Can't Get Enough 5SOS Shit

By sighszn

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This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS... More

Introduction
StooOoop
Forgetful
When...
Too cute smile
Calum's cheeks
Dangerous
Things I wish the press would do with 5SOS
5SOS Drunk
Waiter Michael
Mings
High Expectations
You don't understand
Daily Squats
Stop that boy
5SOS Song effect
Michael's fingers
SMART BOY
Haunted House
How Calum?
5SOS going to their kid's sports games
Amnesia on Radio
Future
Chocolate Milk
PROTECT THEM
Moral
Mucas
Cashton
I don't trust Hemmings
Tour with 5SOS
Lesson Time
5SOS is punk rock
Killing Spiders
Beautiful Scream
No one else
Just caught
Michael the Dweeb
You don't know fear
Favorite feature about Michael?
Happy or scared?
Universe
I DON'T UNDERSTAND :)
The celeb I'd make out with is...
"Always"
Summary of Mikey
5SOS reading fanfiction about themselves
"Seen it"
No shame at all
Flat hair
Thanks Hemmings
Aka Michael
Serious note
Tanned
Luke has the whole package
So annoying
Definition of "Soon"
The answer to "End up here"
Definition of 5SOS tbfh
REVERSE MOB
Last names
Majestically handsome
If I was rich..
Hands
Calum's nudes
Every Part
[CENSORED]
What 5SOS videos consist of:
Lab Partners
Guitar shop
5SOS and ATL
Daniel the Lion
Luke and Michael as little kids:
What kind of girl am I?
"Faster Calum!"
Penis names
What's worse?
STAHP MICHAEL
Frat boy Luke
5SOS Tweeting each other
Hot bestfriends
5SOS Lyrics
Rejects
Can I have a kitten?
Grill
Keek App
THE REAL QUESTION
Mario Kart Characters
Probably Luke and Michael after a show
Liz deserve awards
Who said my name?
Kidding yourself
Things I don't understand about 5SOS
2 moods
Try it!
Drummers/Bassissts
Good Girls Music Video Review
Stay in Australia
You know what's really cute?
Doo
Did you know that?
EP
Calendars
Little Spoon
Michael doesn't want another slice
Favorite music videos
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: SLSP
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: 18
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Long Way Home
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Greenlight
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Amnesia
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: End Up Here
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Everything I Didn't Say
Beside You
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Don't Stop
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Try Hard
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Social Casualty
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Voodoo Doll
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Heartbreak Girl
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Mrs. All American
Breakdown of the 5SOS Album: Never Be
Smart Calum
What's your fav drink?
It's True
Slut
Just watch
The nicknames
You make no sense
Luke Girls
"I'd date a fan."
The moral of this..
Wedding Theme song
Someone help
5SOS Car ride, probably
A poem about Ash
What does Malum do?
When Ashton..
How Calum?
Failed in marriage
Can we just appreciate?
Finger guns
Sad Love Story
Japan
Weenie
Calum's unread messages
Qualities I look for in a guy
Michael Groupie
This isn't even funny
Costumes
Lashton outfits
Fake fans
Childhood memories
Just say it
Stop being insecure
Annabelle
Dragging them back
5SOS back at home
So glad :)
Cello fret
Arrested
Which would you choose?
Let's talk about their math skills
Megaphones
Male Strippers
Calum's 19th b-day
Daddy af
Too Bad
Can't keep track
Sex with Luke
Soccer Mom Kink
Sweet Luke
Forest
5SOS scent
Black-hair Luke
5SOS Horoscope
Inside out
When 5SOS go out for Mexican
Luke's Shoulders
Relationship Status
Tease
Luke's bitch
5SOS on 60 Minutes
Mama Luke
"It's aloha, dumbass."
Lukey says sorry
Jawline
First Child with Mikey
My Wedding Speech
Fluro Green Glasses
The feels are slowly eating me
Cry with me
Cry with me pt. 2
The pain
OMFG LOL
Sorry Michael but no
19
*facepalm*
Award shows
So sorry
We're in China
Screamo band
Serious question time
5SOS in their 70's
The world may never know
Happy and sad
5SOS watching Mean Girls
Calum's wedding poem
You Suck
Thanksgiving
Struggle
Ashton will...
A song dedicated to Calum Hood
Darth Vader
What's hotter than the sun?
What else they can rock off with
Ninja Turtle Undies
Your child swears
Bitch, he is a real person
Cliffor
Ashton's Fingers
THE FEELS ARE REAL
Not impressed
*sobs*
What is a Luke Hemmings?
Waking up next to Luke
Most Accurate
Mcnugget
I'm not I swear
Sequel
5SOS Third b-day
LiveSOS
Just a dream
Damnn
Crying blood
Heartbreak Girl and Just Saying
You will own...
Synonyms for Luke and their meanings
Luke's initials
Rent
Dumbest band
Mind blown
Bands that don't belong on Disney
Delete
Siri
If 5SOS got their periods
5SOS Retirees Go Rogue: A Basic Summary
Describing Luke
A sex poem
Chicks before dicks
Calum, the boyfriend
Luke Sexting
Two fucks
Christmas with 5SOS
How people treat Luke
If 5SOS did an acceptance speech
iPhone 6+
Bullying Luke
Where's my Cuddle?
Mad Luke
Letters from Santa
Marrying all of 5SOS
Scared
Eye bags
Awards
Do 5SOS wear skinny jeans?
Muke is love, Muke is life
How is this friendly
I love Ash
Problematic
Fruit Punch
Road Trip
Turned on
Daddy Kink
Luke as a child
Picture of 5SOS without...
Fuck You, 5SOS
Heartbreak Turtle
Immortals
"I Can't Remember"
No Hemmo
Ears
Virginity
Medical Attention
Throne
Ideal tracklist for the next 5SOS album
5SOS in bed
Luke's piercing
5SOS on vacay
Another hair color
Cliffaconda
Things I wanna do because of Michael
Omg Cute
Lose Yourself
If 5SOS were to present an award
Little Luke
Hoe don't do it
What they depend on in life
Nick Jonas
End
Bun

Describe the Band

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When Luke said he was the only one who bought their own album and the other three illegally downloaded it, like, I honestly can’t think of a better way to describe the band.

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