King Explosion Murder has started the conversation
King Explosion Murder: Alright, losers. We have to come to an agreement.
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Red_Riot: Sure, BakuBro! What's up?
KoolKami: dady? i telled yu i didn tayk ur tammpon
King Explosion Murder: The fuck?
Red_Riot: He's training. Must've overused his Quirk.
King Explosion Murder: Doesn't matter. That's not why we're here.
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Shouto: How did you find my account?
King Explosion Murder: Your username is literally your fucking first name, dumbass. Now where's Deku?
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King Explosion Murder: THERE YOU ARE!
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King Explosion Murder: Oh, no you fucking don't!
AllMightRocks123 has joined the chat
AllMightRocks123: What?
AllMightRocks123: What did I do?
AllMightRocks123: I swear, it was an accident!
King Explosion Murder: Jesus fucking Lord, do you ever shut the hell up?
Shouto: Quit bickering. Bakugou, why are we here?
King Explosion Murder: Right.
King Explosion Murder: Y/N.
Red_Riot: What about her?
KoolKami: shi iz prtty
King Explosion Murder: THAT! THAT IS WHAT WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS!
Shouto: Kaminari's ill ability to spell?
King Explosion Murder: No, you fucking idiot!
Red_Riot: Then... Why?
King Explosion Murder: Y/N is MINE.
King Explosion Murder: So you fuckers better quit making moves on her!
King Explosion Murder: Good? Great. You can leave.
Shouto: Wait.
Shouto: I thought you said we had to come to an agreement.
King Explosion Murder: We just did.
Shouto: Really? Because I don't see anyone agreeing.
King Explosion Murder: Alright, smart ass.
King Explosion Murder: Anyone disagree with me?
Shouto: I do.
AllMightRocks123: No, I don't!
AllMightRocks123: Please don't hurt me.
Shouto: Midoriya, he cant hurt you over the phone.
KoolKami: AH!
KoolKami: AH! ah giys. ah. me dug jus gru uh nother hed
Red_Riot: You don't have a dog.
King Explosion Murder: Alright, this was a bad idea.
KoolKami has been kicked
King Explosion Murder: I'll invite him when he's back to normal.
AllMightRocks123: Y/N is... Very kind. And sweet. And pretty...
King Explosion Murder: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
AllMightRocks123: And not my type! She's not my type!
King Explosion Murder: And out of your league, nerd.
AllMightRocks123: Yeah, I know...
King Explosion Murder: Great. One down, three to go.
Shouto: You can't just claim Y/N. She's not an object.
King Explosion Murder: Like she'd go for any of you extras, anyway!
Red_Riot: I mean... She might.
Red_Riot: I've asked her out before.
King Explosion Murder: What?
Red_Riot: Yeah. Not officially, but we've gone to the movies and dinner together. Just the two of us.
King Explosion Murder: WHAT?!
Shouto: We have as well.
King Explosion Murder: WHAT?!
Red_Riot: Oh, come on. Why can't we hang out with her? It's not like you're making any moves.
AllMightRocks123: Kirishima, be careful what you say to him.
King Explosion Murder: FUCK YOU, I'LL ASK HER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND FIRST THING TOMORROW!
Shouto: Unless I do first.
King Explosion Murder: You wouldn't dare.
Shouto: Oh, I dare.
Red_Riot: Guys, let's calm down. We can talk through this.
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KoolKami: Wait, we're fighting over Y/N?
King Explosion Murder: Yeah, stay out of this Pikashit!
AllMightRocks123: Wait, Kacchan. You said we could come to an agreement. What if we share her?
Red_Riot: That sounds weird.
King Explosion Murder: And fucked up! There's no way I'm sharing with you extras.
Shouto: Okay, well how about this.
Shouto: We all talk to Y/N tomorrow.
Shouto: We'll just say... In order of birthdays?
King Explosion Murder: HELL NO! THAT MEANS YOU'LL GO FIRST!
Shouto: You're right. And you'll go second.
King Explosion Murder: Shit, I never thought I'd say this...
King Explosion Murder: But you're right.
Red_Riot: I don't want to go last!
King Explosion Murder: Quiet, Shitty Hair. The adults are talking.
AllMightRocks123: Wait, That would mean I go second to last... Maybe we should go by last name?
King Explosion Murder: That'd still make you second to last, dipshit.
KoolKami: First name?
Shouto: Absolutely not.
Red_Riot: As much as I hate the birthday idea, I think that'll work best.
Shouto: Agreed.
King Explosion Murder: Fine.
AllMightRocks123: Okay!
KoolKami: Hey, I'm good with that. Third time's a charm, after all.
Red_Riot: Wait, what do we say?
Shouto: Whatever we think will win her heart.
King Explosion Murder: THAT'S NOT FAIR, YOU'RE THE MOST CORNY, POETIC SHT ON THE PLANET!
Shouto: So you feel threatened?
Red_Riot: Just because you don't know how to show love through words, doesn't mean you can hate on Todo, BakuBro.
King Exploison Murder: Through words?
King Explosion Murder: Hm... Would it be against the rules if I kissed her?
Shouto: I guess not.
Shouto: But, thank you for the idea.
King Explosion Murder: DAMMIT!
AllMightRocks123: Can I kiss her too...?
King Explosion Murder: NO YOU CANNOT!
Shouto: May not*
King Explosion Murder: DIE!
KoolKami: Stop text yelling.
Shouto: Speaking of rules, I have a few I wish to share with you.
Red_Riot: Go for it.
Shouto: You can't ask her for a relationship. That wouldn't be fair to those going later.
King Explosion Murder: Dammit...
AllMightRocks123: I got one too!
AllMightRocks123: We can't talk bad about the other guys.
King Explosion Murder: Dammit...
Red_Riot: What if she asks us out first?
Shouto: Say no.
King Explosion Murder: Dammit...
KoolKami: And we can kiss her, right?
Shouto: If she's alright with it, sure.
KoolKami: No limits?
KoolKami: I can use as much tongue as I want?
Shouto: Um... If she allows it.
King Explosion Murder: Dammit...
AllMightRocks123: What has this group chat become?
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Shouto: Bakugou, who is that?
King Explosion Murder: I don't fucking know!
Um... :BakuDeku Shipper
It's Y/N. :BakuDeku Shipper
King Explosion Murder: Fuck.
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KoolKami: You're pretty!
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Shouto: This was all Bakugou's idea.
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King Explosion Murder: It was fucking not!
King Explosion Murder: How did you get here?!
You invited me. :BakuDeku Shipper
King Explosion Murder: I DID NOT!
King Explosion Murder: AND YOU DIDN'T SEE SHIT!
Sure, we'll just say that. :BakuDeku Shipper
King Explosion Murder: What the fuck is a BakuDeku?
... :BakuDeku Shipper
:BakuDeku Shipper
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King Explosion Murder: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
A/N: Blegh. Alright, so I've been falling more on the canonxcanon side of this fandom lately, and I'm finding it increasingly more difficult to write reader inserts, so one shots are probably going to be more spaced out for awhile. I'm sorry.
~MJ💕