OLD AND CRINGY How to survive in the Creepypasta family

Glitchy Red!?

Pffff he's easy. Is what I said, tho I have never even read his story, and know nothing about him:3. I just know a little about him soooooooo. :P
So if my calcultions are right (I didn't do any *dabs*) then the only way to survive is to become a creepypasta and/or slenderp's proxy or something.....orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Pour coffee in his eyes poor good coffee it went to waste because of GLITCHY Red's MEANIE FACE! XD I bet that coffee......that I could have drank it good ☕👍. If you don't like coffee your automaticly on my killer list......................JK I CAN'T KILL YA!