(A/N): I hope you guys enjoy this, Story. I can assure you it has lots of hilarious moments, and an interesting plot THAT MAKES SENSE, And This book will not be filled with OCs. Any OCs that come up will be for a joke.
ANYWAYS! LET'S START THIS BOOK OFF WITH A MEME! THERE WILL BE ONE EVERY CHAPTER!
Poor Jaune...
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3rd person Pov
Roman Torchwick was a well-known criminal around Vale. he robs dust stores and does other nefarious things. with all sorts of nefarious people.
Roman was walking down a road with his gang of thugs, everyone he walked past gasped and backed away from him. He then walked into a dust store and talked with the man.
Roman: Do you know how hard it is to find a dust shop open this late.
A thug puts a gun to the Bossman while he puts his hand up.
Bossman: (Scared) please just take my lien and leave.
Roman: Shh shh Were not here for your money. Grab the dust!
Roman: Crystal. Burn. Uncut.
The shopkeeper then slowly grabs the...fire crystal?
A thug goes to grab some more dust but then hears boss music. He looks to where the source is coming from. He then sees a red cloaked girl reading a weapon magazine. He then sees a h/c haired boy with a pistol.
Thug: (Drawing his gun at the kids) Alright kids, put your hands in the air!
Y/n's Pov
I was reading a Comic of the "Wonderful Adventures of Tarantula Man" It was quite sick He swung from tree to tree.
I then get a buzzing sound from my scroll. I open it up and See this.
A/N: Don't worry this book won't be filled With OC's like others.
Y/n: "Hmm Imma keep reading a few more minutes won't hurt"
After about an hour I Felt someone approaching.
Thug: Alright kids put your hands in the air!
I turn around to see a thug aiming his rifle at me.
Y/n: And if I say no?
Thug: Then I'll Spill your brains on the floor! -
I kicked his balls making him coil up into the air. I then Gave him a straight right-hand punch which send him flying all the way to Menagerie.
Y/n: Sorry! Not sorry.
This caught the attention of all the other guys as they wondered what the hell was going on in the back of the store.
I then see a red cloaked girl still reading that weapon magazine so i tap her shoulder. she then turns to me. She raised her eyebrow when she looked at me.
Red cloaked girl: Yes?
Y/n: Were getting robbed wanna go take out the trash?
Red cloaked girl: Huh? (Looks around to see lots of thugs pointing guns at them) Ohhhhhhh....
One of them came to arrest us but the girl kicked him and sent him flying out the window. I fist bumped the girl. All the other thugs are in disbelief. Then she smiles at me and does some crazy scythe maneuvers while taking one fo the thugs outside the shop.
Y/n: Pfft show off.
They all looked at me like I was crazy
Y/n: What... Oh yeah you were trying to rob me weren't you.
I then Ran into them and go behind little red unsheathed my Scythe and charged at the prey.
Y/n: Suck your mum!
she was staring at me drooling so I then snap my fingers to gain her attention. She was in awe at my weapon.
Y/n: Hello remnant to ... uuuuuuhhhhh
She then snaps out of her trance
Red cloaked girl: Ruby...Ruby Rose
I looked back at the thugs. So did Roman he couldn't believe that his goons were as helpful as a turtle in a race with cheetahs
Roman: Well, get them!
The thugs charged to Ruby, so she stuck her scythe into the ground and kicked the thug in the face and flies in the middle of more thugs, so I charge two people with my scythe and struck them in the chest, they got knocked out COLD. "I'm pretty sure they died, oh well"
Ruby: Thanks!
Ruby then fired a bullet and spined hitting the guy as he flew in the air and then she squishes the other guy with her scythe. Then she flew from place to place using the recoil from her gun to move fast to send the guy flying. Then I flew into him with my scythe and smacked him into the ground leaving a crater in the road.
More thugs came after me, I sheathed my scythe .
Ruby: What are you doing!?
I Pulled out my hand cannon and smirked at her, her face went from confusion to Making an "O" Face with her mouth.
Ruby: Oh...
Y/n: leave this to the biggest badass in town.
Or well this is what I thought I said...
Ruby POV
Y/n: Leave this to the biggest ass in town
"WTFFF???"
Y/n's POV
I then took them all down with my hand cannon.
This is how it looked like.
Roman: You were worth every cent. Truly you were
Y/n: Hello Roman Torchwick or should I say Roman Brunswick
he was extremely confused. his heart throbbed hearing that name
Roman: W-who are you and how do you know that name!
Y/n: What, can't recognize me lad?
He then went even more wide eyed. He couldn't believe his eyes.
Y/n: The consequences for your actions will come...
Roman: I always missed my stress reliever! But... I'm afraid this is where we part ways.
He then shoots a shotgun shell at Ruby, so I activated my gun slinger ability got out my hand cannon and shot it.
This is what I look like when I use gunslinger ignore the face. Imagine instead of the fire black smoke coming off.
Ruby: Thanks and... What was that all about.
Y/n: Don't worry (Running) Hes getting away!
She then looked around to find roman climbing a ladder to the top of a building
Ruby: You okay if we go after him.
Bossman: Uh huh
We then used our semblance to get on top of the building
Y/n/Ruby: HEY/ YO!
Roman: (Muttering) Persistent
A bullhead then floats on the other side of the building and uses its spotlight to find me and Ruby. It illuminated the ground between us. Roman jumped on the bullhead and adjusted his hat.
Roman: End of the line red and Y/n
Y/n: You use a walking stick just like your aunt like I broke her hip-- Okay actually never mind...
Roman: ...
Ruby: ...
Roman: ...
Ruby: ...
Roman: Well...
Ruby: ...
He then tosses a fire crystal at us and shoots it while it was near us, we braced for the impact which never came
Roman: WOOHOO-NANI!
Me and Ruby slowly put our heads up to find a blonde lady doing a weird glyph thing with her stick and sends purple energy towards the bullhead Roman is trying to stay on the ship without falling off.
Roman: We got a huntress!
The mysterious girl then leaves the wheel and gives it to roman which he takes. The blonde lady then glows purple and sends more energy on top of the bullhead which forms a storm cloud she motions her hand down and ice crystals come flying down.
The mysterious girl sends fire onto the huntress, and she blocks it she then gathers all the broken rock and sends it flying towards the girl she then sends out fire beams to break some of it as it its redirected back at the bull head. It was going to hit the girl but Roman turns the bullhead at an angle to it hits the top
She then splits it into 3 as they were flying toward the ship. The girl then looks around and burns all the beams into ash. Ruby then puts her scythe into sniper form and starts shooting at the girl then I use my hand cannon and shoot her, but she easily blocks them and sends fire land mines around us, but she moved both me and Ruby out the way then they escape.
But I only had one question in mind.
Y/n/Ruby: HOW IS A STICK SO POWERFUL!?!?/CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!?!
(Timeskip)
Were then in an interrogation room as I'm next to Ruby, with her sat directly next to me.
Glynda: I hope you know that your actions will not be taken lightly. you put yourself and others at harm's way
Y/n/Ruby: they started it!
Me and ruby looked at each other Then smile.
Glynda: if it were up to me id send you home with a pat on the back...
Ruby looked exited as her hands covered her mouth in admiration.
Y/n thoughts: "she then looks happy, but I doubt it will last any time soon"
Glynda: And a slap on the wrist! (Smacks her stick on the table)
Glynda: But, there is someone here who wants to talk to you too
Ozpin: Ruby Rose you...have silver eyes
Ruby: U-umm
Y/n: "Bit creepy, no?" Yakow how to use them?
Glynda and Ozpin looked at each other in disbelief.
Ruby: I'm using them right now?
Ozpin just looks to the right and tilts his head slightly to the right to insinuate that Ruby was Here.
Ozpin: Well, where did you both learn to do this.
Y/n/Ruby: Self-taught/S-signal Academy
Ozpin: They taught you how to use one of the most dangerous weapons ever designed.
Ruby: Well one teacher in particular
Ozpin: I see
He hands us a plate of cookies.
Y/n: Thanks o-
Ruby: Oh showwy
Ozpin: (Chuckles) Anyway it's just that I've seen one scythe wielder of that skill before
Y/n: Me?
Ozpin: A dusty old crow
i groan in disappointment
Ruby: Thash ma unkul...sorry that's my Uncle Qrow Hes a teacher at signal I was complete garbage until he took me under his wing now, I'm like howwww-wichaaaaa
Ozpin: so, I've noticed and what's an adorable girl doing at a school to train warriors.
Ruby: Well, I want to be a huntress well you see my parents always told us to help people-
You smile warmly at these thoughts however you were interrupted a finger clicking in my face
Y/n: Huh
Ozpin: What about you why do you want to become a huntsman
Y/n: Hmm, well... I was kind of brought up into it. I was trained to be a legendary warrior. I guess you could say it's the same as Ruby. I just like the sound of being a huntsman you know, just slaughtering Grimm and Protecting people. It's so fun!
Ozpin: Hmm and what is your name
Y/n: Y/N Brunswick
Ozpin: it seems you and Roman Torchwick have some history.
Y/n: Yes, We have.... Some unfinished business.
Ozpin: Well do you want to come to my school
Y/n: On 1 condition I don't wear uniform, I don't get any homework and i get to ahve my weapons on me at all times.
Glynda: Thats three-
Ozpin: That can be arranged... Okay I'll see you too later.
Y/n: FUCK YEA-
SLAP!!!
With all of Ozpin's fury he slapped Y/n in the face. He looked upset. He Then looked extremely sternly towards me.
Ozpin: Watch your language young man. You are free to go.
We then leave. After I left, I walked Towards Ruby. I patted her shoulder as she was looking away. She turned around with a smile on her face.
Ruby: Hi Y/n!
Y/n: Hey, that was some pretty good stuff back there. You clearly know how to fight!
Ruby looked down and rubbed the floor with her boots.
Ruby: Oh, stop it! You were really good too... No wonder you're going to beacon. (Chuckle) OH! And you have a scythe too! Thats so cool! Ive never seen anyone use a scythe that good.
Y/n: Yeah, I trained myself you could say... Although my uncle did help me as well with my hand cannon.
Ruby: Wow he must be a really good huntsman too! Id love to meet him!
Y/n: I'm sure you will...
Timeskip
Blondie: Oh, I can't believe my baby sister is going to beacon with me this is the best day ever!
I heard a familiar voice.
Ruby: Yang, please stop...
Yang: But I'm so proud of you!
Ruby: Really sis it was nothing.
Yang: What do you mean it's incredible everyone at beacon going to think you're the beez knees.
Ruby: I don't want to be the bees' knees I just want to be a normal girl with normal knees.
Yang: What's with you aren't you exited.
Ruby: Of course, I'm excited I just... got moved ahead 2 years I don't want people to think I'm special or anything
I then walk in.
Y/n: Well, that makes the 2 of us
Ruby/Yang: AAAHHHH!!!!!!
Yang: Oh, and who are you?
Y/n: My names Y/N Brunswick
Yang: Oh, you're the person my sister couldn't stop talking about!
Ruby: Yang! Why do you always do this when another boy comes...
Yang: I'm just messing around.
Ruby: Y-
A person then vomits in a trashcan
Ruby: Well, I guess it was a nice moment while it lasted
Yang: I wonder who were going to meet.
Ruby: Hopefully their better than vomit boy...oh Yang you have puke on your shoe
Yang: Gross. Gross! GROSS! GROSS!! GROSS!!!!!!
Ruby: Get away from me! Get away from me! GET AWAY FROM ME!!
Then I just burst out laughing. Beacons going to be so much fun!
Thug's POV (12 hours Ago)
I opened my eyes and looked around to see multiple Faunus' looking at me.
Faunus: What's a human doing here?!
Faunus: How did he even get here?
Faunus: Apparently, He was seen flying all the way here. Poor boy.
Thug: (Getting up while losing the will to live) Just kill me now... (Getting into the fetal position and sobbing.)
Faunus: Let's kill it!
Next chapter will be Us at the end of the day. I have loads of things planned for the story. Oh, and pls VOTE it helps out the book its one click. Chow!
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