[JARED]
Now there’s a lotta stupid stuff that hits the internet
But if it’s funny or embarrassing then you can bet
It goes viral
That all goes viral
Ooh whoa-oh
Ooh whoa-oh
When a cat plays piano or a dumb girl falls
Then your friends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls
And it’s viral
Super viral
Ooh whoa-oh
Ooh whoa-oh
Once your letter first gets tweeted
That will never gets deleted
One kid clicks
Then two
Then six
And oh, you know
It’s goin’ viral
Viral
You’ll be an internet celebrity
'Cause it’ll spread like reality TV
Now ev’rybody knows you're doomed!
It’s goin’ viral
Viral
You’ll be the poster boy for ‘sad and lame’
So either off yourself or change your name
Cause it’s goin’ viral
Viral
Viral
You’ll see it blowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song
And ev’ry soccer mom in Omaha will sing along
Cause it’s viral
It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral
Ooh whoa-oh
Ooh whoa-oh
Trust me, dude, that post will linger
Worse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"
Just sit back and watch this letter
Grow
Grow
Grow
Oh! It’s goin’ viral
Viral
You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry laptop screen
And kids’ll dress like you for Halloween
Khakis and those STUPID shoes
It’s goin’ viral, viral
I’ll get to say I knew the YouTube star
That people laugh about in Kandahar
Cause it’s goin’ viral
Viral
Viral
It’s worse every day
It’s never ending
You flee to Bombay
And still, you’re trending
You climb a mountain and you find a guru
And he promises that you’ll be a new you
But one night lying in your bunk
You lock eyes with another monk
He looks at you with piercing eyes
And then you see him recognize
You wonder what he’s gonna do
He calls the gurus in with you
He pulls his phone out and it’s back again
‘Dear Evan Hansen, it turns out that I’m a huge loser and my life is an unforgiving nightmare that will seemingly never end!’
That post went viral
Viral
It's like a cyber-trap you can't escape
Where every gang is up for cyber hate
Your life's gonna spiral
Spiral
When this goes viral
Viral
Viral
You are doomed!