Spiderman Oneshots (Completed)

By TheRandomPenguin

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Before You Begin
Hibernation (Part 1)
Anniversary
Spider Spray
Girls
Random Chapter
Hold up--
Hibernation (Part 2)
Venom (Part 1)
Mr. Stark?
Loser
Spiderson
Why Today?
Pranks
Alternate Reality
Replaced (Part 1)
Hibernation (USM)
Death (USM)
Replaced (Part 2)
Free Time
Hanging Out
Some will think of this as a treat while others will hate this
Pumpkin
Unnecessary Attack
A Normal Day
Japanese Snacks
Dying
Villain
New Years
Conversations
Therapist
Replaced (Part 3)
This Is The Chapter To Place Your Requests
Sensory Overload (USM)
4k
Comfort
Venom (Part 2)
A New Friend
This Is Why We Don't Lie
Body Switch (Part 1)
Cupid Shuffle
Peter Was Perfect
Harley and Peter
Memories (USM) (Part 1)
The Sky
Bloodshed (Part 1)
Black Girls
Bread
Heartbreak (Part 1)
Be prepared
Hibernation (Part 3)
The Bad Man
A Confusing Recruitment
Movie
My McDonald's Dream
Replaced (Part 4)
It's up.
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 1)
Gym
Replaced (Part 5)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 2)
That One Time Tony Stark Called Me
Cow Stds
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 3)
The Weirdest Fight in History
Why?
Oh Snap
Into the Spiderverse (Pt.1)
Deep
Wtf even is this
Article 13
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 4)
Replaced (Part 6)
Body Switch (Part 2)
Brother
Behind Peter's Door
Another New Friend
Isolation (Part 1)
Afterlife
I'm in a mood (A/N)
Endgame (A/N)
Henry
Hair Shops
Replaced (Part 7)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 5)
Replaced (Part 8)
Girls (Part 2)
Replaced (Part 9)
Body Switch (Part 3)
ANNOUNCEMENT
The Coverup
Replaced (Part 10)
Poop
Replaced (Part 11)
Replaced (Part 11) [BAD END]
Isolation (Part 2)
Body Switch (Part 4)
Bloodshed (Part 3)
Whoopsie
Snacc (+Darius)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 6)
Falling, Sinking, Drowning
Alternate Reality (Part 2)
Memories (USM) (Part 2)
You Had Your Chance
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 7)
Bloopers and Cut Scenes
Stupid Shots
Dora
Isolation (Part 3)
The Staff Adventures
Bloodshed (Part 4)
Mentor (Part 1)
This Is A Trailer
Trailer #2
Superpowers
Trailer #3
Reclaimed (Part 1)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 2)
Blooper and Cut Scenes (Part 2)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 8)
Reclaimed (Part 2)
Isolation (Part 4)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 3)
Reclaimed (Part 3)
Reclaimed (Part 4)
Isolation (Part 5)
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 9)
Plagiarism
The Musical Kidnapping
Reclaimed (Part 5)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 4)
Isolation (Part 5)
Reclaimed (Part 6)
Into The Spiderverse (Pt. 2)
Body Switch (Part 5)
Reclaimed (Part 7)
Isolation (Part 6)
The Staff Adventures (Part 5)
Body Switch (Part 6)
Queen
Reclaimed (Part 8)
A Lesson On Why One Should Never Plagiarize
Reclaimed (Part 9)
Guitar
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 10)
Penis?
Date
The Box
Webs
Body Switch (Part 7)
Longer (USM)
Flying
Faster
Mentor (Part 2)
Reclaimed (Part 10)
A/N: URGENT PLEASE READ
Drip
It's Meet To Great You (Part 1)
The Staff Adventures (Episode 6)
Normal
A Stab For Science
Hey Michelle
Venom (Part 3)
Stressed (USM)
Menace
Bloodshed (Part 5)
Reclaimed (Part 11)
Spider Mama
Doppelganger (Part 1)
Boom (USM)
Proposal
Reclaimed (Part 12)
Body Switch (Part 8)
Peter's Vacation Day (Part 1)
It's Meet To Great You (Part 2)
Doppelganger (Part 2)
Reclaimed (Part 13)
Sick (USM)
Memories (USM) (Part 3)
You Webbed Up My Heart
Wade's Question Corner (Episode 11)
Suck
Mentor (Part 3)
Bloopers and Cut Scenes (Part 3)
Hydra's Ideal Hero (USM)
We'll Be Okay
The Sculpture and The Flame
Into The Spiderverse (Pt. 3)
Giraffe Tits
Discord Hours
The Journey Home (Part 1)
Go Get 'Em
Body Switch (Part 9)
Heartbreak (Part 2)
The End
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
John Doe
REPLACED (come look at this before i beat your asses)

Bloodshed (Part 2)

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By TheRandomPenguin

Peter's eyes widened more as a large man entered from the other door. The man stomped over and raised his fist to hit Peter. "wOAH THERE BUCKAROO!" Peter yelled, slightly terrified. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ANNOUNCED YET FRIENDO!"

"In this ring, there is no announcing." He grunted out and tried to hit him again. Peter dodged.

"Now that's just barbaric!" Peter said, dodging a kick. "Do you guys even know how ring fighting works?" He asked one of the guards as he ducked under a punch.

"I do know that there's less talking." The guard glared at him.

"Hey! That's kinda what Sam sai--" Peter was cut off by a punch to the face. "UH, RUDE MUCH?! I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION!" Peter yelled as he kicked the man, sending him flying to the other side of the ring. The man grunted and stood back up. He let out a war cry as he charged toward Peter. Just as he was about to hit Peter, Peter jumped in the air and he crashed into the side of the ring. "Whoopsie daisy! You need to watch where you're going, bud!"

"Shut it." The man spat as he stood up.

"Seriously, did your mother even attempt to teach you manners?" Peter shook his head. "Tsk tsk tsk, looks like I have to school you all by myself." The man charged at him again. "Lesson one, we don't hit the guests!" Peter jump round-kicked him in the head, causing the man to stagger.

"Any chance I could drop out?" The man scowled.

"But that isn't a good example for the children!" Peter put a hand on his hip.  "If you keep up this attitude we might have to sign you up for summer school!" Peter dodged a punch. Peter shot a web at his arm and started swinging him around the ring. He released and the man went flying into the wall, he slumped to the ground. He was out. "Looks like someone was ready for naptime!" The crowd was silent, before some started cheering and others grumbling as they handed off money.

"Looks like we have a new champion." Lee said as he walked into the ring. "Don't talk so much when you fight next time." He turned towards the crowd. "The winner is Spiderman!" Peter then realized he was still wearing his suit, but his mask was gone. "Here is your prize." Lee handed him his mask. Peter quickly pulled it on and crossed his arms.

"Alrighty, I did your thing so can I leave now?" Spiderman asked. "And report this to the police."

"Permission denied. You haven't fulfilled the bet yet." Lee said. He grabbed Spiderman's arm and attempted to drag him away. Spiderman pulled back.

"I think I've overstayed my welcome." Spiderman nervously chuckled. And attempted to run away. Before he could get anywhere, Lee had stuck a taser in his side.

A scream erupted from Peter as he crumpled to the ground. A guard came and dragged his limp and twitching form back to his cell.

---

"What?!" All the Avengers screamed when they saw the headline on tv.

SPIDERMAN KIDNAPPED

"The masked menace was seen being dragged into a van two days ago." J. Jonah Jameson said as he looked at his papers. "Probably did it for attention, that spider freak is not to be trusted!"

"Peter's missing?" Natasha asked Tony, who looked just as suprised as her.

"He wasn't answering my calls but I figured it was something school related!" Tony sighed. "Who had the balls to kidnap Spiderman?"

"Someone dangerous." Steve crossed his arms. ( <--- I type this sentence so much) "Someone who needs to be taken down."

"What could they want with our little Petey?" Clint asked.

"The boy's got limitless potential, I don't see something they wouldn't want with him." Vision said.

"I believe a rescue is in order." Tony stood up and began walking to his lab. "You guys work on finding him, I'll see if his tracker is working."

---

Spiderman groaned as he woke, strapped to the chair yet again. "Guess it wasn't a dream then." Spiderman grimaced. Lee walked in, holding a tray, and whistling the melody yet again. "So, why do they call you Lee anyway? That short for anything?"

"Lee...O-Oaklee! My name is Oaklee--" A flash of recognition came across his face but left as fast as it came. He gripped his head for a second before regaining his composure."They call me Lee because I am Subject L-33." He continued whistling.

"Oaklee?" Spiderman mumbled to himself. "So, it's not that I don't like your preference, but what's up with the creepy tune?"

"I have always known this tune." Lee responded shortly. Lee placed the tray in front of Peter. "Here's your serving. Figure out how to eat it." Lee walked out.

Peter sighed in annoyance and just stared at the food. "This is not going to be a fun time, is it?"

A/N:

Idk why I'm really happy with this one.

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