SLG4: Yes, SMG3?
SMG3: Go fight the jackal.
Enzo: Got it. -This isn't gonna end well. Is SMG3 out of his motherfucking mind?!-
Enzo and SLG4 jumped down, and began to fight Infinite.
Crystal: Kick their butts, honey!
Enzo: I'm gonna turn you into a fur coat!
Infinite: Just try it, psycho!
Enzo kept slashing at Infinite with his knife, Enzo managed to cut Infinite on the cheek.
Infinite: What, is that it?
Infinite wiped the blood off his face, and snatched the knife from Enzo.
SLG4: Huh?
Infinite threw the knife at SLG4, which went in his shoulder.
SLG4: OW, SHIT!
Infinite grabbed Enzo by the neck, and began punching him in the face.
(Y/N): Woooo! Get em, Infinite!
Meggy: Beat them up!
SLG4 ripped the knife out of his shoulder, and threw it back at Infinite.
Infinite: Hmph.
Infinite deflected the knife with his sword, the knife went flying back at SLG4 and went into his chest, making him fall to the floor.
Enzo: SLG4!
Infinite turned Super form, and punched Enzo, sending him flying into space.
Super Infinite: Later, Enzo!
Crystal ran up to Infinite and hugged him.
Crystal: Awesome work, Infinite!
Super Infinite: Thanks, sweetheart.
Super Infinite and Crystal shared a kiss.
(Y/N) & Meggy: Awww...
SLG4: F-fuck...
SMG3: Desti, get SLG4. It's my turn to fight.
Francis finished off the last teletubbie, as SMG3 jumped down and got into a car. (Goddammit SMG3)
Mario: That's BS! Again!
SMG3: Shut up, fatass!
SMG3 started the car up, and began running people over.
Infinite: AGH!
Crystal: OW!
Deathwind: Oof!
(Y/N): Hey!
You jumped onto the car, and kicked the windscreen.
SMG3: Get off!
Meggy jumped onto the car as well, and planted a Splat Bomb.
Meggy: Say bye!
SMG3: WHAT THE F-
The Splat Bomb exploded, sending the car flying at Desti, Adrimal.S.Swipe, and Villager.
Desti: OH SH-
The car flattened the villains, SMG3 went flying out of the car and landed in front of Infinite.
SMG3: O-ow...
Infinite: Now, you shall pay for kidnapping us.
SMG3 slowly got up, Infinite held his hand out.
Infinite: Hakai.
(Just kidding! I'm no destroyer...)
SMG3: W-what are you gonna do?
Infinite kicked SMG3 in the pingas, which exploded. (Oooooh, he's gonna feel that one in the morning!)
SMG3: MY.......BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSS!!!
SMG3 passed out from the pain.
(Y/N): Haha!
Meggy: Well, we got some good revenge.
Infinite: Indeed, yowch...
Crystal: At least we didn't get turned into roadkill earlier...
Francis: I'll treat your injuries when we get back to the castle.
Crystal: Oh! I almost forgot to tell everyone!
(Y/N): Hmm? What is it, Crystal?
Crystal: It's my birthday on the 15th!
Meggy: Oh! Congratulations!
(Y/N): Well, guess we better look for some presents, Meggy?
Meggy: Hehe, yep.
Infinite and Crystal hugged each other, you and the others got out of the stadium and began walking back to the castle.
(Beerus: Oh come on! Why didn't you destroy him?!)
Anyways, lata!