It had been five days since that nuke dropped, the Mushroom Kingdom was a wreck, and you had only gotten out of the bunker a few hours ago.
(Y/N): Why the fuck did the military drop a NUKE?!
Meggy: We almost died!
Mario: -Oopsie...-
Steve: Sshh...there, there...
Steve was hugging his son. (Yes, Steve has a son now.)
(Y/N): -What the fuck...-
Meggy: -When did Steve get married?!-
Saiko: Well, the castle is in bad shape, so we can't stay there for a while!
Infinite: I thought the giant robot situation was bad enough.
Crystal: Well, at least we got out of it alive, honey.
Infinite and Crystal shared a kiss, while you discussed where you could live with the others.
Luigi: Where can we live while repairs are being done?
Mario: Hmm... OH!
-Flashback to 2013...-
Mario: Now you just got to turn the oven on...
Mario pressed a button, and the castle instantly set on fire.
Mario: ...Crap....
SMG4: Oh good going, genius!
Toad: Oh yay, there goes my home. And millions of other Toad's homes.
Lakitu: ;_; Where am i going to pee now?
Peach: WTF? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CASTLE???
SMG4: Mario knows exactly what happened.
Mario: ....*Gulp*...
Peach: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Mario: SMG4 was on fire and set everything else on fire!!!
SMG4: WHAT?! No i wasn't!
Mario set SMG4 on fire with a Flamethrower, making the blue Mario recolor scream like crazy, this wasn't enough to convince Peach however, and Mario collapsed to the floor.
Mario: Please don't hurt me...
Peach: What are the damages?
Police: Well, since everything is burnt and you lost everything...it would be around 2 billion coins to fix.
Peach: OH WHAT THE FU-
Peach exploded.
Mario: Oh well, what can ya do?
Peach: I can't afford that... (What about all the money you have in your credit card? SM64 bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos proves that you are rich as fuck, Peach.)
Police: Oh, well then you can live like hobos.
Toad: Where we will live?!
Lakitu: Can someone kill me?
SMG4: How am i supposed to make vids? WHERE WILL I ENSLAVE TOADS!?
Mario: We can stay at my house!
Peach: ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-Present time...-
Mario: FOCKING...GENIUS!
Mario picked everyone up, then began to run.
Francis: WHOA!
Meggy: Where are you taking us, Mario?!
Mario: To my house! We can live there while the repairs are being done!
SMG4 & Toad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Within two minutes, Mario had arrived at his house, then he dropped everyone on the floor.
(Y/N): Owch...
Mario: Welcome to my house everybody!
Luigi: Make yourselves comfortable!
You walked into the house, it was small, but was big enough to fit everybody in.
Saiko: Hmm...
Francis: Doesn't seem too bad.
Meggy: But wait, if we're gonna be staying here for a few days, where are we gonna sleep?
Mario: Oh yeah...that's right...we only have two beds...
B0b: I dOn'T mInD sLeEpInG oN tHe TaBlE.
Toad: Jesus Christ, this is gonna be a nightmare...
SMG4: I'd rather sleep in a pile of shit than sleep here!
Saiko: Shotgun on the couch!
Fishy: Hmm...where can i sleep?
Mario: A few of you can sleep in the basement!
Meggy: Hmm...eh, why not.
(Y/N): All the spaces up here are taken, so i might as well.
You walked downstairs into the basement, it smelled pretty bad.
Meggy: Ugh...
(Y/N): What is that smell?
Meggy stepped on a rotten plate of Spaghetti and slipped, you quickly caught her.
Meggy: Hehe, thanks (Y/N).
SMG4: Sucks we have to sleep down here...
Steve made a bed on a Crafting Table, then put it down on the floor.
Meggy: Hey, Steve! Could you make more of those so we don't have to sleep on the cold floor?
Steve: I GOT YOU, FAM!
Steve cracked his knuckles, then began crafting multiple beds. He threw one at you, Meggy and SMG4.
(Y/N): Thanks!
SMG4: Thank god, Steve you are a lifesaver.
Steve gave a thumbs up.
You put the bed down and jumped onto it. Within only a few minutes, you fell asleep. Meggy giggled and gave you a kiss on the cheek.
SMG4: Well, i'm gonna get to sleep. See ya in the morning.
Meggy: Night, SMG4.
You were sleeping peacefully, but about an hour into your sleep, a scream woke you up and made you go flying off the bed.
(Y/N): OW! N-not again...
Infinite: WHOEVER IS SCREAMING, SHUT THE FUCK UP! ME AND CRYSTAL ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
Mario: WHO THE HELL ATE MY SPAGHETTI?!
Saiko: NOT ME! NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP!
Mario: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
SMG4 ran upstairs and hit Mario with a Frying Pan, knocking the plumber out instantly.
Crystal: Thanks for that, SMG4.
SMG4: No problem.
Somehow Meggy had managed to sleep through all that noise. You went up to Meggy and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
(Y/N): Love you, Meggy.
You got back into your bed and fell asleep. The next day, Saiko was making breakfast for everyone, the amazing smell of Bacon went into your nose.
(Y/N): Oh...is that Bacon i smell...?
Meggy: I-it is...
You slowly got up and followed the smell, Saiko had just finished making breakfast.
Saiko: Heya, sleepyheads. I made breakfast for everyone!
(Y/N): Huh. Thanks, Saiko!
Saiko: After the challenge thing a few days ago, i decided to actually try and be nice to people more often.
Meggy: And it looks like it's working.
You sat down, Saiko put a plate in front of you, it had Bacon, Eggs, Sausages and Beans on it. (Now that's a good breakfast)
(Y/N): Wow!
You began eating, Saiko gave Meggy a plate of Pancakes.
Meggy: Thanks, Saiko!
Saiko gave a thumbs up, Meggy started to eat the pancakes, her eyes sparkled.
Meggy: This is amazing!
Saiko: Thanks, Meggy.
(Y/N): Well, living here shouldn't be too much of a problem. We just gotta wait for a few days after all.
(You could say this is a remastered version of Super Mario 64 Bloopers: Hotel Mario... but i couldn't think of a title for this chapter XD)
Anyways, lata-
(Meanwhile...)
Xeggy was playing a game of Go Fish with the Masked Jackal.
Xeggy: Got any tens?
The Masked Jackal shook his head, then he held up seven fingers.
Xeggy: Shit. Here you go.
Xeggy gave her two sevens to the Masked Jackal, then Orange Angel walked into the room.
Orange Angel: Hey, i've got some good news for everyone.
Flame: What is it?
Orange Angel smiled, then Dark Squid and Zelus walked beside her.
Xeggy: Huh?! You managed to get those two on our team?!
Orange Angel: Actually...i got way more than that...
Suddenly, a few lights turned on, and behind Orange Angel, was an army of Dark Squid and Zelus clones.
Flame: HOLY SHIT!
Xeggy: H-how did you do that?!
Orange Angel: I actually took blood from my friends during the war, and i knew it would become useful at some point. Also, look who we have on the team.
A familiar cyborg girl walked out of the shadows, but she was different. She had been changed. She was now wearing a Red Hoodie, She had Red Hair, and her eye color was red.
(...Well...Shit...Machito isn't gonna be happy about this at all.)
Also, have a cute Meggy pic.
Anyways, lata!