A British archeologist dug a hole 150 feet deep and found phone wires so he announced to the world that Britain had begun using the phone 150 years ago, 17 years before its invention.
An American archeologist upon hearing this dug a hole 175 feet deep and found an Ethernet cable so he announced to the world that the US, 175 years ago, had prepared in advance for Al Gore to invent the internet.
A Jamaican Rastafarian heard this so he dug a hole 200 feet deep but he found nothing so he announced to the world, that 200 years ago Jamaica had already gone wireless.