Hetalia One-Shots

By Vigilant_Schemer

62.2K 2.1K 142

Just a bunch of one-shots that I came up with. Some with me funny, some will be cute and others will be depre... More

Alfred Should Not Be left Alone
Mathias Really Wants To Go To Atlantis
Captured
Thieving Cat's
Turtle Adoption
Go Away Gilbert
No Blood On The Dress
Alfred Is So Done With His Drunk Friends
Cake Flavors
No Birthday Knife For Natalya
1,2,4 Pigs In The House
Alfred The Klutz
Gilbert Is A Bird
No Killing Arthur
Personal Space, Whats That?
Flinching
Science Is Fun
Don't Call Lovino Cute When He's Mad
Alfred And Matthew's Mom Is The Worst
The Dress
Cookies Solve Everything
Blushing Prussian
Cut Finger
Surprise Date
Sneaky Canadian
Don't Underestimate The Short
Some Advice
Late Night Thoughts
Disney Movies
Exhausted
Alfred Is A Dork
Ice Cream Or Murder
Lost Child
Ballet
Pet Bat
Beach Day
Banned From The Kitchen
New Hair Do
Paperwork Will Be The Death Of Alfred
Bad Fish
Never Ending Race
The Hero Singing Like A Villain
Innocent Blue Eyes
Don't Mess With The Bat
Tagged
A Candian's Safe
Being Cute Is Not A Crime
A Photo From The Past
A Quill Or A Pen?
Pinkberry Fixes Everything
Sobbing And Running Away
Age Limit
Alfred Does Not Like The Cold
Flower Crown
Summoning
Hot Chocolate Was Not What I Had In Mind
The Single Beauty
Don't Touch Alfred's Cereal
Big Shirt
Flustered Albino
Arthur Makes A Mistake
Dramatics
Comforting The Italians
To Early For Blushing
Dark As The Soul
Shippers
Unique Confession
Love Is Blind
Coffee, Tea and Hot Chocolate
Protective Little Sister
Panicked Siren Noises
Similarities Between People And Slinkies
Stubborn Yogurt
Target Practice
Disturbing A Brit
Biggest Fear
Passive Aggressive Gift Giving
Car Crash
Army Of Darkness
Like The Sun
New Puppy
Being Straight, Not That Easy
Mixed Signals
Marshmallows
Being Weird Is Fun
Clever Italian
Love Is For Fools
Big Spoon Or Little Spoon
The Floor's Hate
Coffee And Cereal
Self Destructive Habits
Flirting Gone Wrong
Pick A Card
Fighting
Drunk Pranks
Top Ten Things
Drunken Stealing
Speeding Up The Process
Reasons To Smile
Sensory Overload
Friendship Bracelets
Double Date
Making Boys Nervous
Piggyback Ride
Time Out
Words Of Encouragement
Jelly Bean
Leaf Juice And Bee Sauce
Tall Boyfriends
Impossible
Late Night Calls
Antonio Is Really Bad At Flirting
Standards
Lost Glasses
Willow
Not Special
Height Of Stupidity
Get A Boyfriend
Nice Face
Trouble Being Straight
People Problems
Ex Boyfriend
Super Anger
Hibernating
Argumentative Attraction
Free Daycare
Headstand
Weak
Salt
Angry Prank Call
Passive-Aggressively
Cute Cat
Kill Them With Cuteness
Just Like A Duckling

Black Cat

336 16 1
By Vigilant_Schemer

Arthur glanced up from his book when the American national anthem started playing from his phone, he sighed before placing his book down so that he could answer the phone. 

"A black cat just ran up my leg and smacked me in the face. Does this mean I've been blessed by the Halloween gods?" Alfred quickly asked causing Arthur to blink in confusion. 

"What?" He questioned causing Alfred to sigh before he explained again. 

"I was hanging out at home watching a movie when this black cat just came out of nowhere and ran up my leg to slap me in the face" He explained and Arthur just leaned in his seat with a thoughtful expression on his face. 

"Where's the cat now?" He asked and he heard rusting on the other end before Alfred responded. 

"It's curled up on my lap sleeping" He said which caused Arthur to blink in surprise. 

"I think a spirit has just claimed you" He said causing Alfred to make a soft sound of understanding. 

"That certainly explains some things" Alfred mused to himself which made Arthur raise a confused eyebrow. 

"What do you mean?" He asked slightly worried. 

"The cat has tiny wings" Alfred explained which caused Arthur to bolt upwards as he choked in shock. 

"Why didn't you mention that earlier!" He shouted causing Alfred to shush him, which he grudgingly did. 

"I didn't notice until just now, they blend into the fur" He snapped back. Arthur sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. 

"Alright I'll come over and check it out, just whatever you do do not piss it off" He said as he stood up to grab his car keys. 

"Alright see you soon" Alfred chirped cheerfully before hanging up, Arthur just rolled his eyes in exasperation as he stepped out of the house and put his phone into his pocket. Alfred was such a dork. 

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

22.5K 457 14
Hey! If you didn't already know, i'm making a Hetalia x reader oneshot book. You can request, here are the rules 1. You need to tell me which charac...
57.9K 1.3K 30
The title explains it all
12.5K 327 140
Just a bunch of Hetalia one shots that I've made over the years. I'm still digging through my old stuff to put on here. There's a list at the start a...
Wattpad App - Unlock exclusive features