Skits and memes from the demi...

By hamiltrashfan

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Basically skits and memes for all ya demigods brought to you by yours truely the demisquad. Credits to @Demi... More

Info about this book
Shady's backstory time!
Pranks! (Brought to you by the only Jesse)
Getting therapy from Will
I AM MALIFICANt (however you spell it)
I went to oz?
Sleepover time with the hades kidz!
Sleepover woth hades kidz! Squeal
WARNING FOR KIDZ OF HADEZ!
Battle for le fries
DRAGON!
ThE ePiC bAtTlE
Kidnapped
Bonus for kidnapped
James' hand
Time to steal flora's dragon
DRESS UP TIME!
Date night!!!!!
Shady goes on a quest, what happens at home?
What is this place?!?!?!
Bonus
Body swap
Bonus
HALLOWEEN (but too early but who cares)
Kidnap
Fears
Mommies are real (the zombie type not the normal ones)
WAR!
Camping
Bonus for camping
Thing from James' RP book turned into a skit!
Candy store recreation
Pranking
A day out with tha Demisquad
Camp Jupiter exchange
Flora's death
Puppet show
Puppet show for the gods
Dance!
Dance! Squeal
Not funny James
Power swap!
Hogwarts Au! (Because you have you have to be at hogwarts ro do wicthcraft!)
Hunting for bigfoot
Not dead
Make your wish!
Book!
Shortie
Sleepover!
Newest member
Sleepover 2!
Frances
ALAN! JAMES! YOU TWO ARE SO-
Murder Mystey
What the squad does
Candy store recreation 2
Newest memeber
Happy birthday
Celebration
Snow Day
School Au
Most likely things squad would say
Shady watches what?!
Video games
Some info
First meme
Meme
Meme
Meme
Meme
Meme
Recreating Heather Croquet Scene
Meme
Jady
A misfortunate event with Pintie
Ebony X Ansel
Name meanings
Flora steals and gets caught
Jereal
Dare
Meme
Meme
Meme
Poor hand
Meme
Aqua's new hair colour
Highschool Au
Spying on printie
Rick and Fred
Hair dye
Mintie is leaving
Skit (because i am very original with names)
Daddy
Challange!
Meme
Prank wars
Scared of everything
Who is better?! Seriously
Seriously?! Again?
Red hair issue
AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!
...
YOU WHAT?!
New invention
Music festival at CHB
Leave me alone!
Sad
Glasses
Proposal
Shades
Meme
New member
Puppet show
WHAT?
BE NICE! NEVER!
Painting cabins
Drunk
High?
Where Jady originated
Jlora
Holiday
Disney princess!
Killing Alan
Accents
Uno
Uno reverse ('real life')
Missing in action
Cursh?
Personality switch
Prized posessions
Who is the artist?
Unexpected
... what?!
Meme
Ice skating career?
Sleeping beauty au
The prank
Obstacle
Meme
I want a drink!
Floor is lava
Destruction au!!!
Hahaha!!!! You okay?
Flocas t-shirts
They grow up so fast
Another camp dance
Superheros?
Superheros? Part 2
No future?
Meme
Minties
Lie detector
Kids names
Tech
Dress
New memeber
Wehn the squad gets sick
Meme
Superheros? Part 3
Jax
(Insert title)
Form switched
Watching sports
Musical?
Ebony in the bathroom
Disney hercules react
Meme
Demigods reacts to discord
Photo time
Photo time
School
Thank you
Meme
Tours
Whats that?
Paintball fight au
Poor James
Nothing scares you?
(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) finally
Weak or strong
Disneyland
Disneyland bonus
Where we come from
Spiders
Movie
Sporks
Table
Shopping bag
Stop the abuse
Scrabble
Sleepover
Pride!
Pencil death
fights
Jump
Sand guardian
Horror part 1
Answer phone

Movie night!!!

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By hamiltrashfan

*All the Hades kidz (except Nico) are setting up the cabin for a movie night with the gang. Jesse just comes in with Nicolette holding Leo's monster proof TV*

Jesse: this is so heavy

Shady: well put it where it belongs
*Spilling got acid onto the spot she is going to make James sit on*

*Ebony walks to the room holding popcorn and sees Shay putting the acid*

Ebony: d-don't you think t-that's going t-to f-far?

Shady: I don't care. HE STOLE MY CHOCOLATE MILK! AGAIN!

*Ebony uses his powers to move the pillow outside, then nearly falls over but Shady catches him*

Shady: our powers are really wearing us out recently... not that I had experience with any incidents...

Jesse: I literally saw you nearly fall face flat in McDonalds and you could've if James didn't help you up and give you ambrosia

Shady: stop giving fish breath do much credit for everything... there are lots of time I saved him butt

*Ebony places bowls of popcorn everywhere while Nicolette is look through the disk for a good movie*

Nicolette: titanic?!?!

Ebony: o-oh m-my gods y-yes!

Shady: ew no. It's M rated and we are all G rated here guys

*Jesse crosses his arms and looks at Shady*

Jesse: seriously.... G rated...

Shady: yeah, we are not going to watch Jack draw rose you know what

Ebony: ............ I don't think any of us guys would do anything

Shady: of course you gay guys won't, I'm talking about the straight ones

Nicolette: Demetrius wouldn't do anything stupid

Shady: I'm running out of arguments

Jesse: it's settled, titanic it is

Shady: Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!

*There is a knock at the door and Shady opens it. Flora, Demetrius and Ansel walk in*

Shady: Okay good, that's everyone

Flora: what about James

*Shady closes and locks the door*

Shady: who's James
*Lies but it is really obvious*

*There is a loud knock at the door*

Shady: let's start

*The knock gets louder*

Nicolette: Shady

Shady: START THA FLIPPING MOVIE GIRL!

James: LET ME IN SHADY!!!! FOR HADES SAKE! LET! ME! IN! I KNOW IT IS YOU WHO HAS LOCKED ME OUT!!!!

Shady: no!

*A minute passes and there is a knock at the door*

James: do you wanna build a snow man? Come let's go and play!
*Really off tune to tigger Shady*

James: I never see you anymore! Come out the door! IT IS LIKE YOU'VE GONE AAWWWAAAAYY!

Shady: Ugh!

James: we use to be best buddies... and now we're not. I WISH YOU COULD TELL ME WHYYYYY!

Shady: SHUT UP!

James: do you wanna build a snow man, it doesn't have to be a snowman

Shady: GO AWAY!

James: NO!

Jesse: you know it's kinda pointless leaving him outside.................... I mean what do you get of that. You might as well let him in so his eyes can get scared form the movie

Shady: .... great idea!

*James was about to run into the door to knock it down but Shady opened it so accidentally runs into her Malin her fall nawards and her to fall ove her*

Shady: YOU BLOODY BAS-

James: Beeeeep!

Shady: get the fu-

James: beeeep

Shady: off me!

*James gets up and sits down next to Flora. Then Nicolette starts the movie and sits next to Demetrius*

*Tome passes and they are now up to the part when Jack is drawing rose*

*Ansel covers Ebony's eyes while James covers his own and Shady turns around not looking at the screen*

Ansel: too flustered Shady?

Shady: FU-

James: beeep

Shady: OFF ANSEL! I'm not a pervert like you

*Ansel takes a deep breath to calm down*

*Time passes again and they are now up to the part where Jack and Rose are in the water and Jack says promise me you'll never let go*

*Ebony is crying wild as heck. Ansel manages to shed a few tears, James and Flora are crying onto Shady who has a plain look on her face, Nicolette and Demetrius are holding each other and crying while Jesse is crying into a pillow*

Shady: it isn't even that sad... to be honest it's kind of-

James: DON'T YOU DARE CALL THIS FUNNY! JACK IS SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER!

Shady: ....

Flora: YEAH!

Ansel: IF YOU FUC-

James: Be-Beep!
*Is crying while saying this*

Ansel: DARE DO THIS TO JACK!

Shady: Rose is selfish

James: HOW DARE YOU!

Shady: But-
*Is cut off because James slaps her across the face*

James: I DO NOT KNOW YOU!
*Continues to cry onto her*

Shady: yuck

Flora: NO! JACCCK YOU CAN'T DIE! NOOOOO!

Shady: too much angst

Ebony: I-I don't e-ever want t-to go on a-a cruise. E-Ever

Shady: can you too get off me for gods sake

Flora: WAAAAAAAAA!

*After the movie has finished*

Shady: are you done crying?

Flora: NOPE! WAAAAAAAAA

James: YOU WILL ALWAYS ME IN IUR HEARTS JACK!

Shady: and that's why the song is my heart will go on

James: WAAAAAA!

Shady: ........... how about we all just calm down, Ansel help me here

Ansel: I'm kinda helping Ebony
*Hugs Ebony who is a crying mess*

Shady: oh gods... I have to show.... affection....
*Slowly hugs Flora and James*

Shady: I already feel my will to live drain

Jesse: oh stop acting!

Narrator: let's just say a dozen more tears were shed. This idea was StarlitBawka's so give a round of clap.

I'll be doing more of the ideas. And that's all for now demigods!

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