Me: now I can finally say someone famous is following me
Colby: I'm not famous
Me: you have 10K followers, that's a lot
Me: I have 500 followers
Me: I have no idea who these people are lol
Colby: why don't you make it private then?
Me: nah
Me: might as well show off my beauty 🤷♀️
Me: kidding I ain't beautiful
Me: I don't have that big of an ego
Colby: so, your friend Katrina's pretty
Me: YOU STALKED KAT?
Me: perv
Colby: says the girl that had my number
Me: that's different
Colby: Sam might like Kat
Me: I'm not selling out the only friend I have, thanks
Me: plus we live in Canada
Me: wouldn't work out anyways
Colby: damn, I was so ready to set them up
Me: maybe one day in the future
Me: but Kat's too innocent, it's sweet
Colby: one day, Daisy, one day