"Hello-"
"Patch me to Mandy. Please and thank you."
"Fine, but make sure you tell her that Candy says she won't get away with doing this for long."
"Okay."
"Please hold."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Mandy?"
"Hm?"
"Were you just going to be silent this whole time?"
"Yeah, to see how much this mattered to you, how patient you were."
"It matters a lot actually. And I'll wait as long as it takes."
"Charming."
"How did you know it was me though?"
"I'm just awesome like that."
"No, seriously."
"Candy gave me a heads up."
"Also, did you know Candy and Mandy-"
"She's my twin sister."
"WHAT?"
"Yep."
"THERE'S TWO PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD AS AMAZING AS YOU?"
"Funny, I don't fall for it though. But I am amazing, just more amazing than her."
"Classic Mandy."
"Gotta go do my job now, bye."
"Oh, okay-"