Infinite: Hey, (Y/N)?
(Y/N): Yeah, Infinite?
Infinite: Waluigi is at the door, and he won't stop crying.
(Y/N): Huh? Why?
Infinite: He wants someone to help him with his Taco Stand business.
(Y/N): Can't he just get his brother to help? -Sigh-
You went to the door and opened it, Waluigi was there doing puppy eyes.
Waluigi: Pppllleeeaaassseee...
Meggy: What's going on?
(Y/N): Waluigi here wants some help with his Taco Stand business.
Waluigi: Bro is too busy trying to scam people...
(Y/N): Well, that explains where Wario is.
Waluigi: Will you help me?
(Y/N): ...Meh. Why not? I'm bored.
Waluigi: Wah! I will pay you greatly! (That's nice, but we're kind of rich already...)
Meggy: Well, let's do it!
Waluigi picked you and Meggy up, then began running to his taco stand in the city.
-A few minutes later...-
Waluigi: Here we are! The customers will be here soon, so make as many tacos as you can!
(Y/N): Okie dokie!
Meggy: What's in here- OH GOD!
Bowser was in the room making out with a watermelon. (EW)
Meggy: BOWSER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Bowser: WHAT? You don't like melon? I LOVE MELON!
Meggy slowly backed away.
Bowser: Oi, don't give me that look.
(Y/N): What happened?
Meggy: Bowser is in that room making love to a watermelon.
(Y/N): WHAT? Ugh...
Waluigi: Hey! We got our first customer for the day!
Francis: Hello! I would like a taco.
Waluigi: That'll be eighty-five dollars!
Francis: WHAT?
Waluigi: Wahaha! Just kiddin' bitch! It's two dollars.
Francis: Oh. -Chuckle- Here you go!
Francis gave the money, Waluigi threw the taco at Francis' face.
Francis: Thanks!
(Y/N): Well, i guess we better-
The ground began to shake.
Meggy: What's going on?
A huge crowd of people walked in front of the taco stand.
Waluigi: WOW!
Big Smoke: TACOOOS!
Waluigi: -Uh oh...-
(Y/N): Is that Big Smoke?
Meggy: Well, time to get cooking!
Big Smoke: I'll have two number nines...a number nine large, a number six with extra dip...a number seven...two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Waluigi: Sir, this is not Cluckin' Bell.
Big Smoke: NOBODY JACKS SMOKE!
Big Smoke jumped on Waluigi and began beating him up.
Meggy: Hey! Get off of him!
Meggy jumped at Big Smoke and kicked him in the face, sending Big Smoke flying out of the taco stand.
Shaggy: HEY! WHERE'S MY TACO? (OH SHIT)
Waluigi: C-calm down, sir! It will be ready shortly.
(Y/N): Here it is!
You slowly approached Shaggy, and gave him the taco.
Shaggy: Hmm, thanks-
Goku snatched the taco and ate it.
Goku: Hi!
Shaggy: LIKE, FUCK YOU GOKU!
The two began to fight.
Meggy: What the heck...?
Waluigi: Let's pretend that never happened.
SMG4: Hey, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): Hello SMG4! Would you like a taco?
SMG4: No, i want a burrito!
(Y/N): Sorry, SMG4. We sell tacos, not burritos.
SMG4: I WANT A BURRITO!
(Y/N): No, SMG4! We don't sell burritos!
SMG4: THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL, (Y/N)! (WTF)
SMG4 grabbed a shotgun and fired at you, Meggy grabbed a Frying Pan and deflected the shots back at SMG4.
SMG4: Oh, shit-
The bullets hit SMG4, and he exploded.
(Y/N): Thanks, Meggy!
Meggy: No problem, (Y/N).
Meggy kissed you on the cheek, you blushed a little.
Saiko: Hey! Stop messing around! I'm hungry!
Waluigi: Here you go!
Waluigi threw a taco at Saiko, she caught it.
Saiko: Thank you!
Toad: I would like a taco and a Pepsi, please!
(Y/N): Okay!
You grabbed a can of Pepsi, but accidentally dropped it and it spilled onto the floor. Everyone went silent.
Infinite: Oh shit...
Crystal: What? What's the matter?
A portal opened up, and SmeshBras123 came out of it.
SmeshBras123: WHO SPILLED PEPSI?!
Everyone pointed at Frankie.
Frankie: I'm in danger!
SmeshBras123: RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
SmeshBras123 punched Frankie, and kicked him into space.
Meggy: Whoa.
SmeshBras123: Grrr...
Infinite: Hey, Smesh. Here.
Infinite gave SmeshBras123 a can of Pepsi, which calmed him down.
SmeshBras123: Oh, thanks!
SmeshBras123 walked back into the portal, it closed afterwards.
(Y/N): That happened.
Waluigi: Keep making those tacos! I'm making a lot of money!
???: Hey, i would like a taco.
Waluigi: Huh?
It was Swagmaster.
Swagmaster: Hello, purple man. I would also like some Coca-Cola with my taco.
Chris: I'll just have Coca-Cola as well. I'm not even hungry-
Chris spotted Meggy, who was making a few tacos.
Chris: Hey! It's one of those people who helped those retards escape!
Swagmaster: Oh yeah!
Meggy: Huh?
Swagmaster: You are under arrest for helping criminals escape from prison.
(Y/N): Hey, piss off!
Swagmaster: What was that?
Swagmaster took his giant hammer out and hit you on the head, which knocked you out.
Meggy: (Y/N)!
Waluigi: Hey! You can't take my employees away!
Chris: Sorry, but the squid girl is a criminal.
Swagmaster: To prison you go!
Swagmaster threw you into the police car.
Meggy: Hey!
Chris threw Meggy into the police car.
Chris: Shut up.
Infinite: GET BACK HERE WITH (Y/N) AND MEGGY!
Too late. The police car sped off.
Crystal: Uh oh. This is a repeat of yesterdays situation.
Infinite: We gotta save em!
Waluigi: Wah? Now i'm all lonely.
Bowser: No you're not! You still have me! I'm an amazing cook!
Waluigi: I'm not hiring someone who humps watermelons.
Bowser: Awww...
(Uh oh, you have been arrested. Looks like you'll have to use a get out of jail free card...Lol.)
(Also, those statues at the top are pretty smexy, aren't they?)
Anyways, lata!