Meggy: Thanks for taking me to the park, (Y/N)!
(Y/N): No problem, meggy! I also brought along a lot of food.
Meggy: Cool, where shall we set our picnic?
Your eyes extended, you looked around, meggy giggled.
(Y/N): Over there!
You pointed to a tree, meggy ran over to it and set the blanket on the grass, you sat down and opened your bag, and gave a sandwich to meggy.
Meggy: Hehe, thank you!
While you were eating, the very well-known hat thief, also known as the soldier, was spying on you. He was looking at meggy's headgear.
Soldier: Ooooh...hats...
SMG3: So, i want you to do what you do best. I just want to see (Y/N) and meggy get frustrated.
Desti: Especially after destroying our Metal Gear RAY. That thing took so damn long to build!
Soldier: Yes!
The soldier saluted, then walked towards meggy.
(Y/N): Uhhh...
Meggy: What is it?
Meggy turned around to see the soldier.
(Y/N): Can we help you...sir?
Soldier: You will give me that hat!
Meggy: Huh?
(Y/N): You can't have meggy's headgear!
Soldier: ...
Meggy: Please leave us alone. We're having a pic-
Soldier: GIVE ME MY HAT, HIPPY!!!
The soldier snatched meggy's headgear, than ran off.
(Y/N): HEY!
Meggy: My headgear!
(Y/N): Let's get that crazy bastard!
You ran after the soldier, who was laughing crazily.
Soldier: Yes! I finally have a hat! Actually, three hats!
Demoman: Oi! I want that hat!
Soldier: Get your drunk ass out of here!
Demoman: Hey, i'll offer you this hat for those!
The demoman held up a worn out top hat.
Soldier: THAT HAT IS A PIECE OF SHET!
Demoman: YOU WHAT, MATE?!
The demoman started firing his grenade launcher.
Meggy: Look out!
Meggy picked you up, then ran into a nearby building, the grenades exploded.
Soldier: Get your own hat!
The soldier fired his rocket launcher, the rocket hit the demoman and exploded, sending flesh and blood flying everywhere.
Soldier: Yes! My rival is finally dead!
(Y/N): HEY! Give back meggy's headgear!
Soldier turned around and gave you the middle finger.
Soldier: No!
Meggy: Get him!
The soldier began running again, you and meggy chased the maniac.
SMG4: What the hell is going-
The soldier grabbed SMG4's hat.
SMG4: WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT'S MY HAT!
Meggy: Follow us, SMG4!
SMG4 nodded, then joined the chase.
Tari: Ah, i love this new duck hat!
Soldier: YOINK!
The soldier snatched tari's duck hat, then ran.
Tari: Hey!
SMG4: Come along, tari!
(Y/N): Come on, just give up, you hat thief!
Soldier turned around and fired his rocket launcher.
Meggy: Uh oh!
SMG4 got in front and kicked the rocket, sending it flying back at the soldier.
Soldier: Oh no!
The rocket exploded, sending the soldier flying across the mushroom kingdom.
SMG4: WE MUST GET OUR HATS BACK!
(Y/N): SMG4, we'll continue going after this freak! Me and meggy will get our hats back!
Tari: O-okay then!
SMG4: Kick his ass for us!
Meggy: We will!
SMG4 and tari walked back to the castle, you ran to where the soldier had landed, which was a car park.
Soldier: Ah, shit...
Meggy: You gonna give our hats back?
Soldier: No!
The soldier slapped meggy, making her fall backwards.
(Y/N): Aw hell no!
You jumped at the soldier and began punching his face.
Soldier: GET OFF!
The soldier grabbed you, then threw you at a nearby car.
(Y/N): Ouch...
Soldier: Mwahahaha! I will take every hat in the multiverse!
The soldier pressed a few buttons on a small device he had, then began to teleport.
Meggy: Oh no you don't!
Meggy grabbed the soldier, you did the same, and you were teleported to SB123's universe.
(Y/N): Hm? Where are we?
???: NOT AGAIN!
You turned around to see the soldier running off, with SB123 mario and SB123 meggy chasing him.
Meggy: Oh! We're back in SB123's universe.
(Y/N): Let's get him!
You carried meggy, then ran after the soldier.
SB123 Meggy: Seriously?! What is with this guy's hat fetish?!
SB123 Mario: No one steals my wife's headgear and gets away with it!
(Y/N): Yo, SB123 mario and SB123 meggy!
SB123 Meggy: Hmm? Oh! Hey (Y/N)!
Meggy: Hi, me! I see that this freak stole your headgear as well!
SB123 Mario: I want to know why he even steals hats...
The soldier jumped on top of a building, and started laughing.
(Y/N): This guy is mental!
Soldier: I will soon have every hat in the multiverse!
SB123 Meggy: Just give our hats back!
Soldier: HOW ABOUT NO?
The soldier continued to laugh like crazy, suddenly a bolt of lightning struck him.
Soldier: OW!
Crystal: Haha!
Infinite: Keep shocking him, crystal!
Crystal summoned more lightning bolts, which kept striking the soldier, who was now screaming like a girl.
Soldier: OH MY BIG FAT PAINIS IS ON FIRE!
Crystal stopped, and the soldier fell to the ground.
Infinite: Nice one, crystal!
Infinite kissed crystal on the lips, which made her blush.
Meggy & SB123 Meggy: Yay!
The two meggys grabbed their headgear and put it on.
Meggy: Phew, that's over with!
SB123 Meggy: And we've already had enough of a problem on our honeymoon...
(Y/N): Wait, you and mario are on your honeymoon?
SB123 Mario: Yep! Infinite and crystal gave us two tickets to isle delfino!
SB123 meggy looked over, infinite and crystal were still kissing.
SB123 Meggy: Awww...they're so cute together.
Meggy: Well, thanks for helping us!
SB123 Meggy: No problem! We should get back to solving some problems on this island.
SB123 Mario: Bye!
Infinite opened a portal, you, meggy and crystal ran in.
Infinite: See you guys when you get back!
Infinite ran into the portal, it closed.
SB123 Meggy: Alright, let's get back to what we were doing.
F.L.U.D.D.: Yes, there is much more work to do.
(That soldier has a massive hat fetish...maybe i should give him an unusual and he'll shut up.)
Anyways, lata!