H: niall i swear to you the minute i get home from this god awful date i will fuck you senseless in the hotel room.
N: what about the hot tub?
H: that's an even better idea.
N: why are we so sexual now?
H: every growing couple goes through the 'sex 24/7' phase
N: oh great
H: i know right it's fantabulous
N: did you just
H: yeah i did
N: why couldn't you just say fantastic or fabulous my god.
H: i love you 😏😘😘😘
N: i love you too
H: can't wait for later 👉👌💦
N: 😏
okay i have bio hw bye till later tonight