"Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome back to Wade's Question Corner!" Wade winked at you. "None of the readers asked any questions, which is kinda sad, but no matter! It's only episode two!" Wade held up two fingers and winked, causing the audience to swoon. "The first question of today is for you! The reader!" Wade pressed the button and the question appeared.
Which oneshot in this book is you favorite?
"Be sure to answer before the next episode!" Wade smiled. "Just a heads up! You can ask questions to any version of the characters! For instance you could ask a question to the version of Peter from Body Switch! Anyway, our second question of the day is for your favorite soldier! You know him! You want him to have sex with Steve! That's right! James Buchanan Barnes!"
"Was that intro really necessary?" Bucky asked, blushing from the comment about Steve.
"Shut it, doll face." Wade stated seriously. "Now, you're question is from me! Are you aware that you're kinda like Shiro from Voltron mixed with Hunk and Keith?"
"Oh my god." Bucky groaned as he walked away.
"I'm taking that as a yes!" Wade winked and gave the readers a thumbs up. "Third question of the day is for our iconic queen! Princess Shuri!"
"What's up?" Shuri said, sipping on a slushy for some reason.
"Shuri, what is it like to be known as a Disney princess?" Wade's eyes twinkled.
Shuri spit out her slushy. "I'm a what?"
"Thank you Shuri!" Wade smiled.
"Wait, Wilson--"
"Fourth and final question of the day is for Wanda Maximoff!" Wade clicked his heels. "Wanda, have you ever used your magic to get things off shelves? And if so can you get that jar of peanut butter that's JUST out of reach? Please?" Wanda stared at him blankly and walked away, causing him to pout. "Um, rude much? Anyway, thank you for tuning into this episode of, say it with me now!"
"WADE'S QUESTION CORNER!"
A/N:
Not sure if y'all noticed but these are question and answer chapters--