GROUPCHAT
jensen
marissa eats ice cream with a fork
jared
the fuck?
marissa
wha-?
alex
wait, seriously
rob
I dropped a fork on my toe once
misha
ice cream... with a fork?
a ffffffooooorrrrrkkkkk???
marissa
jensen's a fucking liar
I eat ice cream with a spoon
obviously he eats it with a fork
felicia
I've been with jensen eating ice cream
ruth
me too
richard
we all have.
he eats with a spoon
marissa
it's actually a spork, fucktards
jared
why so defensive huh huh
jensen
(it's because she eats ice cream with a fork)
alex
... is it better?
marissa
yes, it is.
and jensen, I take everything back
misha
what is everything?
rich
heeerrrr looooovvvvveeeeee
marissa
^^^ bingo
jared
ruth
is that a meemee??
felicia
(wheeze)
briana
I just caught up and I fucking snorted
rob
I almost lost my toe from the fork
kim
why is rob talking about losing a toe?
marissa
@ jared
jensen
I'm kinda confused
do you love me or not?
alex
she loves me. we've been figuring out a way to tell you
jensen
listen here you little shit
misha
jeNSEN THERE ARE CHILDREN
briana
jared doesn't count
felicia
does anyone have popcorn
rob
it was bleeding really badly
rich
ROB, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR TOE
ruth
this place is a mess??
alex
JENSEN JUST ADMIT THE FACT THAT YOUR OLD
marissa
kim
you're*** alex
jensen
SHE WASN'T SAYING THAT LAST NIGHT
marissa
dang, that meme is perfect for here too
jared
rob
WHAT SO JARED CAN KEEP THAT "I LOST MY SHOE" LINE GOING FOR LIKE 11 YEARS AND PEOPLE STILL CARE BUT I CANT TALK ABOUT MY TOE
ruth
hey, briana, kim, wanna get some coffee
alex
WHAT DID YOU GUYS HAVE THE SEX
rich
rob, it's important you have your toe, but it's not important to the current conversation
briana
yes, sure, ruth
jensen
WHAT DO YOU THINK, KID KSJSJDBW
jared
hey, marissa, has gen texted you about the groupchat yet?
kim
oh yes totally, any excuse to let this play out and watch silently from the background
marissa
she may have mentioned something but not yet. she hasn't messaged me that much because of odette
alex
I THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND MARISSA AND YOU WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES
rob
but forks pertained to the conversation at the beginning and I almost losT MY TOE TO ONE
jared
that's probably my fault. I'll definitely get her to do that as soon as I can
jensen
I'M FLATTERED BUT BABIES ARE OFF THE TABLE RIGHT NOW
marissa
okay, jared!
and about that, jensen...
rob
WHAT
rich
WHAT
felicia
WHAT
alex
W H A T
briana
WHAT?
kim
WHAAAAT?
ruth
WHAT????
jared
wHaT?¡
jensen
... marissa?
marissa
my stepdad chad wants the name jason hamnet if we have a son
and we used protection, beautiful
ruth
that was a plot twist
NOTE: ain't this a cluster fuck lmaooo also true story I dropped a fork on my toe and made it bleed and then like didn't realize that I almost lost my toe I just wanted to eat mandarin oranges okay